Dr Grant @semicharmedquark.bsky.social · 24/03/2025@ditzkoff.bsky.social From now on in every White House Chat: 8283001251
DingleClaus @dingleclaus.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Imagine the chaos if they begin each meeting with "is anyone here a Russian Agent?"... 110
guy with the thing @darrellemiedia.bsky.social · 25/03/2025makes me wonder if the 'elon getting a briefing at the pentagon on china' was also a Signal text chat, with the wrong person added in....... 000
AmericanNOTDorR2 @americannotdorr2.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Somehow I can see Putin, Xi & Trump all saying, no we're not - we're not spies either, really we're not. 000
Disco @disconina.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Apparently Skum can determine what cell phone belongs to what person in which party and what political gathering it's attended. I'm sure he can figure this one out, too 000
Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 24/03/2025If I ask you in the group chat you have to tell me. It’s the law. 070
Mo Brock @mobrock.bsky.social · 24/03/2025media.tenor.coma baby from the boss baby says it 's a secret .ALT: a baby from the boss baby says it 's a secret . 040
Happy Grandpa @1happyoldman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character from south park sitting in front of a sign that says south parkALT: a cartoon character from south park sitting in front of a sign that says south park 000
TMurphy @murphy-t.bsky.social · 24/03/2025When asked about the breach, the man in the Oval Office responded, “I know nothing about it.” That is his standard response when asked uncomfortable questions. For a guy who claims to know everything and be so in control, he always claims ignorance when it’s convenient to him. 030
penboyasgod.bsky.social @penboyasgod.bsky.social · 25/03/2025WOULD YOU PLEASE EXCUSE YOURSELF AND GET A CUP OF COFFEE .... IT'S RIGHT OUTSIDE *THAT OPEN DOORWAY* TO THE RIGHT. THE SUGAR & CREAM IS TO THE LEFT. 000
tmoney2007.bsky.social @tmoney2007.bsky.social · 24/03/2025They're doing the undercover cop thing "you have to tell me if you're an investigative reporter... its the law." 0100
Chronoss Chiron @chronosschiron.bsky.social · 24/03/2025no but i might be a sith lord in video games 010
Comiczette, (Ms J.T. 😻 ) fam check ya Vote cards plez-update 'em @lovexlove4real.bsky.social · 25/03/2025😁😁😅😅😁😁😅😅..---- #fireThem & #ImpeachTrumpNow!!! 021
Seth Forgosh @sforgosh.bsky.social · 26/03/2025That would have been a major opsec improvement. Follow it up with “Is anyone inside the kremlin?” 000
S. Wasi @whoknewyou.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Of course they could just not answer as they aren’t under oath. 000
quiquaequod @quiquaequod.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Maybe start each meeting with a quick game of truth or dare 000
Ginobear💙🐎🌊🐈⬛🐾 @ginobear.bsky.social · 24/03/2025You got your burn on 🔥 🔥🔥media.tenor.coma group of cartoon characters holding up signs that say judges .ALT: a group of cartoon characters holding up signs that say judges . 010
yankeescot @yankeescot.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I'm in disbelief over the "leak" of military attack plans in a chat. They might as well have taped a copy of the plans to a pole in Central Park. That might actually have been more secure. In any functional government, everyone involved in that chat would have been forced to resign by now. 071
J @levecque17.bsky.social · 24/03/2025Why are we worried about Elon getting war plans when the White House is passing them out like Easter eggs. 080
รค๓คภtђค ๒єฬเtςђє๔ 🏳️⚧️ @samanthahoriz0n.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I hear this is what Hegseth was drinking when he sent it 040
Rezdoc79 @intherad.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Yes and I report to Putin so it’s not a problem right Krasnov 000
Jason Douglas Thompson @jasdoutho.bsky.social · 25/03/2025“And if you are, how much do you need to not talk?” 000
🎃👻 (Mostly) Harmless 👻🎃 @mostlyharmless2.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I’m still curious as to how he was included in that chat. Has that been answered? 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/03/20251) Holy crap! 2) Aside from the shocking security breach, I can't believe these guys communicate like dipshits on Facebook - with the prayer hands and other emojis. 3) Everything fuckin' sucks and is stupid. 0181
Denise Naughton @denisenaughton.bsky.social · 25/03/2025media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a fake nose and mustacheALT: a man with glasses and a fake nose and mustache 000
Teach @armstrnd.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Security includes a reporter now Pete Hegseth oh my gosh, wow! What’s next secretary of defense? Give Russia some recompense? 010
Eryn Wyld @erynwyld.bsky.social · 25/03/2025This is the only lesson these idiots will learn from this 010
carriewolff.bsky.social @carriewolff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025This whole administration is goddamn Simpson’s episode. 3153
Lady Freedom Rocks @ladyfreedomrocks.bsky.social · 25/03/2025 Just twenty four hours ago that would have made me laugh because of the impossiblity of needing such a question in a war meeting. Now it sounds like a good idea that someone should have thought of before now. We are now in an idiocracy. 020
I finally put something in my bio #SmokeFleet #NAFO @snarky-op.bsky.social · 24/03/2025media.tenor.coma dog wearing a ski mask is peeking over a downloading screenALT: a dog wearing a ski mask is peeking over a downloading screen 000
Alex @3eeutiful.bsky.social · 24/03/2025This is laughing at them, @npr.org all things considered was laughing with them 😩 020
michaeljohnmorris.bsky.social @michaeljohnmorris.bsky.social · 24/03/2025#ElbowsUp #FuckTrump #FuckElon #FuckPoilievre #FuckTheFarRight #FightTheFarRight #Resist #PoilievreIsASellout #PierrePutin #BoycottTesla #TeslaTakedown #BanXInCanada #NotThe51stState #CanadaIsNotForSale #FuckRussia 001
Jack Smyth @jack-smyth.bsky.social · 25/03/2025PH : "Bombers being fuelled, Moscow next 👍👍👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 MAGA MAGA" PH: "Crap ignore my last one. Putin is on this chat. Crap crap crap. Errrrrr anybody see Adolescence on Netflix yet?" 000
politically sound 🕊️🦋🙏💐🌷 @politicallysound.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Before we begin, is anyone a Russian asset? Ok, let’s begin the chat.media.tenor.coma large group of people are posing for a photo in front of a large screen that says cdpALT: a large group of people are posing for a photo in front of a large screen that says cdp 020
Yigal Arens @nuffnuff.bsky.social · 24/03/2025While you're at it, might as well ask if there are any foreign spies present 021
chiroxy.bsky.social @chiroxy.bsky.social · 24/03/2025media.tenor.coma woman is smiling while looking at her cell phone and says i 'm sorry flood !ALT: a woman is smiling while looking at her cell phone and says i 'm sorry flood ! 010
asitseemstome.bsky.social @asitseemstome.bsky.social · 24/03/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon mouse is laughing and pointingALT: a cartoon mouse is laughing and pointing 000
Scott M @scottm-sig-vet.bsky.social · 24/03/2025War Chat Pete: Hey, anyone have the coordinates for tonight's bombing? Unknown: Use these my brother, 26.6771° N, 80.0370° W Pete: Thanks, oddly unknown texter - bombs away!!! 1374
sarahduheme.bsky.social @sarahduheme.bsky.social · 25/03/2025bsky.app/profile/thet...The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social🔑 under-discussed point — why they were on signal: 010
A͢͏̜̖̙̲̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̫̘͈͈͈̳̩̝̺͇̱̘͢x͏̘̪̰͖͇͎̬҉͏̫̼̜͉̭i̛̛̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘ͅó̴͈̙̦̯̘̮̯̲͈̙̳̲͢u̧̢̧̖̞̝̖̤̥̱̳͈͇̘͎̫͙̰̗̩͝s͇̖̻̰̟̟͝K͏͈̯̭̭̥̠̗̙̖̹̦̙͝͞n̴̫̘͈͈͈̳̩͢҉͏̫̼̜͉̭i̙͙̙̥̰̯͎̘̳̞͔̭̤̩͍g̨̪̣̤͎̟̝̙̲̰͚̗͓͟͠͝h̵̢̟̲͈̤̩̝̣͠ṱ͓̕ @nightmarescarz.bsky.social · 24/03/2025"Before we begin is anyone going to disagree with the king or question his authority?" 070
Shannon 🦇💩🤪 GOOD TROUBLE 💙💙💙 @shannonmaebreen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Nope. Not me! Me either! Hell no! Absolutely not. Okay. Let’s begin. 🤣🤪🤣 000
