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Cyclopsalott

@cyclopsalott.bsky.social
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Author of nothing. No podcast. You can't download my App because I don't have one. Interested in Laughing, Politics and sport. It/What

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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5h
When considering who will do absolutely ANYTHING to win....just remember that Jerry Hall has had Rupert Murdoch's balls on her chin. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 5h
reduced to the status of a bum #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12h
TV show idea : Fogle vs The Lion. Wannabe national treasure Ben 'fucking' Fogle is released into the territory of a Lion and must use his public schoolboy charm, etiquette and social contact network to survive. Completely unarmed and more or less gadget free, can handsome Ben overcome the odds?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 20h
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
'Ben Fogle is a cunt'?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see 'The Cunt' is still a cunt, then.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Penguins! In The Arctic?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Maybe a plague on humans is just what the planet needs right now?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Heard some gossip from the production staff that on the first morning Ross Kemp was found in his accomadation shouting and accusing his own droppings of trying to murder him. #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just caught up with #TheTraitors before tonight's episode.
'I'VE ACCIDENTALLY JUST RUINED YOUR FLAGSHIP TV PROGRAMME BY MISTAKE'.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when big phil schofield convinced us all that he had a GSOH?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I quite like it when Donald Trumps himself awake. Cute. Like a confused old tattered dog on it's last legs.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's all very well admitting that it 'is what it is', but where we are going wrong as a society is that not enough people are willing to accept that it most definitely is NOT what it isn't!
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I for one, fully endorse a special forces assassination operation if it turns out that they were fly tipping.
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Ciara Torres-Spelliscy @profciara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
💥Ok I see other platforms are blocking this. I met Alex Gibney moons ago at ABCNY (the Association of the Bar for the City of New York). He’s the real deal. Here’s the trailer for Alex Gibney’s documentary about Musk. Let’s Streisand Effect this: www.firstshowing.net/2026/must-se... 👋🎥
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Must See Full Trailer for Alex Gibney's 'Musk' Doc About a Fraudster | FirstShowing.net
"Do we even know this man at all?" Bleecker Street has launched their main official trailer for the must see new documentary film titled simply Musk, about the uber-wealthy tech giant megalomaniac Elo...
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Peace and love to you all x open.spotify.com/track/2rptpw...
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The Orb · Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld · Song · 1991
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My shopping got delivered 6 minutes outside of the 1 hr time slot but you don't hear me trying to create an international incident about it! Ffs entitled Yanks 🙄
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Yanks have been accidentally dropping stuff off the side of their ships since forever. Amateurs m8.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wtf? Lmao tbqhwy. Lol.
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David @davidpeacock40.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Chinny Honk @chinnyhonk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bluesky / Twitter
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This goodboy must have spotted some REALLY tasty sausages.....
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Barbara is fun
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Josh Widdecombes got some face like. If i were him I'd head down the nearest Tin Mine with my tiddy oggy and my shame and put a shift in ASAP.
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1981 / 1986 News @40yearsago.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[February 14th, 1981] "Dance Craze", a documentary film about the British 2 Tone music genre, premieres in theaters. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVex...
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Dance Craze (Movie 1981)
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only Ed Sheeran can win for us now.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In the next life i want to be a dog in a pram.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We've had a village referendum.
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Black Cheesebürder #MDANT Band Naming Expert @blackcheeseburger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I feel really bad for this guy right now.
a ginger holding a guitar from an ad for an ed sheeran tribute act.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's nothing more certain in life than that boy george has put in a very competitive offer to support ed sheeran.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JD Vance was the name of the creator, not the monster.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The People's Front of Piddington (PFP) need to realise that the British Government does not negotiate with terrorists.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Maybe it was Piddington Bear, not Paddington Bear who was the true angel of death?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Flood Piddington with Ket and Heroin to give them some real problems to concentrate on.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Piddington is ancient judeo christian for 'swivel eyed plague village'.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Maybe ed sheeran is a fanny?
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just imagine how much disinformation and micro targeting £72m gets you… Shame on the leaders who did nothing to protect democracy from the assault coming its way …as if we learnt nothing from Brexit.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tenner says that bag she's carrying stinks of shit.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Maybe it's the paedo's that need protection?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"But can jet fuel really melt steel beams"?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Give it to winkleman. She's got just about every other gig at the beeb.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What’s it like inside your head?
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Chief Rabbi explains why genocide is none of our business via the BBC.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's a cruise cruise, not a booze cruise!
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A nice look out to sea ended with a cannon captured from the Russians during the Crimean War.
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Cyclopsalott @cyclopsalott.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Can't even wave a medieval weapon of brutal murder around in public anymore. It's political correctness gone mad. #Reform #Farage
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