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Glengarry Glenn Close

@naverick.bsky.social
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I’ve been living in W Seattle for over a year and I’ve made it my entire personality. Cat Dad. He/Him.

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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 22h
I don’t disagree, but if I may….
A screen grab of the previous post with the Norman Rockwell painting of a man speaking up in a crowd. The original post’s text was ”All prisoners should the right to vote while in prison” in the screengrab, the words “prisoner” and “while in prison” are lined out in red, leaving the words “All should have the right to vote”
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This!
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on the subtle art of campaign management
Screenshot from tumblr. User "mangonetics" posts "ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em"

user "supreme-leader-stoat" replies "On it, boss!"

and then later replies "Bad news, boss!"
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who among us?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As an enjoyer of awful data visualization, I endorse this chart.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Charge of the Douche Brigade
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I moved out of Texas more than 2 years ago I still get tons of Paxton and Talarico texts.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Springsteenth, to all who celebrate!
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The good news is, the NY Giants remain undefeated against the Cowboys this season.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember The 21st night of September The gunpowder treason and plot I see no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot Hey hey hey! Ba-dee-ya Guy Fawkes was a-schemin’ Ba-dee-ya The lords were all a-sleepin’ Ba-dee-ya Caught him with a match that day
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember The 21st night of September The gunpowder treason and plot I see no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot Hey hey hey! Ba-dee-ya Guy Fawkes was a-schemin’ Ba-dee-ya The lords were all a-sleepin’ Ba-dee-ya Caught him with a match that day
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goes hand in hand with Sam Vimes’ Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness.
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 20/09/2026
Timeline cleanse This is an actual public service ad created by the Norwegian government. If you think the Internet sucks now, you're not alone.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So wild to think we’re only 48 days away from the start of the 2028 election season.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If they don’t make a Jimothy token I will burn this whole place down.
Screenshot of the Seattle Times headline: “Seattle to get its own Monopoly game” with the Monopoly guy standing in front of Pike Place
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Claim: beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy. Counterclaim: Vacuum Distilled Doritos Nacho Cheese liquor is proof that god gets off on watching us suffer.
A bottle of liquor labeled “Vacuum distilled Doritos nacho cheese.” It contain a clear liquid, and has a reddish orange label.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We’ve upgraded to 90’s Halloween commercials. And you know what? They used to respect us. There’s effort and creativity here. These are fun. We used to be a proper country.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Watching an ad for the Atari ET game. The game that damn near destroyed the video game industry in its infancy.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
An ad just advertised a 7-digit phone number. What, am I supposed to guess the area code???
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
At my favorite bar, we’re watching a 80’s commercials. Because I live in Seattle and this is the type of bar I go to. And my flabbers are gasted. These commercials are just some person in front of a muslin. Glasses. Milk. OJ. Just people standing in a studio in front of a muslin with the product.
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Auburn ✨ @butyourenowave.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who Framed Roger Rabbit? is truly one of the best films of all time.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Canada has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How is this legal?? From @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social WA tenants dread rental fees. Could an end be in sight? www.seattletimes.com/business/wa-...
When Aleks Posielski received a lease renewal offer from his landlord in May, he was taken aback by an unexpected charge.

Posielski would have to pay an $85 “lease renewal fee,” if he committed within 10 days, even though his lease wasn’t up for six months.

Otherwise, the lease renewal fee would start to increase every 10 additional days — to $150 and then to $250. If Posielski needed more than a month to decide, it would grow to $500.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope when they rename the Nashville Airport for Dolly, the change its airport code to DDS
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The father, the son, the holy spirit, paper, scissors.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Reskeeting to tag the artist: @hiitsmiia.bsky.social
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Rebecca Thompson 🦋 @rebalynn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
@hiitsmiia.bsky.social
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
19¢??? The produce pirates around here charge a buccaneer!
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
WHY DON'T YOU ADMIT THAT YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY MONEY FROM OLD MONOGRAPHS AND MAKE THEM AVAILABLE TO US ONLINE OR AT LEAST ALLOW THOSE OF US NERDS WHO WANT ACCESS TO MAGIC UNIVERSITY ACCOUNTS FOR FREE BEFORE ALL THE KNOWLEDGE IS GONE MOTHERFUCKERS GAH
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Elon Musk's Jet Tracking @elonjet.net · 23/08/2026
N8628 Took off from Burbank, California, United States.
Reg: N8628 On Ground: False Alt: 825 Last Contact: 0:00:02.100411 Trigger: no longer on ground
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is how Balderdash sleeps, blissfully unaware that my entire psychological well-being rests on his 2.5-legged ass.
A derpy orange cat sleeping with his tongue sticking out. His deformed back leg is curled up and his front legs are extended out. He has no idea he is the foundation for my entire mental well being, and this sleeps soundly and deeply.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is - and I apologize for the military jargon here - fucking bullshit.
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Unspeakably disgraceful. Doris Miller was a mess attendant -- the only jobs open to Black sailors -- who won the Navy Cross at Pearl Harbor. With this, and reports USN leaders are considering changing the design of aircraft carriers *because Trump said so* -- the Navy is dishonoring itself.
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Kevin passed about an hour ago. The time to find his cats a home IS now, and I'm not one step closer to finding it. Please, friends.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
¡Ay! ¡Que demasiada leches!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Chef’s kiss
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You think @apnews.com knew what they were doing here? I’d like to think so.
Screen shot of the Associated Press app with the headline “Trump vs BBC” circled.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
With all the garbage he spews on his own, why make something silly like this up? Save us your engagement-bait bullshit.
Screenshot of a Skeet from @Love2024.bsky.social:
“Only the devil 😈 could spew hate like this. And we have to listen to hate everyday. Now he’s tired of his job. When did he ever do a job of any kind!!
Just make it stop 🛑 “
Underneath is an obviously fake tweet by President Trump saying “Only suckers and losers would enlist, go to sea on an aircraft carrier, and then complain and send their family nasty notes about our military. They weren’t at sea long enough.”
The date and other engagement details of the fake tweet are obscured by a banner that says “Not the first time he called them suckers or losers.”
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
@MNateShyamalan
Entomologist here. Great question! It may seem surprising that the scientific community could miss an entire bug species after all this time, especially when it’s THIS big. The answer might surprise you more. Let’s dive in (1/?)

(quoting:)
@theoceanblooms
can I ask a question: how does something like this go undiscovered until now

(quoting:)
@ABC
Scientists have discovered a giant new species of stick insect in Australia, which is over 15 inches long and researchers say may be the heaviest insect in the country.

@MNateShyamalan
he look like stick (2/2)
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hey everyone! On a scale of 0 to “making deviled eggs for the cats,” how’s everyone doing today?
4 cats bowls with tiny deviled eggs inside in them. Three cats chowing down on deviled eggs inside their cat bowls.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What does it mean when the Wholesome Memes page goes to the Dark Place?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/08/2026
Democrats: You pay taxes. We spend the money on you Republicans: You pay taxes, we spend the money on tax cuts for the wealthy and corporate subsidies This is how wealth is transferred from us to them. The same is true for tariffs. We pay the higher prices, but the corporations get the refunds.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
TIL that Ray Bradbury wrote a story about the last 24 hours vestiges of human civilization and it took place on Aug 4, 2026, and it’s wild he was only off by like a year or 2.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever seen him sit like this before (usually he’s on back or lounging on his side). I’ve never noticed how weirdly rectangular he apparently is.
A large white cat sitting in a desk. His body is oddly rectangular shaped.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
VOTE like your life depends on it!!!
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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