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Metro Chimp

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There set out, slowly, for a Different World, At four, on winter mornings, different legs… You can’t break eggs without making an omelette —That’s what they tell the eggs.

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mr-yoyito.bsky.social @mr-yoyito.bsky.social · 6h
Excellent political cartoon. It’s too bad Ed Sheeran won’t get it.
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 7h
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 37m
Happy Hump Day!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 1h
1/2: Since they apparently can't reliably tell the difference between a 'd' and a 's', are we sure it's not now renamed Duper Intelligence? Also ...
huffpost.com
Trump Botches The Name Of His Own Country In Truly Embarrassing Flub
President of the... what?!?
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"I really don't care, do you?"
thedailybeast.com
Melania Ditches ‘Be Best’ for Bizarre New Brand
Melania’s top adviser has described the new project as “Davos for Women.”
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes I wonder if we lucked out with Limp Dick Donnie literally being enthralled by shiny baubles rather than having a deep understanding of the domestic and international financial systems
nytimes.com
Trump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)
The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia — the oldest natural history museum in the U.S. — has closed its doors after nearly 200 years 6abc.com/post/philade...
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HAPPY MONDAY!
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Susan Collins has been lying to us for almost 30 years.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
G*d damn, the GOP have succeeded in getting me on the side of the furries ...
usatoday.com
What is 'furry culture' and why is Tommy Tuberville against it?
Tommy Tuberville criticized “furry culture” in a Senate speech. Here’s what the furry community is and why the Alabama senator is against it.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Has anyone considered what might be achieved by simply dropping Kushner and Witkoff from a plane over Iran?!?!
axios.com
Trump offers Iran economic relief for concrete nuclear concessions
The offer provides a glimmer of hope for a diplomatic resolution to the war.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm sure I'm not alone thinking the next Democratic president won't enjoy any of the royalist immunity the Supreme Court bestowed on Limp Dick Donnie™. Honestly why didn't they add a "Only Good for Republican Administrations" clause?!?!
nytimes.com
Opinion | Why Does Trump Think He Can Act Like a King?
The Supreme Court has had a lot to do with it.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean I realize Jesus is contractually required to forgive Paxton for this little faux pas (born again Christianity is the ultimate moral investment scam after all (but maybe Texas voters won’t.
newrepublic.com
Ken Paxton Defends One-Day Plea Deal Offered to Child Sex Predator
The Texas attorney general (and Republican Senate candidate) apparently thought this was a good argument.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sadly, only two shows are required to explain America today: We thought we were living in the West Wing ... turns out it was Veep.
nytimes.com
Opinion | The Four TV Shows That Heralded America’s Fall
Four TV shows, now acknowledged as the medium’s high point, each cannily predicted the ways in which America would start to crack apart.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The horror!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Donald Trump has filled his Cabinet with people who are too afraid to speak out against his bad ideas, White House insiders say." Yeah, uh, do we really need a source to tell us this was the case?!?!
politico.com
Serving at his pleasure: What it’s like to be in Trump’s Cabinet
What it’s like to be in Donald Trump’s Cabinet.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“I’d like to go home ..." To Jesus?!?!
thedailybeast.com
Trump, 80, Caught Out in Humiliating Hot Mic Moment
The president was heard making the comment while speaking to pro golfers.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I cling to the cherished hope that the sick obsession of Republicans with transgender people will one day be a political loser.
nytimes.com
Opinion | Trump’s Most Durable Lie: Election Rigging (Gift Article)
Trump’s most durable lie.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Uh, no. And until it figures out the 11 herbs and spices or the recipe for Coca Cola I remain unimpressed.
nytimes.com
Did Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own? (Gift Article)
An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Getting water to people was like the second thing civilization figured out. And now that’s fucked up too.
texasmonthly.com
Millions Depend on the Rio Grande for Water. Some Could Run Out as Early as Next Year.
The Colorado River crisis has been in the headlines this year, but our diminishing border river is in an even more severe state of collapse. This is the story of a water crisis without precedent in Am...
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Those heels are most definitely the reason why Limp Dick Donnie's been paving over the lawns around the White House.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
1/3: I am back on my ~monthly dose of nonstop Fox News, and it's kind of remarkable how the coverage right now is exactly the same as it was in March, and April, and May, and June, and ...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Trump Rejects Iran Ceasefire, Expects Renewed Bombing After Midterms
The president says “I’m rejecting their deal” as he reportedly vacillates between diplomatic, economic and military alternatives.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My question is this: when the fuck will Americans wake the fuck up? Will this trick, will this most obvious-even-to-children ruse continue to weave its electoral magic on a credulous citizenry? I hate to fucking guess.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"At least six babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles, with two so sick they had to be admitted to intensive care. Congenital measles is a disease that’s rarely, if ever, seen in the U.S..." www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
nbcnews.com
America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
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Kim Masters @kimmasters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since the oligarchs won’t take ads for the film, let’s all post this: bleeckerstreetmedia.com/musk
bleeckerstreetmedia.com
MUSK | Only In Select Theaters October 9, Nationwide October 16
An incisive look behind the legend of Elon Musk, the world’s most heralded “inventor-entrepreneur” who has enormous influence on the world in which we all live.
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born2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit.
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Jessica Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plato’s Republic
Far Side cartoon. In a cave, two explorers marvel over dinosaur eggs. "Millions of years old and they look as if they were laid yesterday!" Our intrepid heroes do not notice the ominous shadow on the wall. It’s a T. rex and she’s heading right for them.
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Over four days in SW Michigan, we knocked 2,286 doors and had 805 conversations. The KAPOW team knocked more than 4x as many doors as the region did the week before, through three days of rain. And we’re not done.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The tragedy of SCOTUS degrading its own authority by endless fuckery is that even when it rules the correct way, the lower courts feel as though it's merely a guideline rather than a rule. "Hey, both parents are drunk, we can get away with anything!", but, like, with the Judicial Power!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You guys all remember when a kind of belligerent isolationism was a big part of Trump's branding?!?! Pepperidge Farms remembers ...
washingtonsun.com
Senate Votes Down a Resolution to End the War with Iran
Many senators backed the president’s war powers despite frustration from voters.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I wouldn't put it past all those Illegals to become Americans just to legally vote illegally!!!
nytimes.com
From 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle (Gift Article)
It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there is one thing the Bible taught me, it's that God wants me to be rich!!!
motherjones.com
The Gospel of high yields: Inside Tim Tebow's favorite wealth seminar
Life Surge pairs Christian celebs with hard-sell pitches. Some attendees ended up deep in debt.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Save The Academy! (The Oldest Natural History Museum in the USA) Sign the PETITION!!! (Before it dies in 6 Days!!!)
youtube.com
The Plan To Destroy America's Oldest Natural History Museum
YouTube video by Miniminuteman
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Grunion Shaftoe 🅅 @grunionshaftoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eyes on the November #election at this point.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just some temporary confusion no doubt ... Those guardrails are extra fascist-resistant after all!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Humanoid robots do not walk, they just move their lower appendages in a coordinated manner. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The pool reports without mics have been pretty funny. No reason to stop.
ms.now
Judge orders White House to restore press access to MS NOW, CNN and Politico
The ruling is a victory for news organizations fighting to cover a president who has repeatedly lashed out at the media.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do hope UPS provided proof of delivery: a photo of the parts on the doorstep of the Ministry of State Security?!?!
thediplomat.com
Delivered to the Wrong Address? F-35 Parts Re-routed to Hong Kong
The F-35 is a supremely advanced fighter aircraft with many proprietary components that would be of immense value to several foreign intelligence services. It is also a consumer product.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yup, WT*ACTUAL*F?!?!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Douché!!!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Keep this up and the Prez is gonna' start putting big warning signs on these posts like he’s doing on the Smithsonian. How dare you slander the incomparable whiteness of being American?!?!
lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
Erik Visits an American Grave, Part 2,236 - Lawyers, Guns & Money
This is the grave of Little Raven. Born sometime around 1810 (it was almost certainly earlier than the 1819 listed on the gravestone), Little Raven (also known as Hosa, which means Young Crow in Engli...
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1/2: Yup, Limp Dick Donnie™ is an asshole and a sick fuck, but also bad is that there's the entire apparatus of the federal government mobilized in service of his stupid fucking ideas like, you shouldn't be able to say bad things about me. He thinks ...
nytimes.com
White House Defends Trump’s Ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico in Court Filing
President Trump determined that CNN, MS NOW and Politico were in “violation of the standards of professionalism and decorum” expected at the White House.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh, yeah, “national security,” that’s the ticket! There’s a war on you know, except when there isn’t, which is every other day, depending on whether JD Vance’s meds have kicked in yet that morning.
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1/2: It's been very instructive to watch greed override every other consideration from various entities since the convicted felon Orange Turd rapist was re-elected. Very instructive indeed. And now ...
washingtonpost.com
Trump inaugurates new White House helipad, but networks skip coverage during First Amendment fight
President Trump has unveiled a new White House helicopter landing pad while trying to downplay a First Amendment firestorm
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I maintain that .1% of the population is still .1% of the population, no matter what their total numbers are. They shouldn't be able to bugger up the economy for the other 340 million people living there, and if they can, there's some serious structural problems with your society.
lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com
The affordability discourse - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Some related thoughts: Life seems increasingly unaffordable in a country like the US because, somewhat paradoxically, it’s so rich. I’m not talking in this post about poverty, which is a massive and d...
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Hump Day!
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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1/2: I don’t know how much of the alleged fraud is real, although a safe baseline is “none.” It’s a war on access to healthcare. Vance will definitely run the “postliberal” con that really impresses a lot of the press, claiming that he supports the welfare state as well as racism, but it’s ...
wsj.com
Vance-Led Task Force Removing 760,000 Allegedly Fraudulent Obamacare Enrollments
The Trump administration is imposing stricter eligibility requirements for ACA subsidies as part of a campaign against fraud.
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