Reposted by Metro Chimpmr-yoyito.bsky.social @mr-yoyito.bsky.social · 6hExcellent political cartoon. It’s too bad Ed Sheeran won’t get it. 291528472
Reposted by Metro ChimpTheo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 7hPlease enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star 18065581500
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 1h1/2: Since they apparently can't reliably tell the difference between a 'd' and a 's', are we sure it's not now renamed Duper Intelligence? Also ...huffpost.comTrump Botches The Name Of His Own Country In Truly Embarrassing FlubPresident of the... what?!? 100
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"I really don't care, do you?"thedailybeast.comMelania Ditches ‘Be Best’ for Bizarre New BrandMelania’s top adviser has described the new project as “Davos for Women.” 001
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sometimes I wonder if we lucked out with Limp Dick Donnie literally being enthralled by shiny baubles rather than having a deep understanding of the domestic and international financial systemsnytimes.comTrump Brought Venezuelan Gold to the U.S., but Refiners Won’t Touch It (Gift Article)The administration is brokering deals in a notoriously corrupt industry, including one with a company that the United States deems a security threat. 000
Reposted by Metro ChimpPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia — the oldest natural history museum in the U.S. — has closed its doors after nearly 200 years 6abc.com/post/philade... 22437276
Reposted by Metro ChimpHoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Susan Collins has been lying to us for almost 30 years. 53177332960
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026G*d damn, the GOP have succeeded in getting me on the side of the furries ...usatoday.comWhat is 'furry culture' and why is Tommy Tuberville against it?Tommy Tuberville criticized “furry culture” in a Senate speech. Here’s what the furry community is and why the Alabama senator is against it. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Has anyone considered what might be achieved by simply dropping Kushner and Witkoff from a plane over Iran?!?!axios.comTrump offers Iran economic relief for concrete nuclear concessionsThe offer provides a glimmer of hope for a diplomatic resolution to the war. 010
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm sure I'm not alone thinking the next Democratic president won't enjoy any of the royalist immunity the Supreme Court bestowed on Limp Dick Donnie™. Honestly why didn't they add a "Only Good for Republican Administrations" clause?!?!nytimes.comOpinion | Why Does Trump Think He Can Act Like a King?The Supreme Court has had a lot to do with it. 010
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean I realize Jesus is contractually required to forgive Paxton for this little faux pas (born again Christianity is the ultimate moral investment scam after all (but maybe Texas voters won’t.newrepublic.comKen Paxton Defends One-Day Plea Deal Offered to Child Sex PredatorThe Texas attorney general (and Republican Senate candidate) apparently thought this was a good argument. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sadly, only two shows are required to explain America today: We thought we were living in the West Wing ... turns out it was Veep.nytimes.comOpinion | The Four TV Shows That Heralded America’s FallFour TV shows, now acknowledged as the medium’s high point, each cannily predicted the ways in which America would start to crack apart. 000
Reposted by Metro ChimpThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The horror! 709153323125
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Donald Trump has filled his Cabinet with people who are too afraid to speak out against his bad ideas, White House insiders say." Yeah, uh, do we really need a source to tell us this was the case?!?!politico.comServing at his pleasure: What it’s like to be in Trump’s CabinetWhat it’s like to be in Donald Trump’s Cabinet. 010
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“I’d like to go home ..." To Jesus?!?!thedailybeast.comTrump, 80, Caught Out in Humiliating Hot Mic MomentThe president was heard making the comment while speaking to pro golfers. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I cling to the cherished hope that the sick obsession of Republicans with transgender people will one day be a political loser.nytimes.comOpinion | Trump’s Most Durable Lie: Election Rigging (Gift Article)Trump’s most durable lie. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Uh, no. And until it figures out the 11 herbs and spices or the recipe for Coca Cola I remain unimpressed.nytimes.comDid Anthropic’s A.I. Really Make a Scientific Discovery on Its Own? (Gift Article)An expert at the University of Copenhagen said his team had been sharing its research with the company’s A.I. model, Claude, and that its new finding matched their work. 020
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Getting water to people was like the second thing civilization figured out. And now that’s fucked up too.texasmonthly.comMillions Depend on the Rio Grande for Water. Some Could Run Out as Early as Next Year.The Colorado River crisis has been in the headlines this year, but our diminishing border river is in an even more severe state of collapse. This is the story of a water crisis without precedent in Am... 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Those heels are most definitely the reason why Limp Dick Donnie's been paving over the lawns around the White House. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/20261/3: I am back on my ~monthly dose of nonstop Fox News, and it's kind of remarkable how the coverage right now is exactly the same as it was in March, and April, and May, and June, and ...wsj.comExclusive | Trump Rejects Iran Ceasefire, Expects Renewed Bombing After MidtermsThe president says “I’m rejecting their deal” as he reportedly vacillates between diplomatic, economic and military alternatives. 110
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My question is this: when the fuck will Americans wake the fuck up? Will this trick, will this most obvious-even-to-children ruse continue to weave its electoral magic on a credulous citizenry? I hate to fucking guess. 010
Reposted by Metro ChimpRachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"At least six babies in Pennsylvania have been born infected with measles, with two so sick they had to be admitted to intensive care. Congenital measles is a disease that’s rarely, if ever, seen in the U.S..." www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...nbcnews.comAmerica had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected. 43161543138
Reposted by Metro ChimpKim Masters @kimmasters.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Since the oligarchs won’t take ads for the film, let’s all post this: bleeckerstreetmedia.com/muskbleeckerstreetmedia.comMUSK | Only In Select Theaters October 9, Nationwide October 16An incisive look behind the legend of Elon Musk, the world’s most heralded “inventor-entrepreneur” who has enormous influence on the world in which we all live. 11612
Reposted by Metro Chimpborn2balive.bsky.social @born2balive.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The New Yorker posted exactly how I interpreted the whole visit. 248107013425
Reposted by Metro ChimpJessica Zellers @stellagarp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Plato’s Republic 252710385
Reposted by Metro ChimpKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Over four days in SW Michigan, we knocked 2,286 doors and had 805 conversations. The KAPOW team knocked more than 4x as many doors as the region did the week before, through three days of rain. And we’re not done. 21941173
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The tragedy of SCOTUS degrading its own authority by endless fuckery is that even when it rules the correct way, the lower courts feel as though it's merely a guideline rather than a rule. "Hey, both parents are drunk, we can get away with anything!", but, like, with the Judicial Power! 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You guys all remember when a kind of belligerent isolationism was a big part of Trump's branding?!?! Pepperidge Farms remembers ...washingtonsun.comSenate Votes Down a Resolution to End the War with IranMany senators backed the president’s war powers despite frustration from voters. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wouldn't put it past all those Illegals to become Americans just to legally vote illegally!!!nytimes.comFrom 15,000 to 185 to Zero: Trump’s Claims of Illegal Voting in Nevada Fizzle (Gift Article)It was the Trump administration’s latest stumble in its effort to find proof of widespread noncitizen voting, despite decades of evidence that it is extremely rare. 010
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If there is one thing the Bible taught me, it's that God wants me to be rich!!!motherjones.comThe Gospel of high yields: Inside Tim Tebow's favorite wealth seminarLife Surge pairs Christian celebs with hard-sell pitches. Some attendees ended up deep in debt. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Save The Academy! (The Oldest Natural History Museum in the USA) Sign the PETITION!!! (Before it dies in 6 Days!!!)youtube.comThe Plan To Destroy America's Oldest Natural History MuseumYouTube video by Miniminuteman 000
Reposted by Metro ChimpGrunion Shaftoe 🅅 @grunionshaftoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah, I'm gonna keep my eyes on the November #election at this point. 81163814014
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just some temporary confusion no doubt ... Those guardrails are extra fascist-resistant after all! 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Humanoid robots do not walk, they just move their lower appendages in a coordinated manner. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The pool reports without mics have been pretty funny. No reason to stop.ms.nowJudge orders White House to restore press access to MS NOW, CNN and PoliticoThe ruling is a victory for news organizations fighting to cover a president who has repeatedly lashed out at the media. 020
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I do hope UPS provided proof of delivery: a photo of the parts on the doorstep of the Ministry of State Security?!?!thediplomat.comDelivered to the Wrong Address? F-35 Parts Re-routed to Hong KongThe F-35 is a supremely advanced fighter aircraft with many proprietary components that would be of immense value to several foreign intelligence services. It is also a consumer product. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Keep this up and the Prez is gonna' start putting big warning signs on these posts like he’s doing on the Smithsonian. How dare you slander the incomparable whiteness of being American?!?!lawyersgunsmoneyblog.comErik Visits an American Grave, Part 2,236 - Lawyers, Guns & MoneyThis is the grave of Little Raven. Born sometime around 1810 (it was almost certainly earlier than the 1819 listed on the gravestone), Little Raven (also known as Hosa, which means Young Crow in Engli... 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/20261/2: Yup, Limp Dick Donnie™ is an asshole and a sick fuck, but also bad is that there's the entire apparatus of the federal government mobilized in service of his stupid fucking ideas like, you shouldn't be able to say bad things about me. He thinks ...nytimes.comWhite House Defends Trump’s Ban on CNN, MS NOW and Politico in Court FilingPresident Trump determined that CNN, MS NOW and Politico were in “violation of the standards of professionalism and decorum” expected at the White House. 111
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Uh, yeah, “national security,” that’s the ticket! There’s a war on you know, except when there isn’t, which is every other day, depending on whether JD Vance’s meds have kicked in yet that morning. 000
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/20261/2: It's been very instructive to watch greed override every other consideration from various entities since the convicted felon Orange Turd rapist was re-elected. Very instructive indeed. And now ...washingtonpost.comTrump inaugurates new White House helipad, but networks skip coverage during First Amendment fightPresident Trump has unveiled a new White House helicopter landing pad while trying to downplay a First Amendment firestorm 100
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I maintain that .1% of the population is still .1% of the population, no matter what their total numbers are. They shouldn't be able to bugger up the economy for the other 340 million people living there, and if they can, there's some serious structural problems with your society.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.comThe affordability discourse - Lawyers, Guns & MoneySome related thoughts: Life seems increasingly unaffordable in a country like the US because, somewhat paradoxically, it’s so rich. I’m not talking in this post about poverty, which is a massive and d... 010
Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 22/09/20261/2: I don’t know how much of the alleged fraud is real, although a safe baseline is “none.” It’s a war on access to healthcare. Vance will definitely run the “postliberal” con that really impresses a lot of the press, claiming that he supports the welfare state as well as racism, but it’s ...wsj.comVance-Led Task Force Removing 760,000 Allegedly Fraudulent Obamacare EnrollmentsThe Trump administration is imposing stricter eligibility requirements for ACA subsidies as part of a campaign against fraud. 100