JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026How does a person develop internal bleeding nearly a week after being “struck by a car”? 3001433198
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES Proud_To_Be_Purple @proud-to-be-purple.bsky.social · 15/01/2026it was just a bruise from the kickback of the gun he's a snowflake it's a snowjob 010
Zen Zinnia @zenzinnia.bsky.social · 15/01/2026There's a video of him walking away, perfectly fine, without even a scratch or limp. 040
Whitney Johnson @randomatoms.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The only “news” these MAGA meat puppets will hear is “internal bleeding” and their selection bias will be content. 030
PeteO'L 🇦🇺 🇮🇪 🧷 🐸 🚲 @pete01j.bsky.social · 15/01/2026His boyfriend went to pound-town in him...?? 030
MargoWays @margoways.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He noticed a bruise, cuz technically a bruise is internal bleeding. Very, very minor internal bleeding 🤷🏼♀️ 000
boykobostonian.bsky.social @boykobostonian.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Wife smacked him for being a dumbass. A bruise is "internal bleeding" 020
Calvin-Anti ICE-Hobbes @calvenhobbes.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Why should it matter. He could have syphillis its still not justification for killing an innocent unarmed person. Lets ignore the bs. Don't give their lies validation. Don't keep publishing it. 000
Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026His monthly bill came early 010
Catherine McGuire @cathymcgfeline.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Bruise. Bruises are "internal bleeding"... swines are barely touching toes into truth... 000
New Greg (Spamnonymous) @greg69247.bsky.social · 15/01/2026DHS Response: A look at the process used to examine Ross.media.tenor.coma painting of the virgin mary with a crown on her headALT: a painting of the virgin mary with a crown on her head 010
Merritt kelly @merrittkelly1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's a fucking medical miracle. The first time it's ever happened. 110
Sunset Cove @grammy1947.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Maybe an ulcer worrying about being convicted of being a damn killer? 010
Pink Haired @pinkhaired.bsky.social · 16/01/2026media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says i can 't tell you how much i love thatALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says i can 't tell you how much i love that 000
baltosteve.bsky.social @baltosteve.bsky.social · 15/01/2026As a dentist I can say with certainty that bleeding gums doesn’t qualify. 010
Cabin Chick @cabinchick.bsky.social · 15/01/2026And how do you bleed at all when you have no heart? 000
Feral Grumpy, 🎃🦝🥔 @feralgrumpy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He's wearing body armor and is full of shit. 000
Shannon @rhlobbyist.bsky.social · 15/01/2026More likely in the intervening week he ran into someone’s fist, given how hated he is. 010
🏴☠ Roland "desertrold" Schneider @desertrold.bsky.social · 15/01/2026But they learned from it quickly. After todays totally unneccesary shooting they immediately shipped the ICE agent into hospital too. 020
Newton's Third Law @defiance1776.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Not a doctor, but I assume it was from all the butt hurt? 020
KellyParrott 💙🇺🇦🕊️ @kellyparrottsage.bsky.social · 15/01/2026So he has a bruise ? So what - Renee is dead 000
strawbroom.bsky.social @strawbroom.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He didn’t get hit. That man shot her in cold blood. 000
SteveG @trenchdiggr.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Bleeding stomach ulcer from worrying about what prison will be like. 000
SteveG @trenchdiggr.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Bleeding stomach ulcer from worrying about what prison will be like. 000
BCBABen aka 🔵 Ben @beelteabcba.bsky.social · 15/01/2026For the record, a bruise is internal bleeding 361
uniquespecimen.bsky.social @uniquespecimen.bsky.social · 15/01/2026We all saw the video he never got hit , not even close 010
Lance Mason @lancemason.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Same way a child rapist grows an ear back after having it shot off in an assassination attempt ? 010
professortophat.bsky.social @professortophat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The condition you are describing develops suddenly after a lawyer has been contacted. 100
Andrew Knight (Fella) 🇪🇺🇬🇧 @andrewknightfella.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It took them a week to settle on a bullshit story. 1252
melindafrz.bsky.social @melindafrz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I am guessing some tiny little bruise that may or may not have been from that day is considered his “internal bleeding” 000
stuckwithafork.bsky.social @stuckwithafork.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Whatever drugs he was taking that caused him to run away from a crime scene? 000
Alain Roger Louis 🇺🇲 @samael-reborn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The dude is maga, and we all know that maga brains still work on #AOL. One must be patient to find out if they are injured. 🤪🤣 000
LV426 @leonfisher.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The same way that a "doctor" reported a bullet wound to Donnie's ear. 010
Deeds Not Words @nodderuf.bsky.social · 15/01/2026A bruise is internal bleeding, but they won't call it that. 010
Stresskitty @stresskitty.bsky.social · 15/01/2026His heart got fed up with his murderous bullshit and tried to leave his body? 010
wobblysox.bsky.social @wobblysox.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Having a friend/coworker hit you in the gut with a folding chair. Probably. 000
Newton @theskepticalone.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It’s called a bruise. Such liars. A subdural hematoma. 000
Whiny the Elder @zerpant.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The same way a bullet mangled ear heals after one week under a bandaid. 0221
dstinker65.bsky.social @dstinker65.bsky.social · 15/01/2026i’m gonna guess he was wailing on his wife for making him do it and he caught a foot to the thigh. 000
Carmela 🌍🌹😎🍷🌊🇺🇸🇺🇦 @carmelacruz.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Any bruise can be called ‘Internal bleeding’. The guy is faking it to stay out of jail. I want to see the hospital report. 010
Mister-Blue-Sky🌍💙🎼🌼🦋🦉😺📷🖼️🏈⚽ @mista-blue-sky.bsky.social · 15/01/2026"How does a person develop internal bleeding nearly a week after being “struck by a car”? Easy, when you're a fascist administration YOU LIE. That and the murderer was NOT struck by a car. #Fascism #FascistLies #ReneeGoodMurder #BewareOfICE #ICEgestapo #TrumpGestapo #TrumpNazis 000
Still crazy 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 @maengasgenidjt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He probably got it from over-agressive jerking off 000
J'Net @jannetteb.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Vedeo showing Jonathon Ross, perfectly healthy, right after he shot Renee Nicole Good in the face. youtube.com/shorts/ELUAF...youtube.comNew video shows several federal agent vehicles in street before fatal shootingYouTube video by CNN 011
justamomof2.bsky.social @justamomof2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman is smiling while standing in front of a white house and saying `` no , just alternative facts '' .ALT: a woman is smiling while standing in front of a white house and saying `` no , just alternative facts '' . 040
scikeefe.bsky.social @scikeefe.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Large amounts of molly and booze, that’s how 000
Soft-Drinks-of-Choice @aderriere.bsky.social · 15/01/2026When they go on a Grindr date the day after... 010
Mike hunt @obaldwin35.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Going to keeping on say this. It was from a homemade sex toy. Prove me wrong. 000
Frank Grimes IV @frankgrimesiv.bsky.social · 15/01/2026They got a bruise while hastily entering an SUV to flee the scene. 010
Katie @staunchcharacter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Ulcer, from worrying that you'll soon be soulmates with Derek Chauvin 260
Roxy 🇨🇦 @roxy9999.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Is he a soccer player by any chance?media.tenor.comtwo soccer players on a field with a sign that says not everyone in the backgroundALT: two soccer players on a field with a sign that says not everyone in the background 010
lar415.bsky.social @lar415.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Just like a guy grew his ear back after it was struck by s bullet. 030
Maxxron @maxxron.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's all lies. How much damage could a vehicle do with a glancing blow traveling 6' at light throttle? I am also reading that Ross's neighbors reported that at the time he was supposedly at the hospital they were actually home with ICE agents packing their stuff to go into hiding. 010
geminikbgmm.bsky.social @geminikbgmm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Internal torso bleeding? Is that code word for bruising? They always play word games and spin it into worst case scenario. BTW We all saw she did not hit him. Any lay person knows internal bleeding lands you in the hospital with no ability to move out of your house in an expedited manner. Gtfoh! 010
Frostfire48 @frostfire48.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Let's see the medical report from a LOCAL hospital... 010
Luke Schlaeger @lukeschlaeger.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He was crying about internal bleeding? He probably got a bruise from falling out of bed. 000
Glitter Jedi Fellina @glitterjedi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Paper cut with these propagandists. You don’t have internal bleeding and get discharged the same day. If he was treated, the medical records can be subpoenaed. He would still have significant bruising a week later if this was remotely true. 080
brahmavihara.bsky.social @brahmavihara.bsky.social · 15/01/2026When Homan, Bondi, and Noem all tell you (a week later) to develop internal bleeding. 010
oldcc.bsky.social @oldcc.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You would be dead if you bled internally for a week Any doctor could tell you that 000
Existentially Exhausted @kgoes-in2the-unkwn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He became too full of shit, intestines burst 000
Liz M votes BLUE💙🐈⬛☮️🟨🟦 @lizmatthewsghost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026media.tenor.coma woman in a black shirt is pointing up at the word this in pink lettersALT: a woman in a black shirt is pointing up at the word this in pink letters 000
The Last Jedi @bbkayaker.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Agent Ross may have suffered from ecchymosis, which is leaking of a blood vessel into the skin tissue, in layman's terms, a bruise. 000
BayareaJIM @bayareajim.bsky.social · 15/01/2026media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...giphy.comlying top gun GIF - Find & Share on GIPHYDiscover & share this lying top gun GIF with everyone you know. GIPHY is how you search, share, discover, and create GIFs. 000
MileHigh Native @milehighnative.bsky.social · 15/01/2026..otherwise known as a 'bruise'. So thoughts and prayers I guess? 000
Pilgrim @mountains-rivers.bsky.social · 15/01/2026They got hit with another car? A new car? An alternative car? 2100
Damian Lynch 🟧 🇦🇺 Rebellion is Mandatory during times of Tyranny @dpsl.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Masturbating!!! 1130
John Novio @johnnynovio.bsky.social · 15/01/2026That type of injury happens after all of pats on the back he got from the squad of fellow ICE agents he works with. Noem is expecting some from Trump & Miller. 010
MyVoteGov @myvotegov.bsky.social · 15/01/2026bsky.app/profile/myvo...MyVoteGov@myvotegov.bsky.socialNOTE TO ICE AGENTS: Pegging yourself because you can’t get a Grinder date is not a “workplace injury”. 000
Vicky Green @turnupthefunk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I went to AI and asked: "Is a bruise internal bleeding?" The answer: "Yes, a bruise (contusion) is a form of internal bleeding, specifically when small blood vessels under the skin break and leak blood into the surrounding tissues, causing discoloration." There you have it. 000
Chili Knight @chiliknight.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He got injured by all the conservatives slapping him on the back and saying "Well done!" 000
Aunt Tifa - you have friends everywhere @scoundrel2.bsky.social · 15/01/2026same way you can be shot in the ear & not even have any cartilage missing 061
Benny from Greece @benvdh001.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Got a kick in his nuts by his wife I guess...his voice will be a bit higher pitched for a while. 000
john.in.chicago @john-in-chicago.bsky.social · 15/01/2026And after being released from the hospital the same day he was "run over". They didn't catch it then? 030
tclark36.bsky.social @tclark36.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Maybe his ulcers acted up because he knows he is a fucking murderer? But probably not. 000
mandatoryreporter.bsky.social @mandatoryreporter.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It came from the punch in the gut he got from Bovino who congratulated him on his hit 000
humblemillennial.bsky.social @humblemillennial.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's actually a repetitive impact injury from all the masturbation he's been doing since he finally got to kill someone without consequences. 000
NJ GRANDPA @ngrandpa69.bsky.social · 15/01/2026The same way Trump's ear grows back miraculously... 020
Dig @cajuntaper.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's from getting slapped on the back by all of his colleagues. 030
Ms. Trannÿ of Tÿranny 🏳️⚧️ @alissa914.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I don't know about you but every time I shoot an innocent woman in the face and am near a car but not in any danger, internal bleeding is the norm. It's quite common. 131
A TinyFavor.. PleaseCheckMyPage🙏 @muad-lib.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Everything they say is a lie, why would this be any different 030
T.W. Hampledink @twithham.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Self inflicted ulcers from the stress of being a POS murderer 000
Baldrick’s cunning plan @tychocelchu77.bsky.social · 15/01/2026A bowel tear because he’s so full of shit 000
payne588 @payne588.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's a bruise. He has a bruise. Technically internal bleeding because it's under the skin. 000
Goddess Divine @truegoddessdivine.bsky.social · 15/01/2026They don’t.media.tenor.coman elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her hips .ALT: an elderly woman is sitting in a chair with her hands on her hips . 0120
gamercat365.bsky.social @gamercat365.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He somehow got the shit stain in his pants mixed up with blood, understandable working with shitheads 000
Fuck Plausible Deniability @fkplausdeniability.bsky.social · 15/01/2026If I had to venture a guess, it took that long for the drain cleaner to do its job. I know a sociopath who used to drink a cleaning chemical to intentionally cause GI bleeding every time his wife found out he had cheated on her (again). It’s a pretty effective tactic that buys time and sympathy. 010
Shawn Stuckey @theshawnstuckey.com · 15/01/2026Beating his own chest. Gaslighting himself to believe he’s not the small pathetic coward he actually is.media.tenor.coma man in a blue suit is sitting in a crowd of people and holding his fist in the air .Alt: a man in a blue suit is sitting in a crowd of people and beating his chest. 000
Pipsqueaks against Fascists™ 🫘 🌀🌀🐢🐢🐢🌀 @cheyney0.bsky.social · 15/01/2026internal bleeding = bruise {poor baby guy a boo boo} 000
Paul @widebaypaul.bsky.social · 15/01/2026A bruise is internal bleeding. They are trying to make it sound serious 010
Neal Evenhuis @bfly52.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He slipped on the ice and got a bruise(= internal bleeding) 010
Lexx Moya @lexx-moya.bsky.social · 15/01/2026When you don’t have to present anything in court it is whatever they want it to be. It’s why GOP are trying to impeach judges that rule against their regime. Let’s face it the gop congress are partners to this. 000
jerrybarmess @jerrybarmess.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Ulcers, aneurysms, cancers, clotting disorders, blood thinners, diverticulitis, inflammatory bowel disease (IBD), polyps, hemophilia, liver disease, alcohol abuse, high blood pressure, hemorrhoids, high doses of NSAIDs (aspirin, ibuprofen), constipation, vivid imagination. Just a short list. 000
MT Psych Nurse @stonged.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Ulcer bleed from the polarity that's left in his tiny little soul. 000
CallsignBaker 2547 @bobtheangryone.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Come on JoJo, we all know that nobody, and I mean nobody, gets more butt hurt than MAGA. Butt hurt to the point of internal bleeding. Either that, or he's such an asshole, he's got MAGA sized hemorrhoids that bleed. 000
philncny.bsky.social @philncny.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Self abuse, to cause the bleeding, to give him something to claim was caused by the "car ran into him" trauma???? Just guessing here...... 000
Dee Kat @deekat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026A bruise will not show up immediately. A bruise is internal bleeding since it is under the skin. Where that bruise came from can only be guessed at. 000
historyiskey.bsky.social @historyiskey.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Is internal bleeding a bruise he got after falling on ice. Ross left the scene any evidence from him is tainted in my view. Not to be trusted. 000
Woofs and Meows 🇨🇦🐱🐶 @happycanadian1962.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Well he and his buddies were packing up his stuff to go into hiding. He probably bumped into a box. 011
Bill's son, Bob @bobyost.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It's kind of like an elementary kid discovering his or her "stomach hurts really bad" the day of a big test. 050
blueballblues.bsky.social @blueballblues.bsky.social · 15/01/2026How does someone consistently post as much stupid rage baiting stuff as you do? 000
Shayleesbibi @shayleesbibi.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I bet you he has a bruise and they figure “internal bleeding” is close enough 🙄😑 030
SK Sorenson @sksorenson.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Our local news in MPLS said he was taken to the hospital that same day and released with no injuries. 010
BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Stomach ulcer from all the negative emotions raining down upon his soul. 000
Christine Scott-Hudson @olympicgirlsgirl.bsky.social · 15/01/2026* It is internal bruising of his Fragile Male Ego 🤡 #arrestjonathanross #abolishICE #misogynist #minnesotamurder #jonathanrossisamurderer #accountabilitynow #icebadreneegood 000
Bill Cochrane @fiverumbeach.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Well, a bunch of 20 something incel interns get together and "brain"storm ideas and then 000
Marianneko @marianneko.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Funny, he showed no struggles getting into the vehicle that drove him away from the scene. 090
carelesswhisperer.bsky.social @carelesswhisperer.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It wasn’t bleeding, it was just gas. 010
KevTheRev @kevtherev.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Technically speaking, a bruise is caused by "internal bleeding". Baby got a boo boo. Poor widdle thing. 061
Butterfly Resurgent🦋 @butterflyresurgent.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Bruised egos are slow to heal, and are aggravated by revelation. 010
Subversive 'Ropean @subversionropean.bsky.social · 15/01/2026You give him a beating to make *sure* he's got some damage that you can then blame on the murder victim? 110
nyc118.bsky.social @nyc118.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It looked more like he struck the car and not the other way around. 040
AirConditionedGypsy @imissmollyivins.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He was running his mouth and bit his tongue. 000
Henchman #1 @henchman1.bsky.social · 15/01/2026When his peers beat him with a phone book to make his "injuries" serious to fit the propaganda. 000
Jack Schitt @jackschitt.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Would that be the same way someone is bleeding from a gunshot wound to the ear but has no scar or apparent damage. 010
Tatertahts @tatertahts.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Dude has a Grindr account, is “struck by a car” a new euphemism? 000
Andrew @thefirstchurch.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He was walking 'briskly' right after murdering a citizen. However, this even more sick and disgusting!👇 Blood money!!!😡 krcrtv.com/news/nation-...krcrtv.comBillionaire donates $10K to ICE agent in deadly Minneapolis shootingJonathan Ross was identified as the ICE officer who officials said "fired defensive shots" at Renee Nicole Good. 000
bach qɐɔɥ hcab ɥɔɐq @derekhurst.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I'll tell you how... Trump decided that it would be a "brilliant" political move 6 days too late. We all saw precisely that he wasn't hit by a car. He also strutted around after killing her & then left the scene on his own so he could empty his house of things he wants to take with him into hiding. 140
Bart S. @docbart.bsky.social · 15/01/2026it's from the ulcer he got when he realized what a murderous asshole he is. 000
Lynnmarie @oldbluebitch.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Jojo—RN here— “Internal bleeding” can also be classified as a “bruise” in the loosest of definitions. I’ve watched the various videos over and over. There is NO EFFING WAY the ICE agent got hit. If this administration insists on saying internal bleeding, immediate surgery would’ve been necessary. 010
Stable Glennius @thatmanglenn.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It’s called a bruise. Rhetorical trick. Real obvious. 020
pnwpirate.bsky.social @pnwpirate.bsky.social · 15/01/2026How do they know it was a car when they tackle like drunk freshmen? 000
beancoffee.bsky.social @beancoffee.bsky.social · 15/01/2026That’s how long it takes for the nitwits to make up a story that the nitwits will believe 020
UNCfaninDE @uncfaninde.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Noem makes him stand in front of a car driven by another ICE agent and tells the driver to run in to him often enough to cause internal bleeding. She then tells the murde… sorry… 1st officer if he moves she’ll have him shipped to a prison in some 3rd world country. 000
paulbaumann42.bsky.social @paulbaumann42.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He tried to form a coherent thought, it was too much for his brain. 000
possiblyacat.bsky.social @possiblyacat.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Probably hemorrhoids from sitting around in protective custody, or the heartless bastard has somehow managed to feel remorse and ulcers are a symptom of guilt/fear of persecution. 000
Skot Christopherson @skotchris.bsky.social · 15/01/2026His wife kicking his ass for being an ICE murderer? 000
DanaKay 🇺🇦 @malketchupstain.bsky.social · 15/01/2026I saw a post on Facebook yesterday from a MAGAt who was SO close to getting it, that said how did Jonathan Ross have internal bleeding if he wasn't hit by the car? He was SO CLOSE, but his theory was that Ross had to have been hit if he had internal bleeding; not that ICE LIED. 010
maqart55 @maqart55.bsky.social · 15/01/2026He's been clenching his sphincter so tightly his hemorrhoids have exploded? 010
Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Handles and handle of booze 100
949pm.bsky.social @949pm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026One does not. But one might be motivated to lie to boost contributions to their GoFund Me. 000
TomC360 @tomc360.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Ulcers from the suicidal thoughts of never being able to walk free in USA ever again. Fuck him 030
