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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 8h

Hey Motor City … let’s support Abdul as much as we can.

Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I chose a perfect time to finally get my diet under control and lose a bunch of weight. Food nowadays will kill you, or requires a bank loan to afford. It’s just so much easier to not eat much at all, no regaining the weight. And less in the grocery store with feral humans is a plus.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The Emmy Awards are tonight. I have no idea what’s nominated, nor have I seen anything that’s potentially nominated. My TV viewing has dwindled down to Law&Order:SVU, NCIS:New Orleans, and Ancient Aliens. I do like reading about the winners the next day, mentally congratulating the people I like

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

You’ll never be a billionaire. Prove me wrong … I’ll give you $1 USD

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Saturdays were always “magical” For many reasons, at several stages of my life, Saturdays always felt full of excitement and opportunities … a day to be lived. Not sure when that changed for me. Now I’m not always sure I even lived thru some of that excitement or just heard stories about it.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I’m just one case of cyclosporiasis away from my goal weight.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Someone should do a study into how many IQ points are lost as soon as someone touches a grocery store shopping cart.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Many people dislike Mondays. Personally, my least fave DOTW is Sunday. I spend the day dreading the start of the week, feel lazy for not getting done what I wanted/needed over the weekend, trying to relax but stressing about getting ready for the week.

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Charlie Austin @chuckles-s.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Instead of elf on a shelf, this is a wig on a pig

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Human civilization will never progress as long as there are people too lazy to return their shopping cart at the grocery store.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If McConnell is confirmed dead, as well, I’ll take it as a bonus.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

If human civilization is so advanced, why are there so many shopping carts left stranded and alone in my grocery store’s parking lot.

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Philo of Alexan @philoof.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Distracted Boyfriend meme with Lindsey Graham, Death, and Mitch McConnell

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Wouldn’t it be funny and ironic if, after all the techno bros out their reputations and billions on the line pushing for AI, the aliens intercede on humanity’s behalf to save the environment and gift us NTI (non terrestrial intelligence) which is infinitely better than anything AI could produce?

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Job hunting is such a scam. Fake companies, companies w/o actual openings, just collecting data, 3rd party sites with 80’s technology, inflated skills and quals not really needed for the job. And if you actually score an interview … you find that the most important thing is what you look like.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Today, I wish a Happy Birthday!! to Mel Brooks, John Cusack, Kathy Bates, Mary Stuart Masterson, Alessandro Nivola, Bruce Davison, Alice Krige, Tichina Arnold and Mike White. But not to Elon Musk.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

I don’t need a calendar to know it’s Saturday. Xfinity has a strict and predictable schedule of going down and being mostly useless on Saturdays.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Just now while driving, heard a commercial for some fireworks store asking, “How do you celebrate the birthday of the greatest country on Earth?”, and it made me wonder. How DOES Finland celebrate their Independence Day?

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

WH sources, speaking on condition of anonymity, say that the real reason Trump is allowing the Pool to be drained is because he saw a black person put their hand into the water. Trump doesn’t want cooties in the Pool. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

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Trump says Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool will ‘probably’ be drained for repairs

President Trump said the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is “probably” going to be drained for repairs after a recent algae bloom and instances of peeling paint following his administration’s major r...

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

About to be layed off from yet another job. Been FT caretaker for my Alzheimer’s impacted parent, for 3 yrs … moved from another state to do it. Now my sister decided 2 weeks ago to move them to a nursing home at end of the month. I’ll now be the official manager of the family storage unit.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I was grocery shopping this evening, and must’ve picked a brand new shopping cart. It was the quietest, smoothest rolling one I’ve ever used. I kept waiting for either a band and confetti to cheer me for being customer-of-the-year … or some cops to show up and shoot me for some random reason.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Any company that requires job applicants to submit a resume AND still spend 1/2 hr manually entering data from the resume into a job application, should be forced into bankruptcy.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Love seeing companies on LinkedIn update their logo to include a rainbow during the month of June. I bet most have alerts setup to change it back 1 second past midnight on 01Jul. Bait and switch.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I’m very surprised Trump found the time to attend the Knicks game in NYC. The Russian Federation Independence day is 12June, and I’m sure he’ll be enjoying all the related festivities.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Once I’m in charge, all men will be required to maintain a hairy chest and some form of facial hair. Also, going shirtless in public (weather permitting) will be 110% encouraged, but you will need prior authorization … let’s be real.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

How old is “too old” to consider going back to university/college ?

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Even if Dems win the ‘26 and ‘28 elections, soundly defeating Trump and MAGA, the free world needs to put the US on probation for at least 4 years. This is to ensure that we don’t flip-flop, and actually out in place meaningful changes to ensure there’s never a repeat of the last ~ decade.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Why does televised sports need a 1-hour pregame with 5-6 commentators, then another postgame analysis? Boring !!!! The same people who watch every minute of all of this, are the same who get angry about watching a commercial and coming attractions before a movie at the theatre.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Billionaire running for office: “I will lower costs on everything, by making things so expensive you can’t buy a single thing … hence your costs are lower. And when one of your family members die, your costs are lowered even further. My next press conference will be from 1 of my 7 super yachts.”

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Haven’t had a FB account in + decade. Just created one to access Marketplace and sell stuff locally. What a hot mess! Immediately got presented with all my former “friends” (who are big reason I left years ago). The app is hardly navigable or functional.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Democracy’s a failure because let’s face it - people are idiots.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Just saw my first commercial for the White House UFC match on 14June. I’m soooo embarrassed for our country.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Coney is 13.5 years old, a 13-time recipient of the Puppy Of The Year award, is generally doing well, expect for arthritis. I think, however, he is going deaf. Even if he can’t hear me I hope he knows that I still talk to him ALL the time and love him very much.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Have you ever just looked at someone you’ve never met or spoken to, and in an instant, you just KNOW they’re an asshole ?

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

In my little white-trash Detroit suburb, gas $ has gone up $1 in the last 48 hrs. Damn, Joe Biden.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

It’s all Biden’s fault that I picked the wrong major in college 40 yrs ago.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Legit question: If you’re working remotely for a company, but using your own computer and cell phone, can said company spy on you, access your data, view your browser history?

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

The scenario: Nukes are heading to the US. A full-scale attack. Would you prefer: 1. Advance notice, with sirens, TV/phone alerts, etc. 2. Just let it happen. I used to think #1, but now leaning towards #2.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

I don’t like the expression “put food on the table”. It leaves out those of us who eat at the kitchen counter, over the sink, or while grazing with the fridge door open.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

It doesn’t matter what’s said after, but when someone starts a sentence with, “Look, … “ I instantly hate them.

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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

The exact same election rules are now in place when Republicans won the presidency, house and senate in 2024. But now suddenly Republicans are unable to win another election without the SAVE Act because everyone has been cheating. Makes sense.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

I’d like my next job to be the person responsible for naming new pharmaceutical drugs. My fave letters are X, Y, Z and Q.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

It should be illegal for a man to have a beard if they don’t also have a hairy chest. It’s false advertising.

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

The political news is usually quite depressing, but if it weren’t for that in my feed I’d be spending all my time on BSKY blocking the human “puppies” that continually pop up. To each their own, but come on …

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Beauregard Jackson Pickett Burnside @floydthegwm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

Now that the Olympics are over we can focus on important things … such as Eurovision. Cool music that I can’t understand a word of, outrageous costumes, a couple of hot guys and, more importantly, no Americans. Good times !!

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