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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I would hope that ppl stop believing political poll results. The media need to stop spewing them out as if the manipulated poll of 500 represents the thoughts of 5 mil ppl Poll ?s are highly manipulated to yield specific results. As someone regularly polled by Ipsos, the questions are skewed.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm giggling because my Pallas knows the work "jerky" equals a delicious treat he loves to munch. Pallas also knows when I'm bullshitting him by saying "jerky" when I have no jerky to give to him. He literally looks me in the eye then stalks away grumbling. Think that's cat for "fuck you bitch".

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Happy birthday to the Titans. Atlas, Theia & Pallas turn 5 years old. They were born b/w September 28th & September 30th 2021. I didnt expect to be getting new kitten wards in 2021 but the CDS does what it does when it reclaims geriatric cats for recycling. #CatsofBlueSky #TheKittenExperience

Atlas, Pallas and Theia born sometime between September 28 & September 30th, 2021 in Southern California. Just found out there is one more kitten sibling so Happy Birthday little Titans!

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Decided to take a nap. Which means that Atlas has also decided that he, too, will take a nap. On my legs We are nap buddies. #CatsofBlueSky #MyCat&I #WeNapAtDusk

My nap view. A very comfortable sleeping Atlas on my legs.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Went to Alamo Drafthouse last night to watch a movie & sat through the most ridiculous movie previews. The preview that got the biggest groans & scoffs was for some Jake Gyllenhaal/m night shyamalan movie. At no point b4 or after M Nights name appeared was the audience into this movie. No bought

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

SF King of the Streets Lowrider Parade queue right outside my window. Its fine. Its fine. Really. Poor lowrider had something break before or during the parade. The hydralic repair guy just showed up. Very cool. The exhaust is not so cool. Its a bit much.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

While I may not find comedian Carrot Top remotely funny I do feel for him. I wish him a full physical & more importantly a full psychological recovery from his suicide attempt. He seems to have achieved a career & life beyond any young man's dreams but something wasnt right. Hope he finds it.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

@astarzl.bsky.social I told you. The great Squirrel war is upon us. I'm given in to the cuteness. I shall ovey our squirrel overlords.

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ᴄ ꜱᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ ʜᴀʀᴅᴡɪᴄᴋ🛸 @cstuarthardwick.com · 15/09/2026

Guys, please, PLEASE verify your voter registration. The fate of American democracy will be sealed in two months.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

My view of the Above & Beyond ABGT 700 concert afr weather delay. I told to leave for cursing out loud as security delayed my entry for "being rude" to security when I wasnt even talking to him. Whatever, The Gorge staff doesnt know ADA accommodation or that speech not aimed at them.

My view of the Above & Beyond concert when the band rook the stage after weather delay. I was denied entry back into the venue because I grew impatient with The Gorges unprofessional "security" staff who directed me to enter using a metal detector. I cannot go through metal detectors because of my neuro stimulator. I grew impatient with security delaying me go to be handwanded so I was talking to myself & swearing. Tender snowflake security thought me just speaking loud swearing and asking him to hurry up and stop delaying me was "disrespectful". Nah, disrespectful is making a disbaled perosn wait while you say heu to coworkers and walk slowly forcing her to fight her disability and wk slowly in the rain and WA state cold so that I can catch up to my nephews.
I told the snowflake security dude to keep his white supremacist lectures to himself or to back back to the Aryan nation brotherhood with that BS.
He called me racist. Calling out a white man for trying to lecture a Black woman when she's leaving as told is the very height of white supremacy. Anyway. Fuck the Gorge. Bad staff, overpriced and not trained in ADA accommodation.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Party at The Gorge w/ my nephews @drakesmitha12.bsky.social and astarzl. Oops concert pause for extreme weather. High wind advisory

Aove & Beyonds festivel Group Therapy 700. Washington 2027 show pause for High Wind Advisory . Better cautious than crushed by falling stage

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'll say it again- I hate this timeline & the powers that run it. Thank Zeus & Freya that I am able to control my intrusive thoughts & my ability to strike out in anger.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This case is absolutely revolting & thankfully the court, disability advocates & the federal agency are questioning why CPS is trying to destroy this family. And theyre all questioning why CPS is not accommodating. None of CPS workers are not trained in how to accommodate & adhere to ADA reqmnts.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I will say this - looking at the Judges face & gestures as she listens to the CPS worker testify it is clear the judge is pissed & not buying CPS excuses as to why they are trying to dissolve the parental right of 2 disabled people just because they are disabled. Everytime the CPS worker downplay

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm watching a court hearing of a state CPS department trying to dissolve the parental rights of a cognitively impaired mother & a developmental delayed father. The parents are trying so hard since their baby was taken by CPS. CPS is sabotaging the couple because they arent "normal". They have done

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

PT/recovery from the dog attack cont- Last week both deep punctures either tried to reopen or reopened & scabbed closed. I think though there's no bone chips inside, there's something foreign in there. Today's treat cupping, ultrasound & realizing how much I downplayed the severity of the attack.

My healing forearm 2 months after a dog attack while at work. The dark triangle scar is the deepest puncture. The other deep puncture is on the other side of my arm. The purplish red circles on my skin are from my Occupational Therapy performing cupping near the bite sites. What cupping is suppose to do aside from bruising & hurting is beyond me.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I have this overwhelming desire to spend the day bingeing seasons of BTVS & Angel. I wont. That's all.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Fuck PTSD. Its absolutely off the rails now. All it took was seeing video on here of one of my favorite coworkers getting punched in the face repeatedly and I in agony

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

The damaged cans damage was weirdly specific but not visible until I removed the plastic covering. My mom was very clear to me that dented or damaged cans are a no go because the damage can allow air & bacteria into the can. That air & bacteria can lead to botulism & major harm. Sorry to that man.

21 out 24 cans of cat food have badly crushed or dented can but the box they came in was undamaged. The damage to the cans was not visible until I removed the plastic wrap that covers to 2 flats of 12 cans.

I suppose there's someone out there who doesn't see damaged cans as an issue. But my mom taught me damaged canned goods are a road to botulism. The damaged can may have tiny holes or other opening to allow air & bacteris to take over. If I wont eat from damaged cans I certainly wont allow creatures under my care to do is either.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

#Caturday weirdness Reg order from Chewy/dot/com was delivered. The Chewy box is pristine af. Half of the contents were wrecked. Of the 4 flats of 24cans of cat food only 1 flat had zero damage. One flat had 3 of 24 cans undamaged. I dont do dented/crushed cans of anything. Chewy is replacing

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

1 month almost to the day after being attacked by a dog while at work and. AND? The stitches in/out. A massive amount of antibiotics & antiparasite RXs consumed Have had severe insomnia since the day after the attack. I have trued to minimize & deny the full extent of the injury I suffered. Yay!

Attacked by a dig while working in July. Two deep punctures, teeth scraps etc. The works. Given stitches in the deep punctures because they kept spurting deep thick blood everytime I moved or if my bp increased. Docs usually like to leave animal bites open so they can drain any infection or foreign body.

1 month later. Stitches gone. Antibiotics & antiparasite meds finished. Wounds closed. Bruising is finally gone.

Turns out the bite isn't just a puncture but causes multiple muscle tears. Muscle is forming deep scar tissue that makes moving my hand & arm pain & difficult. Wriring triggers pain, spasm & cramping in my arm. The swelling is a constant thing because of the muscle tears. It's all a joy.

Massive stressed over this injury & its consequences. In the month since the bite, I've had severe insomnia with the best sleep I've had coming from the anesthesia I received for a colonscopy/endoscopy. That 45 minutes under anesthesia was the best & most restful sleep.

Emotionally, I am a wreck because I've been through this Worker's Comp bullshit 4 times before & the insurance company is the absolute worst. They take pleasure in turning a physical injury into a psychological one.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

A bad burrito? Perhaps it was the combo that I selected that day. Perhaps your pintos were too fresh. Salsa not hot enough. So I try Black Beans & a different salsa next time. Maybe your pollo verde is sketchy but your carne asada & veggie offering are bomb. A bad sandwich is unforgivable for me.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thinking I should start writing about disappointing sandwiches I've paid for & eaten. I find bad sandwiches to be more offensive than a bad burrito. If you disappoint me with your sandwich, I will never buy food from you again. I won't even set foot inside a place that makes bad sandwiches.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

What would be great is if delis sold half sandwiches instead of forcing giant untested pastrami sandwiches on buyers. I dont know what your pastrami sandwich tastes like. You want me to buy a ½ pound sandwich that may not be to my liking? Nah. You arent going to refund my money if I dont like it.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

I dont understand why the media are hung up on candidate for office not conceding when they lose an election. A concession is NOT a legal requirement for election results to be declared official. Its not needed. Especially when we have all these emotionally fragile MAGA people running for office.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Bluesky - we need to verify your age cause we think youre in Texas. Buddy I'm in fucking CALIFORNIA but whatever.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Im reminded of the classic Star Wars canteen dialogue- "I don't like you." "Grrr... " "He doesn't like you either. "

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

After a year of constant stomping, jumping & loud bangs coming from th condo upstairs, I managed to tune out that neighbors constant bullshit. I had to tell my mind to tune it out & that hopefully the hippos upstairs would move before I lost my mind. Today, I noticed that they moved out!

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Atlas would also like his #Caturday chat included in the discussion. Atlas goes deep with Caturday Brunch chitchat.

Then he said they got on their knees in the motherfucking Lincoln Monument Reflecting Pool...with Box Cutters! In front of tourists. Tourists with cameras and itching filming fingers for the Facebook clout. BOX CUTTERS! And they made individual continous 200 yard long cuts in bad Florida pool liner.

Evrry morning when I wake up, I roll over & ask aloud "Is he died yet?"

One day the universe will respond YES.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

As someone who has suffered for years w/ crippling insomnia, I fully understand why a certain celebrity sought out a shady doctor who would give him Propofol to allow him to sleep. I get it. Propofol sleep is fucking amazing. Its perfect sleep. When given right you wake up rested. He died rested.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Nothing better than the post procedure Easter Egg hunt of "Find the EKG pads still on your body hours later". I'm allergic to medical adhesive so this will be fun to remove. How much has my skin deteriorated under this ekg sticker? How much skin will I lose when I try to pull it off? 5 hrs worth

Surprise! Just remived my hoodie for the first time since the procedure 😐. An ekg pad that wasnt removed postprocedure. My arm is already reacting to the adhesive and urticaria is occurring under it. Yay.

My siblings used to find my reaction to medical adhesive really funny until it started happening to them then they got sick. They realize having undamaged skin is better than a bandage

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Woke up & thought "I want corn." Of course I did. A clean digestive tract needs to be absolutely wreck by indigestible whole kernal corn. Atlas wants corn too. He saw that cat eating corn on IG. He wants to try that. He's easily influenced. He's GenZ. #cats #colonscopies #corn

Oh Attie! You're the most adorable Tabby cat.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

5 hrs later & I'm still thinking abt how great that Propofol sleep 45 mins of sleep was the BEST sleep in 3 wks. I dare say that -scopy Propofol 45 minutes of sleep was the best sleep I've had in 7 mths. My back surgery Propofol sleep was also g8 & longer than todays but the postop wake was hell.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Damn. The anesthesiologist for my endoscopy/colonscopy is the best. Instant knock out & in 1 hour I got the best sleep Ive had in 3 weeks.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Currently struggling to down bottle no.2 of operation liquid digestive tract death I say again - the "Prep" before a colonscopy is the absolute most horrible terrifying & relentless part of having a colonscopy. The actual procedure is a pleasure compared to the prep.

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Caca Poop

Alt: Colon Poop Hellzone entered - there is no preparing but there is escaping

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Bottle 1 of liquid death downed now I wait for the death purge to begin. All this terror just to find out why my guts hurt. The colonscopy/endoscopy is easy. The day before purge/prep is sheer hell. Hell. Holy of holies it begins...

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Dog's reaction to needing a colonoscopy

Alt: Dog's reaction to needing a colonoscopy Its not the colonscopy that gets ya. Its the bowel prep.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I dont like seeing physical fights. Even fighting is for sport. Fights are a very strong ick for me. I've only been is maybe 4 fights in my life. 2 against random kids as a kid & w/ two of my older siblings. But this⬇️ this ok w/ me also snakes fighting snakes is ok. youtu.be/DWpjUzcwBiE?...

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Crocodile and alligator seen battling it out on sidewalk

YouTube video by news.com.au

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I am not the most educated person when it comes to the African continent, but I know Africa is a continent, not a country. And I know that it snows on the continent of Africa. Snow isnt some rarity there. I'll also admit to not being the most educated person abt Looney Tunes. There I said it.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

This Caturday, my cats refused to comply with having "rolling in the sunshine" photos taken. Both boys got up and stormed out of the room, screaming that I ruined their aura. Lil fuckers. So I deep cleaning their litter boxes instead of watching them enjoy the sunshine. #Caturday #CatsofBlueSky

Pallas refusing to lay down in the sunshine.

Atlas also refusing to lay down in the sunshine.

Caught Pallas laying on the carpet roling around in the catnip.he spent his Caturday under the influence.

Caught Atlas out on the balcony sunbathing. He said he was going to get a 1970s/80s level tan.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Today, my Dad would be 90. His older bro turns 91 tomorrow. My mom's 2nd bro turns 95 in 7 days. My 2 uncles just keep on kicking. The 2 men w/ odd names. 1-a crass nickname that really refers to his stuffed elephant not beautiful women/men. 1-the Gaelic for a home & a city in TX. HBD my dudes

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Watching a court case where a woman brags to the judge & her attorney that 30 yrs after taking her last Algebra class she finally had to use it for a real world problem. She then said she used ChatGPT to do it. The judge stopped smiling at her & looked at her mouth agape. Admitting your stupid

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Caturday evening golden hour on the couch. Using my hand to reset Atlas' brain. Pallas is re-enacting Cher films. #CatsofBlueSky #CatsofFilm

CATURDAY evening with the boys. Using my hand on Atlas' face to play "Who The Face-Eating Alien Ripley?" He loves it. Pallas is playing Cher in Silkwood.

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I cannot deny, the beat is still infectious. Off to bake a Poke Cake, see ya. youtu.be/aatK_l9Yuyk?... Stereo MCs - Connected

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Stereo MC's - Connected (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by StereoMCsVEVO

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Major League Bitch (she/her/Sith) @hooray4kaiju.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Just because I listened to Happy Mondays -Pills Thrills & Bellyaches- YouTube thinks I want to dive right into all late 80s & 90s alt music. Dee-Lite? Sure. The Stone Roses? Sure. Marcy Playground? Eh...sure Stereo MCs? Holy shit-YES. The Shamen? Yes Any 3MC & a DJ yes youtu.be/-KT-r2vHeMM?...

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Marcy Playground - Sex & Candy (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by MarcyPlaygroundVEVO

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