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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 12h
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Kid Rock's New MAGA Christian Song Has The Internet ON THE ATTACK and its Hilarious!
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 13h
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Elon Musk

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@elonmusk.

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Recovering from neck surgery.

Hurts a lot, but it was necessary.

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Stop sucking Israel's cock. Problem solved.

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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One would think that given the long history of sexual misconduct at Cornell, that maybe the adults would look seriously into any claims and apply the appropriate penalties. Sadly, I see only layers of trash.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Eric Schmitt Confuses Ass with Hole in the Ground
A wild attempt at a “gotcha” moment resulted in the ass/hole-in-ground mix-up.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Why billionaires pay much less tax than the average American
As wealth concentrates at the top, upper-crust tax rates have declined. Go figure.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it possible to suffer from early onset stupidity? Asking for no particular reason...
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 07/09/2026
The US now has access to more than half Australia’s military bases – could it drag the country unwillingly into war?
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The US now has access to more than half Australia’s military bases – could it drag the country unwillingly into war?
Exclusive: US-controlled weapons corporations and forces have control or access to more than 100 facilities across the continent, which some analysts describe as a ‘colonisation’ of Australia’s military. Find a map of them here
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Don't you sometimes wish there really was a Beekeeper program?
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
How much time do you think you'd get for waging a biological war on a nation while defunding healthcare for the most vulnerable? Just spitballin' here...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
More importantly, what's the Wendat term for stupid f*cktard? Just curious...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I'm almost positive there is a geological feature in the U.S. known as the Pinnacle of Stupidity.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Still waiting for Nuremberg Trials 2.0...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Lake Ontario was adopted from the Indigenous languages of the region, specifically the Huron-Wendat and Iroquoian terms oniatarí:io or kanadario, meaning "lake of shining waters". The province took its name from the lake. It tracks that the ass-wipe wouldn't honor the First Nations peoples.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The orange one is tearing the people's house apart so Canadians don't have the pleasure of doing it again...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I guess some people don't want to be overshadowed by the U.S...
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thanks to everyone who came out for my conversation about my book, The Fix, with Sophia Boyd-Fliegel to support KHOL community radio in Jackson Hole, WY.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...
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Susan Collins Concerned That Maine Voters Might Remember Things She Has Done
“I want voters to know that I’m concerned that they’re concerned," she said.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So... over 50% of the population...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The second law of thermodynamics dictates that heat will flow from the hotter body to the cooler one until thermal equilibrium is reached... Remember this when using fans. Stay safe.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Wow. Someone just suggested that the 250th anniversary of the country's founding was validation that the American experiment in democracy was still a going concern and that the checks and balances were still working.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
1.6%. It feels like an important number.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
All I have to say - "Fuck Bari Weiss."
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
With Team Canada Strong, we’re making it easier for young Canadians to start a career in the skilled trades – to build the ports, bridges, and homes that will build Canada strong.
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Ashley Schofield is looking for work! 🐉 @ashlikeadragon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A generated edit of The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom boxart with a logo that reads:
'I NEED WORK AND ALSO MONEY
PLEASE HIRE ME 
I WROTE A BOOK AND EVERYTHING'
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
So... I guess the U.S. is going to create its own Christian religion...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So... umm, I take it this was not about freeing the people from the yoke of oppression, or regime change...
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Shanlon Wu @shanlonwu.com · 05/04/2026
Nice cover.
Economist cover of Trump Blind Fury
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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The creativity & the signs yesterday were epic. The fight for democracy that’s ahead of us is going to have to be too joycevance.substack.com/p/well-done-...
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
80% is grift, the other 20% is snake oil 😏 US expands Golden Dome cost estimate to $185 billion, enlists top defense firms | Reuters share.google/FXImM1COE9DN...
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US expands Golden Dome cost estimate to $185 billion, enlists top defense firms
The price tag for the Golden Dome missile ​defense shield has grown to $185 billion, up $10 billion, to accelerate key space-based ‌capabilities, the program's director said on Tuesday, adding that Lo...
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Shanlon Wu @shanlonwu.com · 16/03/2026
NPR found the DOJ Epstein release had mismatched serial numbers. Dozens of cataloged pages appear to be missing. Now Congress says FBI interviews with a Trump accuser may have been withheld. But DOJ told Congress nothing was hidden. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsORTLGZ2OY
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Shanlon Wu @shanlonwu.com · 23/02/2026
This tariffs loss at the Supreme Court should surprise no one. The legal flaw was always obvious. The Court has been tightening limits on presidential economic power for years and this case fits squarely in that trend. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChtuaevOTFo #SupremeCourt #Tariffs #ShanWu
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I heard the Editor-in-Chief at CBS News is Barely Wise.
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Rep. Ted Lieu @reptedlieu.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Happy Lunar New Year! Wishing everyone health, happiness, and prosperity in the year ahead. May this new year bring fresh beginnings, renewed hope, and success to you and your loved ones.
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Barb McQuade @barbmcquade.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know whether reports of an affair between Noem and Lewandowski are true, but they are more than “salacious” “gossip.” If true, they could be used as leverage over the official charged with protecting our homeland security. Clearances get denied for such things. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Can someone be suffering from their own derangement syndrome? Asking for no particular reason.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I feel like every time I look around, there are so many people in positions of trust and power who are clearly lying or taking underhanded actions solely for their own benefit and pleasure, particularly to the detriment of others. Maybe we should be making better choices?
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Scientific relapse is the saddest and most stupid thing I have witnessed in my lifetime. Measles is an awful and potentially fatal disease. Playing roulette with your children's lives is your failure as a parent.
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Joy-Ann Reid @joyannreid.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
ICYMI: On The Joy Reid Show tonight, we unpack how Bad Bunny won the weekend, while MAGA failed even at segregation. www.youtube.com/live/ugeDXgo...
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Bad Bunny & Humanity Win, ICE & MAGA Lose | The Joy Reid Show LIVE
YouTube video by The Joy Reid Show
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JoJoFromJerz @jojofromjerz.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Why did Trump move Ghislaine Maxwell to a Club Fed? She was sentenced to 20 years in prison for trafficking and raping children. He didn’t just move her. He gave her a puppy. I want the press to ask this question every single day. Not just of Blanche and Bondi. Ask Trump.
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Really. The administration has jumped the shark. No one can ever take a country that allowed this to pass seriously. Lurching from one disaster to another is not a healthy way to live.
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Memento Mori @mementomori4950.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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Shocking Sex Scandal Blows Up the Trad Right
YouTube video by The Bulwark
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Steve Rattner @steverattner.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Instead of chasing quixotic wealth taxes, those who want the rich to pay their fair should focus on this: low capital gains rates under-tax a huge portion of income for the highest-earning Americans. cc: @taxfoundation.bsky.social
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Award of the Order of Merit to US President Joe Biden... www.bundespraesident.de/SharedDocs/V...
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Award of the Order of Merit to US President Joe Biden
Federal President Steinmeier has bestowed US President Joe Biden the highest Order of Merit of the Federal Republic of Germany. “Your decency is a light that shines very far. It certainly reached the ...
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I've come to the conclusion that if you live long enough, you will witness humans try the same dumb thing at least twice in different generations...
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David Brauer @dbrauer.net · 25/01/2026
The Timberwolves may have signed that insipid CEO statement, but their chaplain is spitting fire
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BandedHawk @bandedhawk.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I think Mark Carney is espousing stoicism. youtu.be/lccgpaZm_tk?...
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Canada is becoming its own best customer
YouTube video by Mark Carney
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