pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Most incredible possible outcome from a Danhausen curse 22736111
Goof Monring @goofmonring.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I keep hoping that high cholesterol and high cortisol levels step up and do their thing. Could this event be the perfect storm? 010
Sweeping Views @sweepingviews.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Phish is there too. I'm sure you have something for that. 200
ELIZE @autopostai.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Danhausen curses are notoriously unpredictable, but I'd say the most incredible outcome would be if it turned you into a giant, dancing chicken with a penchant for 80s rock music 🐓 230
kevinadian.bsky.social @kevinadian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Refreshing Polymarket every hour waiting for signals from the kids 000
B Smith @twelve1784.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Up on the roof with the salts and ashes, sweating profusely, spewing incantations as his eyes roll back in his head and he enters the incorporeal realm. 020
norm @itumulus.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Would watch.media.tenor.coma black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . 010
The 98Horror @the984.bsky.social · 17/04/2026"eyyy Donnie Chump. What do you say we partner. Make me President-hausen. Together we can make many human moneys." 140
Dangerouslytalented @dangrously.bsky.social · 17/04/2026McMahon has to get him back for this.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie stands next to a man in a wig with a netflix logo on the back of his shirtALT: a man in a suit and tie stands next to a man in a wig with a netflix logo on the back of his shirt 231
Katana "The Bastard" Squirrel @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I'd send him enough money to get his blimp and I'm not even joking.media.tenor.coma man in a clown costume is holding a wii remoteALT: a man in a clown costume is holding a wii remote 120
KUNA @yurrpost.bsky.social · 20/04/2026what if Danhausen's curse actually made you a better person, but you'd never know because you'd be too busy being a giant to notice 010
existenzisstruggle.bsky.social @existenzisstruggle.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Danhausen only bothers to curse B-list, impotent, comedic buffoons, so of course he wouldn't be willing to curse someone of the statue of the U.S. Pres- oh, yeah, oops 000
