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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 22h
I can't wait to hear them to talk about them finding the horn.
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IANdrew Dice Clay @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jake Roberts said something a few years back when reflecting on deaths in wrestling: "Why is it that the ones I dont miss are still fucking here?"
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every year, I think about the WELL, WASN'T CHRISTMAS SHIT tweet.
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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026
My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking
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David Bixenspan @davidbix.com · 28/09/2026
Tony Khan live streamed his speech about PAC/Ben Satterly at tonight's ROH tapings in Jacksonville. Heads up: This will probably make you cry.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ONE MATCH BEYONDDDDDDDD I have way too many of these that I'm coming up with, please send help, or at least someone to help me pick it up up
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was not ready at all for A Message for You, Bastard today.
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward.
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TAIGASTYLE @theleemoriarty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Saturday, during PACs entrance I was telling my girlfriend how much I admired him. I talked about how he’s one of my favorite wrestlers to study and how I wanted to work with him more. Everything he did was as perfect as can be. I admired how he carried himself and cared about others. The best.
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♡Spooky Kate 🇵🇸 🍂 @katespeace.northsky.social · 28/09/2026
Legendary.
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Fanzine. Moxism was always the right way @fanzine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Marina's speech from the warrior wrestling show
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pac vs Omega at the inaugural All Out is as good as I remember it when I was in the arena. Pac refusing to do the turnbuckle pose before the match and then IMMEDIATELY doing it after he beat Kenny with the brutalizer. I don't know if that part was planned, BUT PAC WAS GOD DAMNED GLEEFUL DOING IT.
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#AEW 🥲
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Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when they did this match just to get the joke done with?
Pac in the ring staring at a very confused Gravity
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 28/09/2026
"Throughout his involvement with CMLL, PAC showed extraordinary professionalism, devotion, and respect for Mexican lucha libre. "His humanity and talent will persevere in the memories of all those who shared the ring with him and the fans who admired him. (cont'd)
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My heart breaks for a second time this month. Pac was utmost professional and the one of the nicest human beings you’ll ever come across. It was an honor and a pleasure working together one final time last night. Be good to each other. 🖤
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LuckyTrece @facto13.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I keep thinking about Pac's tribute video to Andy Williams from a couple weeks ago. I choose to believe they've finally met again and let each other know how much they loved each other.
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Mettsu @itsmettsu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyle Fletcher's tweet is what broke me
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Multiple Rovert Theory @mongoebooks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC leaving WWE when there was no guarantee he'd ever be let out of his contract and would just have to go get a regular job is one of the coolest things a wrestler has ever done on the "business" side of the "wrestling business" that we hear about all the time.
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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
On the 2nd Jericho Cruise, I told PAC that I was cheering for him and would be again in ~2 weeks for the first Denver Dynamite. He told me that I didn't cheer loudly enough (because he lost) and that I'd need to try harder in Denver because the air is thinner.
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IANdrew Dice Clay @iandrewdiceclay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know we say this a lot when someone dies, but I mean this, nobody said a bad word about PAC ever. And he's swam some shark invested waters in the last 25 years. Yet he was so admired and liked by his peers and the fanbase. God, his poor mother.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just can't stop screaming "what the fuck," after the news. Pac was an absolute legend. I'm so blessed to have gotten the chance to watch his match at All Out 2019 against Kenny, there live. Truly one of the best of the current generation.
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PAC's Low Blow to Orange Cassidy
ALT: PAC's Low Blow to Orange Cassidy
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RJ City @rjcity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The instinct to share something personal about Pac, but the amount of respect, care and commitment he had to wrestling and to being a professional is a line I can't bear to cross - but let that remind you just how good he was. Forever loved, forever respected. What a fucking Bastard.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn't have any kind of cable or satellite TV until 2000, when I turned 13, so I had no idea this was a thing until I was listening to some music on YouTube. And it's abundently clear that animatiors in the late 90's/2000's were trying to get young men (and women) into a VERY specific type.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Benefits of having a spouse who is a Japanese major is that I learned this sketch actually uses real Japanese and not just jibberish, which is exactly what you'd expect from the time. The bar is in hell for the rest of it, but still. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVm...
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Japanese Game Show - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They're more of a "That's Why They Call It the Blues" dickhead.
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Elton John as Rocketman with ZOOM! Glasses
ALT: Elton John as Rocketman with ZOOM! Glasses
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MercuryCDX @mercurycdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alternate reality where the Dudleys never went to WWF and the Public Enemy managed to stay in the WWF long term, and they’re in the Dudleys spot, so they feud with Edge & Christian and The Hardys. Public Enemy in this scenario are exactly the same otherwise, and this feud kills the tag division.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm avoiding everything about All Out until I get the chance to fully watch it. But jeez, my heart goes out to Steve Borden for that spot. It seems like the concussion protocol has gotten way better. And thank god Bryce was quick at stopping the match.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If you see this, post a random wrestling picture.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I was finally able to track down an actual 3-D version of “AL’S BRAIN IN 3-D”… so if you have a VR headset, 3-D TV, or even cheap 3-D glasses, you can now watch this in the way it was originally intended! youtu.be/LKgKQK7tKIU
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"Weird Al" Yankovic - AL'S BRAIN IN 3-D
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Genuinely embarrassing press releases still going out.
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harper @harpanet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
how waking up after 2pm feels
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey kids, want to see a dead body?
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
SHINRA NEWS: January 31st, 1997 Edition

Bisexuality

Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.

Also includes the articles:

PRES. SHINRA'S FIRST NAME - What Was It

EGG AND CHIPS - A New Frontier In Bar Food
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
GET HIS ASS
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's not even just the main character getting failed QTE results. It's EVERYONE. And that's why it works. Every single character fumbles every little thing so much that it's no surprise that Umbrella let loose a killer virus.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/09/2026
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Phil H @frimpys.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nyla is incredible, and I wish TK was willing to actively fight for more publicly for her. She shouldn't be silenced because of anti-trans bigotry.
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is what Sheeran should have done and perhaps would have done if he’d grown up Irish. They have so much more to lose than he does, but immediately made the right call at great professional expense. Support for human rights isn’t a political stance, it just requires intelligence and integrity.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
New: Macklemore says Robert Kraft — who owns Gillette Stadium, where Macklemore & Ed Sheeran were to perform later this month — called Sheeran. Kraft rallied other owners together behind an ultimatum for Sheeran: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you won't be allowed in our venues.

I'm not sure how to start this. So I'm going to speak from the heart and share the truth. Ed Sheeran and his team have made the decision to remove me from The Loop tour.
But before I get into it, I want to say something that should be obvious. In this moment I think it matters. I am not a victim. Ed Sheeran is not a victim. Pink is not a victim. We have careers, money, opportunities, safety and audiences around the world. Whatever consequences any of us face for what we say, we get to go home to our families.

The victims are the Palestinian people. The men, women and children who have been killed, starved, displaced and forced to live through unimaginable violence. More than 20,000 children have been killed in Gaza alone. People are being killed today, and people will be killed tomorrow. I want to make sure that as I tell this story, we don't lose sight of that.

Ed is my friend. I've known him for 13 years. We've shared late nights, studio sessions and stages. He has this infectious magic about him that I've grown to love. I consider him a brother. And because of that, we've had some difficult conversations this past week. The type of talks rooted in love and respect for one another that still end in a place of fundamental disagreement. Nothing I'm writing here is out of spite or because I want to tear down his character. But as I told Ed multiple times on the phone, our friendship can't change my responsibility to tell the truth about what happened.

Last Monday, in the middle of all the media attention surrounding Pink and what I said at MetLife, Ed told me that Robert Kraft called him. We were scheduled to play Gillette Stadium later this month, which is owned by the Kraft Group. Ed told me that Kraft said I would not be allowed to perform in his stadium. Ed also told me that Kraft had rallied some of the other
stadium owners and collectively they gave him an ultimatum: if Macklemore stays on the tour, you will not be allowed to play in our venues.

Ed was in …What I said at MetLife I have been saying on stages around the world for almost three years. So why is it an issue now? Because now I'm sharing a stage with one of the biggest artists in the world, in some of the biggest stadiums in America. At a certain level of exposure, "Free Palestine" becomes too much of a risk. If I kept doing the shows, saying Free Palestine, with Ed implicitly supporting it, the crowd getting loud and showing undeniable support for Palestinian liberation, what artist might speak out next? The stage becomes resistance. Maybe that's why this time it became so important to silence me.

And one of the most effective ways to enforce that silence has been to weaponize the accusation of antisemitism. Antisemitism is real. And that is exactly why the word matters too much to be used as a shield against criticism of the Israeli state. When criticizing Israel, opposing Zionism or saying "Free Palestine" gets conflated with hatred of Jewish people, it doesn't protect Jewish people. It protects Israel from accountability.

I hope this isn't the end of my relationship with Ed.
Thirteen years of friendship doesn't disappear because of one painful disagreement. I hope we both continue listening, studying what is happening in Palestine and wrestling with what neutrality means in a moment like this. My door will always be open to continuing that conversation.

When my brother Omar was doing the subtitles for the video I posted from MetLife, I thanked him. He told me there's a phrase in Arabic:
لا شكر على واجب
"La shukra ala wajeb." There is no thanks for a duty.
That stayed with me. Because that's what this has become for me and millions of others around the world. A duty. Not something deserving of praise or gratitude. Not brave. Human.

Who is winning the internet, who is getting canceled, who gets to play the stadium and who doesn't, all of it becomes so small when held against what we are actually witnessing in Gaza and the West Bank. An entire people be…
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm going to write an "omegaverse" novel, but it's just about the normies who have to deal with the absolute absurd amount of fucking these people do. Imagine being in an apartment next to a couple who's fucking for five days straight. It's basically Seinfeld but for wolf penises.
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EVIL UNO: International Man of Mystery 🇨🇦 @eviluno.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t think I’ve ever known anyone as emotionally stable as Andy Williams. He would revel in his friends successes, cry tears of joy at the mere mention of Hana & his dogs and would never shy away from telling he loved you. Meeting him as made me a better person and friend.
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Katana Squirrel - Martinville Prologue AVAILABLE NOW!!!! @katanasquirrel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh, cool, already knew I was going to be crying tonight during this episode, but now I know WHEN it will happen.
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Rhiannon 🇵🇸 @rhithewitch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You really couldn't have asked for a more good faith way of approaching the subject and yet... extremely disappointing! I experienced this at the 1666 Amsterdam demo. If the tech is so great at what it does, why are you so annoyed when we ask you what it is actually doing?
Both Kanno’s answer and that Steam description are still notably vague, so wanting some actual details, I decided to push the issue. I asked, “So if you were to explain, what using it for ideation actually means. What does that process look like for someone, you know, someone who might not be a game developer?”It was at this point I noticed Kanno become somewhat annoyed that I had not moved on. Following a short exchange with his translator, she told me, “[So], we actually have to update this explanation, if you, uh, could… it’s all written in there [on Steam].”

I decided, maybe unwisely, not to drop this line of questioning, consulting my chicken handwriting in my notebook, “ So I do have the current Steam disclosure here- uh, which is, ‘Gen AI was used as part of the ideation process for background objects. However, no AI-generated content will be included in the final game.’ Uh–”

Before I had a chance to reiterate the parameters of the question and ask again what Gen-AI being used for ideation looked like, Kanno began talking to his translator, seemingly visibly annoyed. She then told me, “So it is as it’s written in the explanation, and today I would like to talk about Crazy Taxi: World Tour and the time is limited.”
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