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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 10/10/2026

Lads, it's Tottenham

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

“You gotta know when to hold em//Know when to fold em” is also great relationship advice

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

It has been a few weeks since Tottenham Hotspur have played, and I am ready to be disappointed again.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Making the old people in this bowling alley listen to Lamb of God. TouchTones rules.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Pho is the culinary equivalent of wanting to sleep warm under a blanket in a cold room

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Freddie Mercury was British, why was he called Mr. Fahrenheit? They use Celsius.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Freddie Mercury was British, why was he called Mr. Fahrenheit? They use Celsius.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I’m not gonna let this fuckass soccer team ruin my Saturday, I have a prospective Magic playgroup this afternoon.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Disney has apparently killed the reboot of the Muppets Show in the cradle, and I’m not ok about it.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Tried to pose a hypothetical question on Facebook and all the idiots I know in real life thought it was literal.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Disgusting if literal: living shit

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

@samreich.bsky.social your tie in I Spy looked really good. Props 👍

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Every time someone I know comes out as someone that uses AI, it feels like betrayal

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Between The Muppet Show getting a pilot and Coyote vs Acme being very good, actually, I’m starting to think we might be back.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I hate capitalism, but you wouldn’t know it by the way I act when the autumn decor hits the store.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Andy Robertson at right back is giving me a stroke

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🎃 Dustin Gore-Killer 🔪 @george-miller.org · 22/08/2026

When the match kicked off I said I just wanted to enjoy watching Tottenham again. So far... I have not.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

Schrödinger might have been a big influence on me.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/02/2025

I bet a GWAR halftime show at the Super Bowl would go pretty hard.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

It’s really fortunate that a guy with the surname Zombie grew up to direct horror movies.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

You may be cool, but you’ll never be “wear your own full name on your tshirt and also your name is Joe Cool” cool.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

“Don’t speak ill of the dead” hey listen if they don’t want people to talk bad about them when they’re gone they should have been better people when they were alive.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Disgusting if literal: squashed beef

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

When I tell people my age they always say “Oh you’re still so young”. Sure, today I’m 35, but tomorrow I’ll be 40, the day after that I’ll be 60, and by the end of the week I’ll be dead.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

If I had a nickel for every movie I’ve seen that ended with Elijah Wood fighting a shit head on a cliff, I’d have 2 nickels

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

The worst thing about being a Smarty Pants Knowitall Who Is Never Wrong (besides people just generally disliking you) is the small subset of people who want to be right all the time like you, but just aren’t, and they -will- fight about it.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

“I’ve Been Everywhere” is a song about a serial killer telling his next victim where he’s hidden all the bodies.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I don’t know how I’m going to survive the world getting any stupider.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Drowning my existential dread with glass bottle YooHoo

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Overdraft fees should be illegal

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Professional wrestling is just D&D for jocks.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

Lord of the Rings is a fantasy story because it’s about a bunch of rich people actually giving a shit about the rest of the world.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

Trying to imagine my kid singing The Bad Touch or Crazy Rap in between puffs of a cigarette like my friends did at his age. Jesus, where were our parents?

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Being alive is so frustrating. All I want to do is sleep.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

@andrewpanton.bsky.social you should do a blindside and make the rest of the guys watch season 1 of RvB

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Being dependable sucks.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

While we’re all complaining, rightfully, about AI, the entire tech industry is shifting away from physical media. DVDs and Blu-ray’s aren’t appearing in stores anymore. We’re all about to be fucked, somehow, -even harder-.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I imagine being friends with me is like microdosing insanity.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

French is such an unserious language.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Drinking a Big Gulp from 7-Eleven: 😃 Peeing out a Big Gulp from 7-Eleven: 😨

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Drinking a Big Gulp from 7-Eleven: 😃 Peeing out a Big Gulp from 7-Eleven: 😨

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Right wing propaganda is so strong, and especially in the South, that when my mom recently floated the idea of flying into Portland to come visit me, my dad started asking about any other place with an airport that wasn’t Portland or Seattle.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

@electrolemon.bsky.social I gotta know… how did you feel when Hannah turned her board over to win that round of Count the Rice?

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I miss games and the internet being niche nerd hobbies.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Yknow I bet with the right training Gollum would be a heck of a jockey.

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A Whole Halfling @ruhruhrandy.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Honestly, I’m kinda jealous of the people who can mute me.

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