Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 30/10/2025@darthbluesky.bsky.social Thank goodness you're here, I need your advice. My neighbor, Max, is continually violating our privacy and spying on us in our backyard. I finally caught him in the act. How do I approach this situation? 7890861
David Marshall @funmandave.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Invite him over to discuss the situation. If you provide a buffet of some sort, I’m sure things will go wonderfully. 0100
Always Crocheting🦋 📎(Reylooh on the bird app) @always-crocheting.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Boop the snoot!!! And give lots of pets. 000
Gia Monroe 🇺🇸 @giamonroe.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I will rid you of this conundrum. Send your neighbor Max to my house. He will be richly rewarded for his presence, spying skills and all related mischief. 150
Lucky Dog Hot Sauce @luckydoghotsauce.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to give him steak. I don’t really understand why, but this sounds like the correct response. 000
hoppgroundkid.bsky.social @hoppgroundkid.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Carefully, and carrying a treat. Or three 000
Susana @smwol298.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Do whatever it takes to ensure this continues happening! 010
mistwraith.bsky.social @mistwraith.bsky.social · 30/10/2025With a dog treat and a hole lower down so it's easier for him to say hi :) 010
Jadeabliss - 🪷 “No one let go of anyone’s hand.”🪷 @jadeabliss.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You’re so lucky and blessed. Tell Max I said hi!! 000
Julie @juliess31.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Oh immediate boops on the snoot and treats for that nosy neighbor 😍 000
William F. Tulloch @cptdoomdc.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Provide the goodest doggo with treats? Isn't that obvious? 0170
Alex @a1extimmons.bsky.social · 30/10/2025He obviously just wants treats. Give him treats Grant lol. 030
Ellen @duplodog.bsky.social · 30/10/2025This is a tricky and tense situation. I think the best way to approach this would be with a pocket full of sausages 1550
AStephman @astephman.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Ya gotta BOOP his nose! See what happens! If he doesn’t go away, BOOP him again! 000
Stan Belinda Carlisle @mccbumgarner.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Looks like a Great Pyrenees which means your whole block will always be safe from birds and ghosts and whatever else they decide to bark at. 2260
steph-alopagus.bsky.social @steph-alopagus.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Immediately use an oscillating saw to cut two adjacent planks of wood horizontally about 2.5 feet above ground level and attach back with two 2-way hinges. 010
dmacked @dmacked.bsky.social · 30/10/2025He needs a treat. Immediately. How can you ignore that face? 000
Beckie @fitkiwi.bsky.social · 30/10/2025He isn't spying on you, he's judging you for not giving him treats 😂 020
mapchick.bsky.social @mapchick.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I thinks he’s telling you he’s lonely and needs a friend. 😏 000
Charlie @charlie232.bsky.social · 30/10/2025I opened Bluesky, expecting to get my rage fix for the night, and you ruined my plans by posting this. Thanks! (Seriously, thanks. I needed this.) 020
Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 30/10/2025unclear what the issue is? this is just a picture of a fence with some ivy? 1491
Zora N @zoranhurston.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You should feel very lucky to be spied on by a dog that adorable. He deserves snacks! 000
Sarah Smith @tyndallbaby.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Invite him in or he’ll find “other” ways to gain entry. Ask me how I know. 0640
hdc @hdcshah.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Obviously you need to cut eye holes in that fence at a comfortable viewing height. It's the neighborly thing to do. 0951
brendalu @biddycreek.bsky.social · 30/10/2025For one thing, that fence is too high. Maybe cut a viewing window 030
Bill O'Luanaigh 🇮🇪 🇮🇲 @chimpwithcarkeys.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Confess immediately to the crime of not giving Max treats. And boops. Ask for mercy and be certain to have treats on hand that Max’s parents approve. 030
Lily Mars @lilymarswrites.bsky.social · 30/10/2025i think the proper course of action is to ask him who is a good boy and then ask it again with your voice pitched slightly higher 1170
kirstybrook.bsky.social @kirstybrook.bsky.social · 30/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and says `` tear down this wall '' .Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a microphone and says `` tear down this wall '' . 0240
Orla McCool 🇨🇦 @orlamccool.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Build him a gate so he can visit whenever he wants to. 0150
😈Sarcastic momma and really fucking inappropriate @sarcasticmom69.bsky.social · 30/10/2025With a ladder to deliver treats and boop the nose, and a tennis ball ... 000
Ghost Retrievers 👻 Despise Fascists @zarchasmpgmr.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Install a window in the fence at face level so you can give boops. Them’s the rules, I don’t make them up. 0140
Maija @maijasauna.bsky.social · 30/10/2025You install one of those plexiglass hemisphere portholes in your fence at Max's nose level. 060
Kyle Gunderson @kylegunderson.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Make the divot they are resting the chin on deeper. 010
Sharon Meidas Mighty (redacted) AKA Radical Left Scum. @whatsinaname220.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Buy him whatever he wants. 010
@Ma'sOnBlueSky @masonbluesky.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Get him a hat. He's your new bestie.media.tenor.comtwo men are peeking over a wooden fence .ALT: two men are peeking over a wooden fence . 0140
Eric Stratton @michaelronzano.bsky.social · 30/10/2025A gentle boop on the nose, followed by a treat. 020
PainHostage Winks #Resist #BLM @justwinks.bsky.social · 30/10/2025Give him a leaf (with Max's parent approval). Zippy loved stems 010
Willy Z @ztiger93.bsky.social · 30/10/2025build the fence taller. to save money, i recommend that you use use snausages for the posts, cheese slices for the pickets. 090
