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@reignstorm.bsky.social
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Seattle Reign supporter | she/her

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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Does Hines like coffee, gorgeous summers, and flying salmon?
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Legal technicalities are famously a successful PR strategy. Especially when your statement repeatedly contradicts that claim.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We can add this to the money we aren’t issuing from the Huitema trade
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Owner of two soccer teams forgot he’s mismanaging both.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now do one for mismanaging the Reign.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Siri, what should I say if I want to lose reelection in Los Angeles?
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Seattle Reign joined the chat..
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Reign supporters 🤝 Chicago supporters
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We have the third fewest goals scored this season and a -2 goal differential. There are quite literally not enough squad goals.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If this were a serious team, Harvey and Gallimore would be fired by Monday
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
“Almost 40” comes for us all.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Now try the market-the-non-family-fan-base challenge. Love that there’s some sign of life from the marketing team finally, but let’s not fall back into the Memorial days trap of assuming only kids like women’s soccer.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No no no, Bluesky. I don’t care about men’s basketball, I just wanted to watch video of the booing.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@reignfc.com desperately needs her, but would never pay for a player of her quality.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
So many choices
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Wheel of parity turn, turn, turn, Tell us the lessons that we shall learn.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Let’s not drag *women’s* soccer in the US down with the misery that is the USMNT. Woso fans are too emotionally involved sometimes (see: reactions to recent “divorce” and any public appearance of Preath).
A woman stands in front of her locker talking to a man and says, “more than a fan. We’re involved.”
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Fellow elder millennials, we can stop building our 90s playlist for the mutiny. For now.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Justiciability
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is sitting on a couch holding a pair of keys
Alt: a man is sitting on a couch holding a pair of keys
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Shameless Reign Stan @watmildon.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming above her
Alt: a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming above her
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Maybe this is the goalkeeping you get under a stolen brand, @reignfc.com #clawdsquad
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Matt selflessly supported the Reign, hyped players, and rallied fans for years. All while the Reign marketing team took a nap. The marketing team seems to agree since they’ve started appropriating Matt’s merch and works w/o asking or giving credit or thanks. Would a #thanksdignguy have been so hard?
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Shameless Reign Stan @watmildon.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The @theathletic.com claims Lynn invented Claw-dia but the true story is that one absolutely deranged fan (me) invented and has been building that brand for the best US keeper for years. Please put in the papers that I am annoyed. A thread... #nwsl www.nytimes.com/athletic/721...
A poster reading "Can't Beat Clawdia" with Claudia Dicky in her OL Reign keeper kit and obscenely badly photoshopped lobster arms.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The NWSL is an MLM. “Don’t worry, you’ll get your money back when the next expansion team buys in!!”
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Do they think they’ll improve attendance with weeknight only matches for the Reign during the Seahawks’ and the Sounders’ seasons? Or do they think people are going to sit outside in Spokane in December?
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Missed photo opportunity by ESPN.
Seattle Reign super stars Megan Rapinoe and Jessica Fishlock battle during a rivalry match, stepping over Portland Thorns midfielder Allie Long as she falls to the ground.  Long’s face is scrunched in a pained, frustrated grimace, her eyes narrowed, and teeth clenched as she’s pinned awkwardly under the play.  The ball is stuck under her hip so that her legs are bent in the air behind her.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If she gets sick of playing for a coach who hasn’t won NWSL coach of the year, I know a scrappy, lovable Pacific Northwest team whose coach won 3 times so far 😉
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Fuck my life. #nwsl
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There is no rivalry in the NWSL except the Cascadia rivalry. Everyone else is just sparkling resentment
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Ah, yes, small town Bellevue, WA
Multiple tall, shiny high rise buildings clustered close together in the dense urban area of downtown Bellevue, WA
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Is it still 2002?
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Imagine thinking it’s a flex to admit you know nothing about the team you coach.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Incredible deal. $166,666.67 per goal (3) she scored for the Reign in 2025. If you take a longer view, $38,461.54 for each of the 13 goals she scored for the Reign across four seasons (2022 - 2025). The maths math. For the Reign.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Right. Because Boston is famously tolerant of disruptions to its caffeine supply.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
The only front office more out of touch with its supporters than the Reign seems to be the Thorns.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This is not the schedule for a team serious about substantially improving attendance. I get we have the least priority at Lumen, but the fact remains 7 pm on a Sunday isn’t going to help draw a huge crowd for your home opener.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Reign released no transfer news in the off season even though preseason starts soon, but when the team does release news, what a doozy.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I know it’s not the admin’s fault, so sorry. But this should have been decided before season ticket holders had to pay and factored into the price. You told us there would be 15 season matches included and now we’ll have to pay even more and travel 4 - 6 hours across state each way to get that.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
The alt text 😂
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
KC’s season was because of Chawinga, not Vlatko.
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Jenna Tonelli @jennatonelli.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Her ability to develop players, her unique mentality, her historic season with Racing Louisville, and persevering through everything that was thrown at her both on and off the field, here’s why I believe Bev Yanez deserves to be #NWSL Coach of the Year. www.si.com/soccer/why-r...
si.com
Why Racing Louisville’s Bev Yanez Should Be Named NWSL Coach of the Year
The player-turned-coach has elevated the once middling club, with those around her praising her player-centric approach.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Seattle is sending Ken Griffey Jr. to shape the NWSL’s culture? The former baseball player? But not Megan Rapinoe?
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
ChatGPT 0, Orlando 2.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Does ChatGPT still recommend a 5 back against Orlando? Or maybe Harvey phrased the question incorrectly? Because it seems to be working for Orlando.
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
I eat paste
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Dear Martha, the war rages on. Tariffs have ravaged the small batch coffee supply. Men in flannel raided the last Stumptown stockpile. Generals handed out Starbucks dark roast but no one debased themselves yet. Please send artisanal provisions I can trade for organic goat cheese. #warravagedportland
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
👀
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Reign Storm @reignstorm.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The Reign proving that being a Seattle sports fan isn’t a choice. #Reignfc
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