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Megan Kotte

@roguestardust.bsky.social
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I 💙 basketball, Star Wars, son, bestie, picnic food, loud music while driving, democracy, view from Grizzly Peak, classic cars, crashing waves, & a diner meal. I left my ❤️ in The Town. #Warriors #GSValkyries #Ballhalla #WNBA #MNBA #StarWars 💜 $MKbaby22

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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 1h
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Jonathan Van Ness's Excited 'Yaaas!'
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 16h
BOOOOO I don’t care if there’s one more game losing sucks. This was an all-timer though! #Valkyries #Valkatraz #Ballhalla #WNBA #WNBASky
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 16h
MAAAAAAN #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA #Ballhalla time for #Valkatraz ⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️🗡️⚔️ 💜
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dubs 💙 @dumbfun.bsky.social · 17h
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Sheldon Cooper Hyperventilates with Paper Bag
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??? #Valkyries #WNBA
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
Darn MORE playoff basketball 😈 Get them! #Valkyries #Clamps #WNBASky #WNBA
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
OH HELL YEAH #Valkyries #WNBA #WNBASky
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
WTF WTF WTF #Valkyries #WNBA
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
DAMN IT #Valkyries #WNBA
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Joe Galaxy @lightandrhythm.bsky.social · 17h
Defend without fouling defend without fouling defend without fouling defend without fouling
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
There’s such a thing as too exciting in some certain situations #Valkyries #WNBA #WNBASky #Wings #MyHeart
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 17h
This score bug is a piece of crap! #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA #Wings
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 18h
MY NERVES MY NERVES AAAHHHHH LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #Valkyries #WNBA #WNBASky #Wings 💜
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 19h
YAAYYYY VALKYRIES BASKETBALL BABYYY!!💜⚔️💜⚔️ #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA ##WNBAPlayoffs #Wings LFG!
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omg guys I can hardly concentrate at work. I JUST WANT VALKYRIES BASKETBALL. 💜🫠 #Valkyries #Ballhalla #WNBA #WNBASky #Wings #WNBAPlayoffs
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lynx fans valid in the crash outs because I felt like the Lynx didn’t bring energy or grit.. like where is the heart outside of Courtney at times and Brodie… like what
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Brad Garrett's Robert Barone: What Huh?
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1st round of the #WNBA playoffs needs to be best of 5.
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LFG!! 🩵💙💜 #UnrivaledSF So fkn stoked.😎 #WNBASky @unrivaledwbb.bsky.social
A YOU GOT THE TICKETS confirmation from Ticketmaster for Unrivaled basketball in SF
White writing on blue/purple background
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WAS THAT A REAL AD? What the fuck. #NoWar
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice theonion.com/worlds-scientists-admi…
World's Scientists Admit They Just Don't Like Mice
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Shameka ❤️🏀 @shameka23.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Best one yet 😂 #WNBA
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Annalise Maxine Shaw Keating, Openly Black Attorney at Law @moniquely-uniq.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I just want everyone to have a healthy playoffs
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SF Giants Bot @giantbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤖 SFGiants Good luck to the @valkyries as they begin their postseason run tonight! 🏀 #BayAreaUnite
Good luck, Valkyries graphic
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Along Came Poly-4-The-W @alongcamepoly4thew.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
round 1: dal #wingsup v #gsv #valkyries #wnba #WNBAPlayoffs ig wnbaart
boxing gloves on each opposing player as they pose face to face. paige for dallas wings. gabby williaks for golden state valkyries.
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WNBA #WNBASky
WNBA ALL-ROOKIE TEAM vote
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WNBA #WNBASky
ALL-WNBA FIRST TEAM voteALL-WNBA SECOND TEAM vote
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WNBA #WNBASky
WNBA ALL-DEFENSE FIRST TEAM votesWNBA ALL-DEFENSE SECOND TEAM votes
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#WNBA #WNBASky
WNBA SEASON AWARDS PICKS
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WNBA @wnba.com · 26/09/2026
Your Sunday plans are set 🗓️ The 2026 WNBA Playoffs Presented by Google Pixel start tomorrow!
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Dana Holtzbert @danaholtzbert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How Caitlin is inspiring Turkish men basketball players, by Christine Brennan.
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Valkyries Beat @valkyriesbeat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
NEW POST: After all that, onto the playoffs. www.valkyriesbeat.com/p/valkyries-...
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Valkyries Insider: The Valkyries have a playoff opponent after dramatic finale in LA
Next up, the postseason.
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strawberry garfield @bbburgerrr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a real ha ha yes sickos graph
win probability graph for valks - sparks with a last minute comeback win by the valks
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Myla 🌈 @fzypchz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was literally rocking in a fetal position watching that game
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dream rebel @jasonlogic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m shook, floating, can’t breathe
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨WNBA PLAYOFF MATCHUPS🚨 No. 1 Minnesota vs. No. 8 New York No. 2 Golden State vs. No. 7 Dallas No. 3 Las Vegas vs. No. 6 Indiana No. 4 Atlanta vs. No. 5 Washington All Game 1s will be held on Sunday. Here. We. Go.
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
LFG!!!🔥THAT WAS AWESOME I HAD A SMALL STRESS STROKE I THINK BUT WHO CARES CUZ HOME COURT BABYYYY!!! 💜⚔️💜 #Valkyries #WNBASky #WNBA #winners #Ballhalla #Sparks
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Ride of the Valkyries
Alt: Valkyries Kaitlyn Chen riding on Veronica Burton’s back on the way to the basketball court
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS IS INSANE #WNBA #Valkyries
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OH MY FUCKING GOD GABBYYYYY #WNBA #Valkyries
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GABBYYYYY #Valkyries #WNBA
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intangble.bsky.social @intangble.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let's go Valks! Lets head to the playoffs on a win. #wnba
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maaaan I feel for the Sun’s fans and players. Whew.😭 #WNBASky #WNBA #SUN
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WNBA @wnba.com · 24/09/2026
Kelsey Mitchell and A’ja Wilson are the first players to eclipse 1,000 PTS in the SAME szn 🔥 We couldn't let the regular season end tonight without acknowledging the greatness they displayed scoring the rock #WNBASeason30
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
USDA Replaces Food Stamps With One Giant Rutabaga To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
“Unfortunately, we have reached the point where we either sell off President Kennedy’s skeleton to the highest bidder or lose the renowned cultural institution named after him entirely.” — Matt Floca, executive director
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Bankrupt Kennedy Center Auctions Off JFK’s Skeleton
WASHINGTON—Saying dire financial circumstances had left it with nothing but the most desperate option, the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts announced Monday that it had filed for bankrup...
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Accidentally cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world, bitch.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
“Hold still, R2—we were supposed to be there 15 minutes ago.” — George Lucas
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George Lucas Frantically Hosing Wasp Nest Out Of R2-D2 Before Museum Opening
SAN ANSELMO, CA—Cursing himself for ever thinking “this museum thing” was a good idea, a frantic George Lucas was reportedly hosing a wasp nest out of R2-D2 Monday ahead of the public opening of his n...
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course he has! What shall we call him? #BookSky
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Megan Kotte @roguestardust.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WTF
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strap-tap @strap-tap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lisa Leslie’s statue in Los Angeles #WNBA
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