Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025So awkward when all of these players go home and find out their wives have remarried. 2459752
FormerGregSamsa @formergregsamsa.bsky.social · 28/10/2025"When will my husband return from the World Series?" 010
Mark Ramos 🏳️🌈 @somark37.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Reminds me of the Pawtucket Red Sox (AAA) relief pitcher who arrived home after the 33rd inning only to find his wife waiting for him, demanding to know where he’d been until 3 in the morning. 130
Maria McGrath @ikycat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Thank you, Grant, for all the chuckles. You've made my night. 010
Dianne Thompson @corona-limes.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Only if they are marrying another ball player.. 010
donnadeka.bsky.social @donnadeka.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I thought it was funny when the announcer said the long-bearded pitcher had been clean shaven when the game started! 010
Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Mamiko has announced she is ready to remarry, and that she will choose whoever wins a home run derby with Shohei’s bat. None of the suitors can even put pine tar on the bat, though. 2783
WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Ohtani will restring his old bow and slay his wife's suitors. Sadly, his dog will die. 090
Just Jake @sphere10.bsky.social · 28/10/2025media.tenor.coma man in a mask is looking at a computer screen and saying nooooo !ALT: a man in a mask is looking at a computer screen and saying nooooo ! 020
Andrew R @aruschpler.bsky.social · 28/10/2025media.tenor.coman elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ...ALT: an elderly woman says it 's been 84 years ... 030
Susan NO DMs @rinative.bsky.social · 28/10/2025What’s the chance they married normal minded individuals? 010
Dr. Meredith Wills ⚾️⚾️👀 @bbl-astrophyscs.bsky.social · 28/10/2025At least one of them has probably already seen his wife on the kiss cam. 040
tweets mcgee is not changing his name to something else @smallupsetter.bsky.social · 28/10/2025Writing a letter from Dodger Stadium like I'm some Civil War guy. 170