BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Just bought a bookmark that doubles as a vibrator. Now every book gets a happy ending! 1217942 0
Captain Sasquatch @captainsasquatch.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Get vibrating glasses to cancel out the vibrating book. 010 0
James R. Strickland (he/him) @jamesrstrickland.com · 30/03/2026Shivers up your spine has a whole new meaning. 010 0
Bodega, Inc. @bodegainc.bsky.social · 31/03/2026FRIEND: So, you’ve finally finished that new book! How did you find the climax? BEAVE: You need to be way more specific. 010 0
Johnny Johnson @johnnyjohnson99.bsky.social · 30/03/2026If you use in the bible, the second coming becomes much more plausible. 020 0
There is no Zuul, only Kevin @hoatzin99.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I would "like" this, it's very funny, but I don't want to be #70 021 0
