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All posts are satire:Especially when true #LifeIs #Satire #ASDgoofball #IDontGiveAFuck #Resists #Resist ✌️ 😂 😆 😝 ♻️ #ASDMagneto #Autism #ASD

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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The Diarrhea Lettuce Company Has Been Linked to Forced Labor - Futurism #News So, aren’t we the pot calling the kettle black then? We’re going to tariff other nations for forced labor, but at the same time allow it in our own country?! #Hypocrisy #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#News Ask yourself: would you sit next to someone on public transit that looks like this?! Fuck no you wouldn’t. He looks like a man who just shit his pants just to annoy the rest of the city bus. #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Will the #Revolution be televised? No! But it sure will be #Streamed #Resist #News #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Jamie Raskin Firmly Grounds Trump's Qatar-Gifted Air Force One Plans - HuffPost #News So, if Trump can’t keep gifts from his term in office, what about the #NoblePeacePrize he was given by the actual winner as a gift? #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet - Futurism #FuckThat! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ #HackThePlanet time for some #DigitalPwnage #TechNews #News #Freedom
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#SerialKillers that voted #Republican. #TedBundy: Campaigned for Washington state Republican Party. At ‘68 #RNC as delegate. #HerbBaumeister: He joined College Republicans. #BTK: Registered republican. Local compliance officer. #Lutheran council president. #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
U.S. military hits commercial ship trying to reach Iran as peace talks continue - The Washington Post Two things: 1. #Trump says strait is international waters. 2. Isn’t attacking a cargo ship an act of #Piracy? #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Trump Moves to Deeply Censor the Entire Internet - Futurism #FuckThat! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ #HackThePlanet time for some #DigitalPwnage #TechNews #News #Freedom
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
U.S. military hits commercial ship trying to reach Iran as peace talks continue - The Washington Post Two things: 1. #Trump says strait is international waters. 2. Isn’t attacking a cargo ship an act of #Piracy? #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Harvard Graduation Speaker Unloads on AI in Profanity-Loaded Tirade, Prompting Cheers From Students: “I’m Here to Tell You the Mission of Your Generation Is to Destroy AI” - Futurism #News AI users love quoting #SciFi. But never quote #Dune series which is extremely #Anti-AI #ButlerianJihad #AI
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
#SerialKillers that voted #Republican. #TedBundy: Campaigned for Washington state Republican Party. At ‘68 #RNC as delegate. #HerbBaumeister: He joined College Republicans. #BTK: Registered republican. Local compliance officer. #Lutheran council president. #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wait, What?!?: Key Choice For Trump's Big D.C. Bash Mocked As 'A Little Too On The Nose' - HuffPost #News Two things: #1 If only #MilliVanilli had had access to AI back then… #2 Is anyone actually surprised that #Trump would hire #Fraudsters? #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Marvel Officially Unveils Incredible Wolverine Redesign - Screen Rant #Comics Here’s the thing about healing factors: You wouldn’t be buff at all because to build muscle your destroying a bit of your body to build for more dense muscles. Since you would heal that damage nothing would happen.
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump’s thinning hair steals the show on social media: ‘The crew at Hair Team 6 should be fired’ - The Independent #News That’s because they can’t afford a #TrumpHairPerson and hand makeup 💄 artist 🧑‍🎨 because the #TrumpHandPerson is drawing overtime… #LOL #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @bmeiselas.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#Politics I do not #Weave like #Trump. Like some hideous spider weaving its insidious web of deceit and lies. Instead I prefer to #Flow like the gentle trickle that can cut deep through even the thickest mountains or foundations. #Koan #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Trump’s thinning hair steals the show on social media: ‘The crew at Hair Team 6 should be fired’ - The Independent #News That’s because they can’t afford a #TrumpHairPerson and hand makeup 💄 artist 🧑‍🎨 because the #TrumpHandPerson is drawing overtime… #LOL #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @bmeiselas.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#Koan People are a storm like a hurricane, we are the eye of the storm. We see the things we have broken after we have broken them, but knowing after our passing more damage will be wrought but still the storm goes forward until like the wind we are done with our rage. #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ #Think
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Trump Goes On Long Tangent About Why He Kept Calling Melania ‘Melody’ - HuffPost #News And the winner of oldest old man complaint goes to… #Trump #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#Democrats Get dirty come these upcoming elections. Sometimes it takes a bastard to beat a #Bastard! @governor.ca.gov gets it I believe. I’d endorse him from what I see so far. He’s good at being a real shit when he has to be. Keep being shitty bro! 😎I dig 🪏 it! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Washington installs the wrong flags ahead of the King’s US visit - The Independent #News I just, I can’t… who… how… I’m in a perpetual state of ummm what? @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#News 100% of an asshole is an asshole. 200% of an asshole is 2 more assholes. 300% of an asshole is 3 more assholes. 400% of an asshole is 4 more assholes. 500% of an asshole is 5 more assholes. 600% of an asshole is… a #TrumpCabinet full of #Assholes. #Math #LOL #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
#Democrats Get dirty come these upcoming elections. Sometimes it takes a bastard to beat a #Bastard! @governor.ca.gov gets it I believe. I’d endorse him from what I see so far. He’s good at being a real shit when he has to be. Keep being shitty bro! 😎I dig 🪏 it! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Washington installs the wrong flags ahead of the King’s US visit - The Independent #News I just, I can’t… who… how… I’m in a perpetual state of ummm what? @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
#News 100% of an asshole is an asshole. 200% of an asshole is 2 more assholes. 300% of an asshole is 3 more assholes. 400% of an asshole is 4 more assholes. 500% of an asshole is 5 more assholes. 600% of an asshole is… a #TrumpCabinet full of #Assholes. #Math #LOL #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
#Buddhist There is no #Present by the time you realize the present it has is the #Past or the #PotentialFuture. The point of #Meditation is to create an open #PresienceState. To open one’s self to all #Possibilities. To be in the #Now. #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ #RageAgainstTheDyingOfTheLight #FaQuan #FuckTrump
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#LuLu approves… #ResistanceCat #✌️⭕️✌️
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Enlightenme @enlightenme.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
~ ~ You might interpret this pose as "Please pet my tummy." Don't be fooled. It is NOT. It's a dare.
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#News @meiselasb.bsky.social This is how we treat our active duty military, deployed to what is 100% the front line?! Our friends and fucking family?! Uhhh #FuckThat! How about we remove some of that shite looking gold filigree from the oval and feed our service members? #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#News What dipshit ordered a seizure of #TheStraitOfHormuz in a siege assault/strategy/action that even the biggest fucktard of the medieval era wouldn’t have even attempted without at least some supply chain established?! #TrumpAndHesgeth are #Fucktards! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️#Dangerous and #UselessIdiots
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@meiselasb.bsky.social again this is a picture of your broadcast. Go back and look objectively at that fucked poc marked nose, other photos look like he may be using filler on that ugly, nasty, coked up nose of his
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#News @meiselasb.bsky.social Has anyone considered that #TrumpsDementia is a symptom of a #TrumpSTD such as #Syphilis?! Maybe because of #KingGeorge no one wants to see the obvious… look at the symptoms other than literally #Dementia, look at him rotting before our eyes #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ zoom on nose 👃
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#News No makeup filler versus the whitest Rudolf nose ever… @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#News No makeup filler versus the whitest Rudolf nose ever… @meiselasb.bsky.social
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#News If you think the US doesn’t have former #ChildSoldiers then look no further than any kids with #Autism in a #GatewayProgram such as #GAT or worse even, the more “structured” #TAG, in the 80s-90s that in now declassified documents says… #FuckThat 💩 We need to sue for child abuse! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#News @meiselasb.bsky.social Has anyone considered that #TrumpsDementia is a symptom of a #TrumpSTD such as #Syphilis?! Maybe because of #KingGeorge no one wants to see the obvious… look at the symptoms other than literally #Dementia, look at him rotting before our eyes #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ zoom on nose 👃
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
#News If you think the US doesn’t have former #ChildSoldiers then look no further than any kids with #Autism in a #GatewayProgram such as #GAT or worse even, the more “structured” #TAG, in the 80s-90s that in now declassified documents says… #FuckThat 💩 We need to sue for child abuse! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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Pen2Net @pen2net.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Is this too much? 🤣
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#News What dipshit ordered a seizure of #TheStraitOfHormuz in a siege assault/strategy/action that even the biggest fucktard of the medieval era wouldn’t have even attempted without at least some supply chain established?! #TrumpAndHesgeth are #Fucktards! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️#Dangerous and #UselessIdiots
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#News @meiselasb.bsky.social This is how we treat our active duty military, deployed to what is 100% the front line?! Our friends and fucking family?! Uhhh #FuckThat! How about we remove some of that shite looking gold filigree from the oval and feed our service members? #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#News #Trump and his and #EpsteinEliteCohorts don’t seem to understand what profiteering from markets via #WarCrimes means post 2028 election means. It’s called #Recouping #IllGottenGains it will all be recouped and the profits as well. And they will face #RICOCharges for #Rackateering #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
#News The last time I checked I thought we weren’t living in #StarWarsEpisode|||, but… I suppose I was wrong because it seems are legislative bodies are getting #FuckedHardByTrump without him even spitting on it or giving a #ReachAround to #AmericanCitizens #FuckTrump #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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seacat77.bsky.social @seacat77.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#News What in the actual fuck is up with #TrumpsNose? Dude looks like he has syphilis. #Seriously does he have syphilis? The signs are there, and given his #RapistNature it makes sense of the physical and mental decline and appearance of insanity… #25thAmendmentNow #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ #MyOpinion
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
#News Signing a #Bill or #ExecutiveOrder with a fucking #Sharpie is so freaking #Ridiculous!!! #WTF is next? Will #Trump start signing in fucking #Crayon?! What a #Dementia rattled #FatOrangeChild! #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Problem with our use of advanced technology offensive operations : Any enemy, perceived enemy can now hinder our forward operational capabilities. This is bad. You don’t show your hand 🃏 until you’re on defense. This prevents countermeasures being developed by the enemy. #Stupid #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️#News
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Trump believed coming across as ‘unstable and insulting’ in controversial posts could ‘bring the Iranians to the table,’ report says - The Independent #News Right… Because threatening the #PersianEmpire has worked so well historically. #LOL #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Trump’s auto-loan interest tax break is off to sluggish start - POLITICO #News uhhh 🤔 yeah… People have to be able to pay for gas or increase in electricity to afford a vehicle in the first place #Idiot #Dumbatards #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️ @politico.com
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
You know what the #StarWars series needs? A fucking #AmericanPie style #RaunchyComedy. I used to love the franchise but now it’s totally #CuntKnuckle. But… throw some it’s #AlwaysSunny style humor in and you got yourself a #Banger. #LOL #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
#New I can think of two #InsanePeople in human history who fought windmills: #DonaldTrump and #DonQuixote. Both were aging and likely suffered from #Dementia. #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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donald trump says the wind is blowing today
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#ASDMagneto @cootalu.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I just started #Pluribus Episode 2 and I’m like, fuck… Just once I’d like a movie or show portraying just how difficult digging a hole is, and lol, yeah they showed it 🤪. Got to break sod with a pickax then dig, wet, and more pickax lol. Unless #Military omg they just said the pickax… #Resist #✌️⭕️✌️
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