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mortdelapeur.bsky.social

@mortdelapeur.bsky.social
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Retired engineer. Really funny (for an engineer) Reside in Western New York. Married (Sorry ladies)

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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 11h
Department of Snuff Film
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Catch twenty five. Congress has to be less crazy than the president.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Don't ask questions and then turn off comments. Is this the new fangled way kids talk to themselves?
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
We should put President Obama on the 251 dollar bill.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
"Make America great again" The mark of the beast.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Hungary for change!
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think we need this right now. youtu.be/DU-RuR-qO4Y?...
youtu.be
Leonard Cohen - Democracy (Official Video)
YouTube video by LeonardCohenVEVO
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
With gas prices so high, how could you afford to get here? I ran.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
If the days are getting lighter and lighter, why am I getting heavier?
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Can we make a memory care facility called the White Home that looks like the White House? Then get Trump in there ASAP!
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Isn't annoying when someone posts a question, then turns off comments?
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Seeing how the large number of views for Kimmel on streaming apps, it makes me wonder if broadcast viewership numbers are being fudged to drive advertisers to streaming.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Is Hegseth going to decapitate the military?
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I really hope they find that autism is caused by a virus, and develop a vaccine for it.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Avocado Toast Barrel
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
After NASA identified an asteroid on track to hit earth, the Trump administration outlawed telescopes.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
High levels of lead in Gen X. Is this why it's so hard to stand up in the morning?
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Stephen Colbert for president!
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
The symbol of the Republicans party should change from the elephant to the hippo-crite.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
People would rather get paid $1,500/week with no taxes than $2,500/week and pay $800/week in taxes. People are dumb.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I'm staying at a friend's house so I can't take the time to be very funny right now.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Maybe Zelenskyy should say that Ukraine has an illegal immigrant problem, and he needs help deporting them back to Russia.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
FOCUS - THEY'RE SENDING INNOCENT PEOPLE TO FOREIGN PRISONS.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
70%-80% of MEGA is glad the market is crashing. They don't own stocks. They didn't get rich when it was going up so they don't feel like it is going to affect them going down. They won't feel it till layoffs, and they still might not make the connection.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Patriot Pastries!
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Chad Steele: "Trump is a fascist idiot that is going to destroy the economy and shit on the constitution." Donald Trump: "I'm enacting 200% tariffs on steel from Chad!"
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
This one weird trick keeps you from getting measles!
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Let's figure out how to use stupidity for good instead of evil.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Stop fighting culture wars. It's a game of wack-a-mole. The class war will still be lost even if all the culture wars are won. Then new and dumber culture wars will start. The class war needs to be won by labor, not the asset class. Why do you think ownership is 9/10s of the law? They wrote the law!
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I feel like there's a special place in heaven for me. I scroll through the replies and if I see my response, I don't reply.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Well you have to admit, now that Trump is president the price of eggs seems pretty unimportant now.
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
What do you call two words that listen the same but have different meanings? Hearing aid - hidden Earpods - conspicuous
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mortdelapeur.bsky.social @mortdelapeur.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
"Violent Femmes 40th anniversary with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra" IS FRIGGIN KICK ASS! #ViolentFemmes #Punk #PBS
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