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Trollin', Trollin', Trollin', hemorrhoids are swollen, keep those texts a rolling. Bluesky

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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
IRONY: Parks workers who would be tasked with removing the Epstein "Friends" statue are on furlough.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays. "Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..." "So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time" "When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@jimmykimmel.com I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays. "Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..." "So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time" "When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
@georgetakei.bsky.social I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays. "Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..." "So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time" "When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I've been practicing my opening remarks for family over the holidays. Uhmm... "Look, I know my opinion is not welcome here..." "So, I'll say one thing and shut up for the rest of the time" "When you're ready to apologize to me for electing Donald Trump... I'm ready to listen"
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Thomas Jacob Sanford suspected gunman at the Michigan church.... Just another unhinged leftist.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Nexstar Internal Memo Defends Pulling Jimmy Kimmel Show: “No One Has An Unlimited Right To Say Whatever They Want On A Talk Show” Substitute "to Free Speech" for "An Unlimited Right To Say Whatever They Want" it's the same thing
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
@jimmykimmel.com This year's BEST Halloween costume Materials: (2) Pieces of foam rubber 4'X4'X1" (2) Lengths of red ribbon 1" wide (1) Black marker 1. Sandwich yourself between the foam rubber 2. Run the ribbon to look like rubber bands 3. Write "EPSTEIN" across the front and back
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
PLEASE REPOST This year's BEST Halloween costume Materials: (2) Pieces of foam rubber 4'X4'X1" (2) Lengths of red ribbon 1" wide (1) Black marker 1. Sandwich yourself between the foam rubber 2. Run the ribbon to look like rubber bands 3. Write "EPSTEIN" across the front and back #Halloween
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
100% of all marijuana users started on milk... ...milk is a gateway drug #old
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@johnfugelsang.bsky.social The most blasphemous thing any Christian can say is... "I am going to heaven, and you are not."
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Deportee (Plane Wreck At Los Gatos) share.google/klBxq7K54fwr...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Supporting NATO?.... Supporting the UN?... What is Trump up too?
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
It has been over 50 years since the release of the Pentagon Papers. 7000 pages that showed both executive and legislative malfeasance that ultimately brought down the Nixon administration. Ellsberg had guts... Any takers?
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The problem with martyrs, is that they are never around to comment on the way they are being portrayed.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Being old does give one perspective. I keep having flashbacks to Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby. If Tyler Robinson identifies as a right wing conservative, are they going to allow him to state that fact in public?
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Meet the new propaganda arm of the conservative right- Nexstar Media Group, Inc. is a leading diversified media company that produces and distributes engaging local and national news, sports and entertainment content across its television and digital platforms.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Of course Wembanyama loves space.... He's already half way there!
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
The country is being run by the five "C"s Crooked Caucasian Conservative Christians (with a) Cock
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
This whole Charlie Kirk thing is giving the right exactly what they want... Boundaries
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The most blasphemous thing any Christian can say is... "I am going to heaven, and you are not."
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
"all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword" (Matthew 26:52) “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights,” Charlie Kirk
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Is it too early in this authoritarian regime to bring up the possibility of public executions?
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So I see Cracker Barrel is living up to its name... Grandma's biscuits... Grandpa's politics.... kimatv.com/news/nation-...
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Cracker Barrel bringing back handmade biscuits, dropping DEI initiatives
Cracker Barrel announced it is bringing back its handmade biscuits by popular demand.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
@georgetakei.bsky.social What's the difference between Charlie Kirk and every other victim of gun violence?.…. Not a damn thing!
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
What's the difference between Charlie Kirk and every other victim of gun violence?.…. Not a damn thing!
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I say.... BRING IT ON!... Put those morons in front of a seasoned reporter and give them plenty of rope.. CBS Abruptly Changes Editing Rules After Attacks From Administration - The New York Times share.google/dXP0qGOoqvxM...
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CBS Abruptly Changes Editing Rules After Attacks From Administration
The Sunday show “Face the Nation” will no longer edit recorded interviews with newsmakers. The administration accused the network of deceptively editing an appearance of the homeland security secretary.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
#Marvel Here's your Squirrel Girl Star Trek: Strange New Worlds: Melissa Navia Talks Ortegas' Gorn Episode share.google/PQseRJSzd5ks...
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‘Star Trek: Strange New Worlds’ Star Melissa Navia’s Spotlight Episode Is So Intense, She Was Told She Could ‘Shoot a Marvel Film After’ It
"Star Trek: Strange New Worlds" star Melissa Navia discusses her spotlight episode for Lt. Ortegas, acting opposite a giant Gorn, and why filming it prepared her for a Marvel movie.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Weaponizing Transparency www.axios.com/2025/09/04/e...
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DOJ deputy chief: Government will "redact every Republican" from Epstein client list
The deputy chief later said his comments were not based on what he's learned from his role at the DOJ.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
NEWS FLASH .--.-.. Donald Trump plans to change the name of the Department of Defense to The Department of Retribution
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Hmmmmm. Just sayin' The main South American oil-producing and reserving countries are Brazil, Venezuela, Colombia, Guyana, and Argentina, with Brazil, Colombia, and Venezuela currently leading in production. Venezuela has the largest proven reserves.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
It's one thing to watch this kind of thing as entertainment.. Quite another to live it every day.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
What is it with Fascists and trains? In fact, there's an old saying about Mussolini that goes something like this: "Mussolini made the trains run on time." Sure, fascism is an often brutal model of efficient government, at least the trains were newly punctual.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
To properly retire an American flag, it should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning. www.newsnationnow.com/politics/tru...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
We're there other crossing nearby that were also painted? When was this scheduled? Was there any overtime associated with this work? Are you literally erasing history? www.cbsnews.com/news/pulse-n...
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Rainbow crosswalk outside Pulse nightclub in Orlando painted over by state, mayor says: "A cruel political act"
Orlando Mayor Buddy Dyer and others reacted to the removal of the rainbow crosswalk outside the Pulse nightclub, the site of a massacre in 2016.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
@christianitytoday.com "sympathy" is "empathy" from a distance.... Jesus was never distant! apnews.com/article/cons...
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Is empathy a sin? Some conservative Christians argue it can be
Some voices on the Christian right are arguing the virtue of empathy has become a vice. Those Christians claim empathy can manipulate people into accepting what they see as sins, like abortion access ...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
"sympathy" is "empathy" from a distance.... Jesus was never distant! apnews.com/article/cons...
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Is empathy a sin? Some conservative Christians argue it can be
Some voices on the Christian right are arguing the virtue of empathy has become a vice. Those Christians claim empathy can manipulate people into accepting what they see as sins, like abortion access ...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@ukrainematters.bsky.social Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he has done... Zelenskyy has earned it for what he hasn't...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@pravda.ua Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he has done... Zelenskyy has earned it for what he hasn't...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@meanwhileua.bsky.social Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he has done... Zelenskyy has earned it for what he hasn't...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
@uptoukraine.bsky.social Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he has done... Zelenskyy has earned it for what he hasn't...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Trump thinks he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for what he has done... Zelenskyy has earned it for what he hasn't...
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
I really like the new hurricane tracker app I got for my phone. They call the forecast "5 Day Uncertainty Track" ....like "We have no real idea where this is going... But here.. look at this"
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Zelenskyy- "Why won't anyone listen to me? I'm involved in this too!!!" Putin- "Quiet!" Trump- "Mommy and Daddy are talking '
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Trump in DC is like someone disciplining your child.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Look!!! Look!!! A shiny thing!!
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Pam Bondi orders grand jury probe of Obama administration review of 2016 election
Past probes, including two conducted by Republicans, found no such crimes. Democrats have accused Bondi of trying to distract attention from the Jeffrey Epstein scandal.
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ChipChart @chipchart.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
@gtconway.bsky.social “No one can be that wrong? We need accurate Jobs Numbers,” Trump wrote. “She will be replaced with someone much more competent and qualified. Important numbers like this must be fair and accurate, they can’t be manipulated for political purposes.” Pot calls the kettle a whore
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