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Max Sloan

@maxsloan.blog
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Wide-eyed nightmare haver, sports(ish) blogger and editor at Tar Heel Blog, occasionally accidentally earnest online App-uh-LATCH-in

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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 3h
was wondering why my gritty mafia-adjacent script keeps getting passed on until i found out the super badass line my villain delivers in the climactic scene got stolen by gas station toys, i'm livid
whack 'em footbags

legally distinct from hacky sacks
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
tie ballgame, wheeeew
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
App State on some sick shit 😤
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
Appalachian State not exactly covering themselves in glory, looks like the fear of any broadcast that isn't ESPN+ continues
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
qb draw on 3rd and 6 i'm gonna become the joker
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
the team from Raleigh is so punk-ass
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
CJ Bailey hurting from running into his own tackling
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
I think that should've been App State's ball, tbh, no way if that running back had broken free for the endzone that they would've said his forward progress was stopped
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026
I love being able to hear the discussion during the review, unironically such a value add
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
I would prefer for Appalachian State to beat the team from Raleigh this evening, and I fully plan to be a Nuisance Online about it, prepare accordingly
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
Good night of livin' Tennessee what were y'all doing
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026
found 'em
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 20/09/2026
Tre'von Moehrig throwing a block el oh el
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
DeBoer fixin' to wind up at a pig farm somewhere outside of Tuscaloosa
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
Why Won't God Blow Up The Sun? A Tar Heel Memoir
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
State Shit undefeated
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026
CJ Bailey point shaving
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026
new crj AND new fire emblem this week? insufferable dorks are EATING (it's me, i'm insufferable dorks)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 17/09/2026
making myself eat Actual Lunch for the first time this week
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 17/09/2026
wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
Lane looking shell-shocked
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 17/09/2026
unc football brutally attacking unc football with unc football
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 16/09/2026
cleaned the house last weekend and now i can't find my shoes
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 15/09/2026
hey gang, setting aside the obvious, do we reckon it ought to be "too many chicken and dumplings" or "too much chicken and dumplings"
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 15/09/2026
the conference room i'm sitting in for this work call is just...subtly vibrating? i feel like i'm losing it (even more than usual)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 07/09/2026
happy labor day
mellow rock coastal GRANDMOTHER monday afternoon
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/09/2026
B R U H referees
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/09/2026
wack
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 06/09/2026
Whittinghamn't
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
"holy shit they're never gonna believe what the score of the oregon game is"
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
pure professional already grinding tape for next year's draft
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
*ducks*
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
noise state
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
what the fuck is the noise that plays when ESPN+ games are on commercial break
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
I regret to inform you that Appalachian State TE Darrin Fugitt's name isn't pronounced the funny way
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
intrusive thought of a doctor diagnosing you with rabies to the Farmers Insurance jingle
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
boise getting noise
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
Dowell you gotta give up on the visor, bud, that bald spot is getting TORCHED
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
duck con fit on that play imo
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
YOUR Appalachian State Mountaineers are picking up right where they left off (turning over the ball in the red zone)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
We've gotten both Song 2 and Hot In Herre as bumpers today, we are so back
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Jackie Sloan @jackiesloan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ugh pirate
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
evidently not
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
is the corn sweating yet?
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
i would like to buy a vowel
hryszko
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
No Quarter (🫣)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
Mike Golic Jr. is really good at his job
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
Nebraska, football's greatest mistake
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
UNC can't lose today 🥰
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
No Quarter (😥)
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Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026
West By God frying some chicken at the moment, you love to see it
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