Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 3hwas wondering why my gritty mafia-adjacent script keeps getting passed on until i found out the super badass line my villain delivers in the climactic scene got stolen by gas station toys, i'm livid 010
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026Appalachian State not exactly covering themselves in glory, looks like the fear of any broadcast that isn't ESPN+ continues 010
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026I think that should've been App State's ball, tbh, no way if that running back had broken free for the endzone that they would've said his forward progress was stopped 020
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 27/09/2026I love being able to hear the discussion during the review, unironically such a value add 250
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 26/09/2026I would prefer for Appalachian State to beat the team from Raleigh this evening, and I fully plan to be a Nuisance Online about it, prepare accordingly 050
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 19/09/2026DeBoer fixin' to wind up at a pig farm somewhere outside of Tuscaloosa 030
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 18/09/2026new crj AND new fire emblem this week? insufferable dorks are EATING (it's me, i'm insufferable dorks) 020
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 16/09/2026cleaned the house last weekend and now i can't find my shoes 110
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 15/09/2026hey gang, setting aside the obvious, do we reckon it ought to be "too many chicken and dumplings" or "too much chicken and dumplings" 540
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 15/09/2026the conference room i'm sitting in for this work call is just...subtly vibrating? i feel like i'm losing it (even more than usual) 020
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026"holy shit they're never gonna believe what the score of the oregon game is" 100
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026pure professional already grinding tape for next year's draft 000
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026what the fuck is the noise that plays when ESPN+ games are on commercial break 120
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026I regret to inform you that Appalachian State TE Darrin Fugitt's name isn't pronounced the funny way 240
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026intrusive thought of a doctor diagnosing you with rabies to the Farmers Insurance jingle 041
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026Dowell you gotta give up on the visor, bud, that bald spot is getting TORCHED 000
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026YOUR Appalachian State Mountaineers are picking up right where they left off (turning over the ball in the red zone) 040
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026We've gotten both Song 2 and Hot In Herre as bumpers today, we are so back 030
Max Sloan @maxsloan.blog · 05/09/2026West By God frying some chicken at the moment, you love to see it 000