Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 12/03/2024Whilst I can appreciate the design, I am not sure If I could live with a giant flaming eye suspended in my living room.. It would be like having Sauron as a room mate, after he had been kicked out of his Mount Doom apartment and just moped about... 3021118
unixjunk1e @unixjunk1e.bsky.social · 14/03/2024Sauron: sits around all day complaining about how the system was always rigged in Viggo's favor... 010
Kategod 🐉🧿🦑𓅛🪬 @kategodart.northsky.social · 12/03/2024how do you even clean something like that, holy hell 120
blakeyrat 2000 🐀 @blakeyrat.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Now do that crazy wicker chair, with the super-tiny back you'd fall right off of 000
he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Plus the temptation to pack it with weed and have a smoke out in the mezzanine, you just need an angle grinder and a couple packs of chewing gum, an old push pop tube and you’re golden 030
Kaia Vintr @kaiavintr.bsky.social · 12/03/2024I would be the party guest who keeps turning around to see why everyone is yelling at them to watch out, and then bumping into it 220
Groceries @crisiscake.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Like a bathysphere for satan to pop down to earth from the hellmouth in the atic 010
TitaniumMan @titaniumman.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Whoever specified that must have missed the lecture in architecture school about how form is supposed to follow function. 000
Pat G @patg63.bsky.social · 12/03/2024I'd be concerned about the stovepipe failing and a ball full of flaming coals dropping onto my wooden floors. 220
JaimeL @jaimel.bsky.social · 12/03/2024I can’t imagine how that’s insulated enough to be safe but radiates enough heat to be effective. 010
LonelyLupine @lonelylupine.bsky.social · 13/03/2024I question the wisdom of having a fireplace like that right in the middle of natural walking paths. Seems like a great way for accidental contact. 000
Christopher Mark Rose @chrisrose.bsky.social · 12/03/2024No obvious place to stack firewood ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Samantha biobabbler @biobabbler.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Absolutely not. Too nervous a sort to have that. There's a reason I married a calm, quiet, unflappable person. 😊 020
b33ts @b33ts.bsky.social · 12/03/2024“bro sick bong, what kinda flower you got in there?” “Nah, that’s just my roommate, Sauron” 000
Alison Rodger @alisonro.bsky.social · 12/03/2024Why didn't they hang it on front of the pillar, y'know equidistant between the beam & the ceiling change? That's what would drive me nuts. 000
Jamie Hannigan @jamiedotdotdot.bsky.social · 12/03/2024also, the temptation to risk doing a fireman’s pole slide and burning your nether regions would be… unfeasible 040
Red Dog @red-dog.xyz · 12/03/2024Aw, cut the guy some slack. He's down on his luck and having to take what work he can... 020
The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 12/03/2024There's a giant in the room above doing crack. 020
The Mtthulhu Smythos @teamsmithy.bsky.social · 12/03/2024There's a giant in the room above doing crack. 010
PlanetSaver66_DevilsBrigade @scoobydoobie.bsky.social · 12/03/2024not only that , the pipe connections can come loose over time not to mention hitting with something and knockin it loose 000