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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 24/09/2026
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 14/07/2024
A badge for my American expat friends:
A badge with a Stars & Stripes flag boiling in a pot that reads "Please don't ask me about my country"
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 14/07/2024
definitely a good evening to do something cosy before waking up to whatever insane fuckery tomorrow brings
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Do yourself a favor and get familiar with the conceit of accelerationism.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
the "violence shook this previously peaceful white christian nationalist rally railing against the vermin tainting the blood of the country" stories are going to destroy me
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 14/07/2024
wow you can scroll back through Bluesky this afternoon and see where the tone changed like a tidemark
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 13/07/2024
me listening to new music that uses mp3 compression as a nostalgic lo-fi filter: thanks I hate it
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 12/07/2024
The world is being held hostage by vain old men who can’t see past the end of their own lifespans, of course the current discourse is infuriating
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 11/07/2024
“Hurricane” is Cruz’s secretary, who looked at the schedule and said “Christopher who?”
RNZ headline reading “Hurricane cancels Luxon’s meeting with Ted Cruz”
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 07/07/2024
Just discovered an unopened chilled energy drink by the side of the road near my house. This is obviously a test.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 04/07/2024
Astounding victory predicted for UK Labour, can’t wait to see what they’ll fail to do with it.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 04/07/2024
the FSU is really doing us a service by gathering together the absolutely worst people in the country and giving them a logo
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 01/07/2024
over the next four months we’re going to see the US slide faster and faster down a smooth ceramic slope, scrabble briefly and desperately on the edge, then plunge into a dark, unknown future.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
If you’re keeping track of the United States, today is the day the boat cracks in half and half of it points up towards the sky.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 01/07/2024
Somewhere, Nixon is growling “You jammy, jammy, bastard”
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 29/06/2024
Nice try, Torvill and Dean.
Guardian headline reading “French Court rules Boléro was Ravel’s work alone”
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 28/06/2024
Watching the brain-numbingly earnest coverage before the US presidential debate starts is convincing me that voting in the American election is way too important to be left to actual Americans.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 27/06/2024
gonna head down the road to this later #Matariki
Ad for Ōtaki’s 2024 Matariki market
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 27/06/2024
Just a little repost for the fam 😎
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 27/06/2024
I picked up JC’s ashes today and now I’m staring at the world’s saddest little box.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 18/06/2024
Did she shout “MOVE YER BLOOMIN’ ARSE” at Ascot?
Stuff headline that reads “Princess Catherine’s comeback channels Audrey Hepburn in My Fair Lady”
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LostArcNZ @lostarcnz.bsky.social · 09/06/2024
To raise money for my Pasifika Group at school (for costumes), we are running a raffle. Each raffle is limited to 100 tickets and there are 2. The winner receives a piece of my art (pieces below) of their choice, normally $295 each for the small size. Tickets are $5. If you are interested DM me.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 10/06/2024
Ōtaki’s weekly “appear in the news headlines for a non-stupid reason” challenge failure.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 09/06/2024
It’s cold today, so he’s going to do his damnedest to sit on me for the next 11 hours.
Black cat on a lap
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 06/06/2024
🚨AoNZ relevancy klaxon 🚨
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 03/06/2024
Went for a walk along Tasman Rd, a 2km straight line through Ōtaki’s dairy fields, and there was a guy behind me walking his ex-racing greyhound, so every couple of minutes 30kg of pure joy would blat past me in the dark at 60km/h 🐕💨
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
Maipi-Clarke is very much a voice of the future, stranded in a continuously-disappointing present. She makes everyone else sound antiquated whenever she opens her mouth. #NZpol
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
What I'm wearing for the revolution
Special Weapons Dalek
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
Peters criticising Hipkins for being low-energy is a bit much, dude sounds like he's in an iron lung.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
Budget Day is a celebration of the aspects of the NZ character I like the least; smug, anti-intellectual, self-righteous, gleeful punching down. A git bacchanalia.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
I now have a Pavlovian reaction to Seymour, he opens his mouth and I think "you smuuuuuuug cuuuuunt"
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
Admittedly, this is a fantastic budget if you're a multimillionaire landlord who doesn't expect to be alive in 20 years. #NZpol
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
Keep up, everyone! #NZPol
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
lollllllllll
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
Thursday mood:
A deflated black cat
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 30/05/2024
I was a top English student in NZ, but then spent 2 years in a US curriculum where the grammar kicked my arse. It’s actually surprisingly useful to know.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 29/05/2024
The 3 budget questions today: “What large amount of money am I getting that I don’t really need?” “What small amount of money am I getting that I desperately need?” “What large amount of my small amount of money is being taken away from me to pay for that first one?”
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Dan @danxduran.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
The worst thing about making records is having to shamelessly promote them so it seems worthwhile. Anyway, here's all the streaming/download links for my new Anecdata album 'Obsolete' in one place. hyperfollow.com/anecdata
hyperfollow.com
Anecdata by
Stream and Save Anecdata - Distributed by DistroKid
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 27/05/2024
Me reading any news whatsoever in 2024:
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 27/05/2024
When I had a national platform for my half-baked reckons, my chief considerations were “Is this spelt correctly, and does it make me look cool?” Now they would be “Does this make me a useful idiot, and can it be weaponised to hurt people?”
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 25/05/2024
Two days and no DMs? Where’s my horny Bluesky at?
A Bluesky sicko
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 24/05/2024
A spittingly fizzy and furious album about here and now:
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 24/05/2024
googling “when you turn the lights on suddenly do cats know it’s you and do they hold grudges”
A solemn black cat wrapped in a blanket
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 22/05/2024
scrolling the Guardian and briefly thinking that the world had become a safer place:
Guardian headline reading “Severe turbulence: 73 year-old passenger dies after ‘dramatic drop’ on London to Singapore flight” above a photo of Donald Trump
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 19/05/2024
If I'd gone through what the UK has gone through in the past decade, I'd probably put musical numbers in Doctor Who, too.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 16/05/2024
I’m not saying 2024 is cursed or anything, but it looks like now is a good time to stockpile chocolate. 🍫
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 12/05/2024
ME: well I missed the aurora but at least it wasn’t visible in Ōtaki - I haven’t seen any photos. (is immediately sent Ōtaki photos)
The aurora as seen from Ōtaki
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 11/05/2024
I WAS UNDER A CAT 😾
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 11/05/2024
I would’ve gone outside to look at the aurora, but I’m currently under a cat.
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Grant❤️‍🔥Buist @grantbuist.com · 11/05/2024
I have a joke about Sisyphus, but it’s a bit repetitive
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