George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 25/03/2025We have truly entered the Age of Onanocracy*. (*Government by w#nkers) 922679436
Jenny Shepherd @green--jenny.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Think it's been going on for quite a while already 020
Frannie, herself. @frannieoh.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Leave Onan out of this! He didn’t do anything wrooong! 😩 000
Panoscouse @panoscouse.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I've heard that kinda activity makes you go blind. That'd explain maga's not seeing what tRump n Co are doing 020
Nancy @boomersinthehouse.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Good one. Implies not only wanking itself but staring at one’s own tool in admiration. 030
A TACO per Day Keeps Donald Enraged @bluepainted.bsky.social · 25/03/2025We also would have expected "Government by jerk offs" but I like where your brain is. 000
hummingbird1963.bsky.social @hummingbird1963.bsky.social · 25/03/2025One of the funniest topics I’ve seen and followed. Thanks! I rarely get to read fun things! 030
Steve Webster @croft1a.bsky.social · 25/03/2025No I think you’ll find it’s the Arseholocene Somebody chooses these wankers 1110
gregstuartk.bsky.social @gregstuartk.bsky.social · 25/03/2025DOGE - Department of Onanocratic Government Eejits. 040
Dr Jennifer Jones @jenniferewc.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Thank you for coining the term - the existing ones really weren’t doing this situation justice. 010
Frank Shinneman @fshinneman.norcal.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2025@georgemonbiot.bsky.social USHOW (House of W# kers) 020
Sonny_R 🏴🍉🏳🌈 @sonoyami.bsky.social · 25/03/2025No, we're in the age of kakisto-kleptocracy 000
Pamela Fiore... and live alone in the bee-loud glade @pfiore8.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I think we might have even passed that milestone George. 😬 030
JaxBBax @jaxbbax.bsky.social · 25/03/2025media.tenor.coma teddy bear sits on top of a box that says you 're patheticALT: a teddy bear sits on top of a box that says you 're pathetic 000
quick13 @quick13.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I still think Kleptocracy is the best fit, bloody thieves. 000
Jane @craftybathcat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The word ‘entered’ is doing some heavy lifting there. We’ve been in it for quite a while but the current volume has made it more evident. 040
Soloman Smith @solomansmith.bsky.social · 25/03/2025And clearly, just under half of Americans are "onancrats"* for putting this shower in the house. 000
Rich @richjvann.bsky.social · 25/03/2025From the perspective that they should be operating the U.S. government in good faith service to Americans as well as the rest of the world, they are w#nkers. But from the perspective they are working to destroy the country, they are competent, efficient and expeditious. The latter is more plausible. 010
🕸godhatesyeeeest🕷 @godhatesyeast.bsky.social · 25/03/2025if you ever wondered what would happen if they put delta house in charge of the pentagon—here you go 000
Mael (Slava Ukraini🇺🇦) (🫶 women in 🇮🇷) @maelp.bsky.social · 25/03/2025In France it started with Sarkozy (the biggest wanker), so we had plenty of time to learn 000
Nick Robinson @freethechimp.com · 25/03/2025Why would anyone ever explain a joke? You insult both your audience and yourself. 110
Barsha Foxman (Bassareus Nyktelios) @barsha-foxman.bsky.social · 25/03/2025You can just say 'wanker' George, this is the internet. 000
Jim Kartman @kartman111.bsky.social · 26/03/2025America would be a better place if we used the term “wanker” more often 050
Dave Haldiman @opposablethumbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I've received a leak from a reliable source that this is where the U.S. Intelligence Community keeps its messaging servers. 020
Adam from Glasgow @1707unsubscribe.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Brings an unexpected thought of comfort upon the realisation that (luckily ) the pancreatic cancer still remains being that thing 000
bigsizey.bsky.social @bigsizey.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Is that anything to do with MUFC goalkeeping 010
David McCulloch @photodave.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Always good to learn a new word. Especially one so apt. 000
Mike Brady @mikebrady.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Musk is now going after Canada. He is already boosting Pierre Poilievre for Prime Minister. Musk’s post on X shown here has 38 million views. Musk backs politicians who will kill net zero. Explanation of why, and how to stop Musk, in the article in post 2. 1/2 232
As within, so without @tippedbeaker.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Consider the unfairness to w#nkers. 😢 000
Fred"EAT THE RICH"Garvin @fgarvins2.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Easy there, big fella! I have to rip one off just to get out of bed in the morning.. 000
PD @usasocal.bsky.social · 25/03/2025THIS! Is what an attack from within looks like MAGA! You are the ones getting hit first and the hardest by the felon you voted for! 010
Paul Bittlestone @paulbittlestone.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The power of the world in the palm of my hand! 010
Stephen Michael @hugoagogo69.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Abba sing the theme tune youtu.be/PyxBYbfu6k8?...youtu.beABBA - On And On And On (Video)YouTube video by AbbaVEVO 020
Paul Brown @foolmentaljoker.bsky.social · 25/03/2025'Onan... what is best in life?'media.tenor.coma close up of a man 's face with the words imgflip.com at the bottom of the screenALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words imgflip.com at the bottom of the screen 040
Silver Knight (my author name) @silverknight1966.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Kakistocracy, rule by the worst or least qualified. Kleptocracy, rule by thieves. Oligarchy, rule by the few Plutocracy, rule by those with money 000
Jennifer Crawford @ournewhomecoach.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Come on George. You can say it. Wankers. #NoDickheads. 😊🤞🦋 080
Richard Sales @theblueacorn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Onanocratic economic policies are governed by the unhidden hand 0260
bradley252.bsky.social @bradley252.bsky.social · 25/03/2025If Richard Nixon is looking up at this he'll be thinking: "I was 50 years too early." 020
Mr Malakai @mrmalakai.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I figured that'd be called "wankocracy" or perhaps "failocracy." 000
lifelearner47.eurosky.social @lifelearner47.eurosky.social · 25/03/2025I wish their fathers had been part of the Onanocracy. 010
caitlyncallery.bsky.social @caitlyncallery.bsky.social · 26/03/2025We've been there for some time. This lot are just doing it in public. 030
Steve B @stevebasnett.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Also, if you type Onanocracy into Google, it returns a blue devil fishing a little pond whistling a happy tune. Which is helpful. 120
Steve B @stevebasnett.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Please can someone do one of those animated world maps where you can see how many nations have fallen under Onanocracy over time. It might be more of the land mass of the world than not, right now. 110
Blue-G (He/Him/His) 🌱 @spotonthesun.bsky.social · 25/03/2025😜 Funny, even for a biblical reference. 020
Proud Lefty CW💚🏳️🌈🇬🇧🇮🇷🎧 @proudleftycw.bsky.social · 26/03/2025 The age of Onanocracy has gone on far too long and shows no sign of abatement. 000
TRIPLE OG 2025 @tripleog2025.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Ha ha... You posted wanker... Ha ha... Wait.. What?.... 000
Isabel Losada @isabel-losada.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sorry but we may as well laugh (While doing everything we can to stop this ****) 060
Spanish Inquisition @peptopotemkin.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Hey! Don't knock masturbation. It happens to be sex with someone I love. 180
DJ Markymarc @djmarkymarc.bsky.social · 25/03/2025We truly have. No sooner did the UK shake off (not intentional pun) the Conservatives, Trump comes farting is way back and for some reason seems untouchable. 000
