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Donald Canuck 🇨🇦 @donmccabe.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It was a half-baked charge in the first place, the courts were not kneaded. Complete waste of dough.

griffyn12.bsky.social @griffyn12.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Groan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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It was all baloney!

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Umbrae Soulsbane @umbrae.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

From now on all protestors should carry sandwiches.

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E Pluribus Unum curmudgeon56 @yukonjack.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Sandwich Guy Beats the Wrap!

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Edith Brideau @edithbb.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Oh, happy day!😃

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hilogirl @hilogirl.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

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SpunkyByChance @spunkybychance.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

My sentiments are with the poor turkey.

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Liberal Lady @conniemary.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I guessed wrong. I thought the jury for the sandwich guy would be bread locked!😄

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Ms Smart @mssmart.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

➡️➡️➡️🥖🥪‼️

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dollyllama @dollyllama.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Easy decision once they got down to the meat of it

nomadicbelle.bsky.social @nomadicbelle.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

If the sandwich ain’t shit, you must acquit!

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Melissa @nitenitemelissa.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

a man in a suit and tie is smiling with the words i see what you did there above him

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Still Waters Osteopathic Medical Clinic @getfitnbelean.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Those aren't subs. And they're not hogies. Those are heroes!

🍌🇺🇲🦅The Patriot Banana 🦅🇺🇲🍌 @patriotbanana.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

In other words, sandwiches are legal to throw in protest.

Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Gyroic

ynotwanit1.bsky.social @ynotwanit1.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Did the cop eat the evidence?

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EZTempo @eztempo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They wanted a free lunch, at least, to augment the $5/day + parking they were earning as jurors. (They had sandwiches.)

aspenchef.bsky.social @aspenchef.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

And here I thought it would be a salami dunk

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DetroitMike @detroitmike.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I hope he sues them for a lot of bread.

Ree @hillz8.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

What a waste of taxpayer money and the courts time! 🙄

Diesel Ex-Xer @dieselaz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I think I'm gonna go get a Subway foot long for dinner tonight. How bout dem apples?

Carena In Alaska @carenaak.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

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OJT PhD @ojtphd.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

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He’s a real hero!

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DrDesert @drdesert.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

That’s funny! Good one! Mayo day be filled with sunshine.

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jlboopster.bsky.social @jlboopster.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

If the sandwich fits you must acquit

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gumbyornot.bsky.social @gumbyornot.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Can we name a sandwich after this guy?

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Kathy Byrne @kab-fair.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

verdict was presented on a foot long form

bltkssn @bltkssn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😂

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Marielem @marielem.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

La bêtise humaine! 🫤

KingCavMerlin(RIP) @kingcavmerlin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

What a total waste of resources. How many people were paid to take a misdemeanor to trial? And also WTG #Sandwich Guy!

jc-82.bsky.social @jc-82.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😂 Turns out you can indict a ham sandwich but not convict the man that threw one.

H Kenney @hlkenney.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Those puns just write themselves, don’t they?

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Nici @nici17.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Chuckle

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Carol Ellen 🦋 🧶🫘 @nsogrammy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

🙄

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BattlestarFanatica @battlestarfanatica.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Vive la résistance!

Jane N @jdopinkie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I needed that 🤣🤣🤣

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factsonly007.bsky.social @factsonly007.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

My god what an absolute waste of money.

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Mr. Shifty @mrshifty.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It's amazing they mustard the courage to charge him in the first place.

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primeimages.bsky.social @primeimages.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Perhaps the sandwich guy should file a civil suit for malicious prosecution. Any newly minted lawyer fresh out of law school knows you cannot convict a man for felony assault for throwing a sandwich at a person.

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jackapoo.bsky.social @jackapoo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

👏

Tim in Maryland @thefranks4.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

sevnty6 @sevnty6.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Jury was like, "Let's baguette and get out of here..."

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iridescentwindsareblowing @iridescentwinds.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

YASS!! The system worked. Going to celebrate by rocking out to Bonnie Tyler - Holding Out For A Hero. www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcA...

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omegar @omegar.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Twelve hungry men.

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boomer1953.bsky.social @boomer1953.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I'm good with this. Now, we're waiting for the agent's court date for lying under oath.

Randy Segura 🎨✨🕊️🧑🏽‍🎨 @arthotspotstudios.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I think the government should have to replace his sandwich. 🥪

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♾️ @docinfinity.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Birthday Bob @birthdaybob.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Yes. Exactly

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silenceredux.bsky.social @silenceredux.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The jokes are just writing themselves.

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Jeers for Tears @a-pauling.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

If its not a banana split you must acquit. 🍨

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🎉 (Not That) Bryan Garner @bryangarner.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Wow! I'm gonna take a minute to digest this...

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westerncolorado.bsky.social @westerncolorado.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The jury was just loafing around.

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new-shiver.bsky.social @new-shiver.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Sandwiches for everyone!

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elijahplovejoy.bsky.social @elijahplovejoy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I thought they were loafing.

irish-green-eyes.bsky.social @irish-green-eyes.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Eat that!

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angela @angelalalah.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They spent a full day in laughter, hamming it up in the deliberation room.

Ingrid @lotolakegirl.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Well the one thing we ALL learned is that IF you fling a sub sandwich at an ICE agent everyone learns the ICE agents NAME - so subs away!!! We found the loophole to “unmask” these thugs!

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Border patrol officer claims in Court he was assaulted & peppered with a footlong fat salami sandwich by a male protester. Upon impact peppers sprayed everywhere. “When he was done I could smell & feel warm mayo as it slowly dripped down my chin. I felt defiled.” More to cum. #SubwayBukkake

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idontgetit24.bsky.social @idontgetit24.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It was quite a pickle

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Cyn @cottagedweller.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

*groan*

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Bd Max @wasbdmax.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Well, hes white.

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US Asunder @usasunder.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

He made the Prosecutor eat his words.

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Joe @ranger013.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I see what you did there… 🤣

Go West @rhondawest.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I want to buy that jury a round of lemonade.

Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

"I threw the sub, but I did not throw the BLT"

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Blue Skies In Utah @papabear333.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Twelve Hungry Men

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Cap'n Jack Fights Fascism @capnjackresists.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Subpar subbies subdued by subversive sub sandwich.

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Catspaw🕸️ @mtfbwya-llap.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😂Jurors deliberately delayed their verdict for the court to throw them free lunch… deadly sandwiches 🥪

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sarahschatz.bsky.social @sarahschatz.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This case unleashed a million terrible, and very funny, dad jokes that needed to be made.

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Skip Ad and Mr Wynx @skip-ad.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

In reality, he was planning a mass-feeding at a school the next morning. ICE recovered a multi-sandwich launcher and a huge amount of ammo!

LizB @elizab1776.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

After Jared, Subway might be a little shy, but Sean's a winner.

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Victoria Byers @vixnbox.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Foot-longs just take longer to digest.

My 2 Cents @provokediscussion.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Obviously, the prosecution was sub-par. Waste of $$.

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Krystal 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraini! 🌊I WILL RESIST!💙 #Epstein 🚫ICE @dragong1rl.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It probably took them a while for them all to stop laughing. You know how contagious a really good🤣 laugh can be.

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Design Guy @daumdesign.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

He might have been toasted?

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Rotimanmk2 @rotimanmk2.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Did he get a good dressing down?

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courtney01.bsky.social @courtney01.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This loss will be … tough to swallow.

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Gareth Miller @garethgulf.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Absolutely baloney.

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billiecowell.bsky.social @billiecowell.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

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momothegooddog.bsky.social @momothegooddog.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

But he used very bad words and then threw a submarine at the victim which had to hurt. Plus, imagine having to complete an entire gestapo shift smelling like onions.

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Jay Lionel @jaylionel.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They chewed on it and decided it was baloney.

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BayareaJIM @bayareajim.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

bennythesnitch.bsky.social @bennythesnitch.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😅 11/05/2025 Trial for ‘sandwich guy’ presents test for Jeanine Pirro following federal case setbacks www.msn.com/en-us/crime/...

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Now…VOTE EARLY @prismcomplex.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

What a waste of goddam fncking time and fncking money these fncking belligerents are pepper pelting priests, accosting childcare workers in front of kids, tearing communities asunder because of skin color And the most aggression they get back is an expressly delivered bag lunch. Shameful, pitiful

Kevin Croysdale @kcroysdale.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They needed to savour the sweet and tangy ICE tears sauce.

Tha Bean @thabean.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

BUT THE MUSTARD AND ONIONS!!!

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Sharona @sparkleplenty.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

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AcesBackToBack @acesbacktoback.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Let us not get carried away, he could have been in a pickle.

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Travelling Canuck (part owner of Canada) 🍁 🇨🇦 @whatjusthappened.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

No bologna in that statement!!! I’m sure the jury wasn’t hamming it up in deliberations 😂

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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The gyro we deserve

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Russ DiBello @russdibello.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

That's true, any way you slice it.

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mainone-1977.bsky.social @mainone-1977.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Not only is subway hot and quick it’s also good cold. Ice cold

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mainone-1977.bsky.social @mainone-1977.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

He did litter when he thru the sandwich

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BeadyHandsBeginsAgain @kitty-ama9.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

REPUB WASTE

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janice-r.bsky.social @janice-r.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

How much money did trump waste on that trial?

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janice-r.bsky.social @janice-r.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Did the jury have Subway sandwiches for lunch?

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Tom Bradley Jr. @tbradleywrites.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The prosecution's case was half-baked. The defense didn't loaf around; they sliced right through it. What pisses me off is how much dough the government wasted trying to get a rise out of the jury.

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hayatoijuin.bsky.social @hayatoijuin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This is a verdict I can truly sink my teeth into. Grinders for the win!!!

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hayatoijuin.bsky.social @hayatoijuin.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This guy would NEVER EVER have to buy a sandwich, grinder, or hoagie again for the rest of his life

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Kelly Kendall @kak089.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

You're on a roll 😂

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Djehuti Khonshu @djehuti.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

They spent 90% of the time trying to stop laughing

Fitzie @fitzie05.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Lairmore better NEVER not be laughed at for this prosecution!

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dangerousdrink948.bsky.social @dangerousdrink948.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

And I have hella points on my Subway rewards card!!!

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Jane Feldman @jtfdenver.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

There was no physical injury. It was a stupid case.

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Coco Malca @cocomalca.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

💙💙💙💙

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F-Antithesis @f-antithesis.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

More republican waste of time & resources

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Brian @briantnjordan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Talk about slicing the bologna a little thin!

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603Lola 🐶🗳️💙🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️👠🙋🏻👩🏻‍⚖️ @603td.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Meet Subway's new spokesman. Jared turned out to be a pedo.

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Silvermercury @silvermercury.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

a judge is sitting in a courtroom with her eyes closed and a flag behind her .

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Bob Neinast @ahcuah.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I'm thinking they threw it up against a wall to see what stuck.

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Pam @plantscatsandbooks.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Waiting to hear that having sandwiches for lunch was a bribe for the jury 🙄

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Antiggy1998 @antiggy1998.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Nice!

Chad Hominem @chad-hominem.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It was a subversive prosecution, and the defense cut thru it like a knife

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Stephen J Matthews @excitedkid.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

It’s a great day for Shawarma Law

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Jerome A Johnson @jeromeajohnson.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

“Some thought he was toast, but I’m sure he relishes his acquittal.” ~ @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social

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Ingrid 2.0 @siamesemom.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They were all writing as many puns & jokes as they could to sell to everyone. That takes thought & creativity.

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Hoody McExtremist @hoodyindy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Radical Leftist Sandwich Throwers of the World Unite, you have nothing to lose but maga baloney!

📎The Ghost Army of Fellas! @angelalangford81.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Lizzie Borden @libbyzorden.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I thought they were just taking their time because people like to hang..

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nanalexi.bsky.social @nanalexi.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

a woman is talking on a cell phone while wearing a blue shirt .

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George Smiley @smiley-george.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

🤣🤣🤣👍.

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GroguForceWithin @sachiamaragiri.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The judge should have sent those who brought the sandwich thrower to court to prison for 1 year and pay the court charges.

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DiscrimenSapientiam @discrimens.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Jury nullification.

Melinda here 4 the defeat of evil 🛑 this shit 💙🤬 @melin4u.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😂

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Michelle @chellebelle45.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Sandwich guy is our HERO…

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phillyeaglesgirl62.bsky.social @phillyeaglesgirl62.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Hahaha. If the wrapper still fits, you must acquit.

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Adrienne @skybird75.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Praise the Lord and pass the baloney.

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Gedsudski @gedsudski.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I bet Trumps “sour-dough”

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robertjeff57-58.bsky.social @robertjeff57-58.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

👍 😂😂😂😂

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profradii.bsky.social @profradii.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Thank God, because the labeling that would have to be on each sandwich wrapper would be really tedious.

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tkniest.bsky.social @tkniest.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Another total waste of our tax payer dollars.

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KirkMcTaylor @kirkmctaylor.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Lettuce pause a moment to reflect how multilayered this case was, you might say it had everything on it

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Victoria Sanders @valsandler.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Jury nullification is a real thing. Meaning the jury can find a person not guilty even if the facts say otherwise.

MysJane🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦💜💜💜 @mysjane.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

😂😂😂

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Lindsey Alexandra Parks @linzle.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Turns out a sandwich is only a lethal weapon to the target’s dignity.

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Antilles @wedgeantilles.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

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shortarmsapostate.bsky.social @shortarmsapostate.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I’m sure the prosecution is finding the verdict “hard to swallow”

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SevenHouses888 @sevenhouses.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

This was the most embarrassing episode in law enforcement in a long long time. There have been more shameful, more regrettable, more idiotic episodes. People in the andromeda galaxy are clutching their pearls.

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johndoenobodyatall.bsky.social @johndoenobodyatall.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

We need the sauce for this layered story

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justsayingnj.bsky.social @justsayingnj.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😉

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babco.bsky.social @babco.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

I hope sandwich dude sues for delicious prosecution

Belcaro @belcaro.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The jury lost its appetite to convict him.

Iain Sutherland🇨🇦 @iainsut.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Sad part is it did cost him his job.

GaⓋen Kind. 🌱 🌱 🌱 @gavenkind.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Seems like I saw where the CBP Agent testified that the sandwich “exploded” all over him (which proved to be a lie since it was still wrapped on the ground after it was thrown). If it really “exploded”, wouldn’t ATF be investigating Subway?

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Mr Blue Sky @toddymac.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I guess that means trump won't be pardoning Jared any time soon.

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trumpshair.bsky.social @trumpshair.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Resist!!!

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redgp.bsky.social @redgp.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Love your comments!😁

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Jackie C. @ Jackiegardens@bsky.social @jackiegardens.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Justice served. Hope the Ice agent's booboo is all healed (other then his ego)

Kevin @kevinsteinley.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Bernie Cullen @berniecullen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

For the administration.

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Bernie Cullen @berniecullen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Humiliation for DOJ. Doesn't bode well for the targeted defendants, or murderers being committed on the high seas.

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Rippmo1952 @wokesince1967.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

These comments are worth reading g. So fun. Good laughs.

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Rippmo1952 @wokesince1967.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

JUSTICE

Beef Supreme @beefsupreme20.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Maybe they just needed to digest all the facts of the trial.

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Gino @geo-vision.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

a man wearing a hat that says wayne 's world is sitting in a car with a group of people .

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ARTSTRADA MAGAZINE @artstradamagazine.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

No assault or pepper was found !

Kristi Persists ❌👑 @disappointed55.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I’m with him 🥪

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beantowndoggo.bsky.social @beantowndoggo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Actually, as far as misdemeanor assault goes, this was a pretty open and shut faced case. He admitted to it. The longer deliberations lasted basically showed the jury’s contempt for wasting their time

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GPN @gailmn.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

😂😂😂...that's cute.

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DigitalGhost @d1g1talgh0st.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

The prosecution's case was...sub-optimal.

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KevinMagoo72 @kevinmagoo72.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Looks like somebody finally invented a throwing-sandwich

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Nigel Tufnel @illuminaughti.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

They are so delusional they actually thought they could get a conviction.

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saintjoe.bsky.social @saintjoe.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Who will keep us safe from sandwich assault now? I am afraid to walk past a Subway shop out of fear of copycats. But on the other hand, people who lost SNAP benefits probably would like to be assaulted by a sandwich. So if you are going to throw food, throw it at a hungry American.

Ted @gtrbuff.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

😎👍

alanfarago.bsky.social @alanfarago.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Meanwhile in other news, Trump unleashed a real stinger.

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Lucifer *Call me Luci @lucifer63-05.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Lettuce be grateful justice has been done and Sean is out of that legal pickle

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Kent Brockman @johnlscott.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Mayo odds be in your favor...

hobo103.bsky.social @hobo103.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

The jury spit out the correct outcome

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Boover @boover.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

I find that story hard to swallow.