Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my sister is pregnant again and tonight my son referred to his future cousin as THE UNBORN 202898
David Niall Wilson @davidniallwilson.com · 30/09/2026Apropos of nothing, we publish this... do not recommend for your sister though... www.amazon.com/dp/B00XXACO9Yamazon.comThe UnbornThe Unborn - Kindle edition by Shobin, David. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading The Unborn. 020
Xander O’Connor @xanderoconnor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“I can’t wait to meet my cousin, THE ONE YET TO ARRIVE” 120
chaosgrenade4ever.bsky.social @chaosgrenade4ever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's too much Nordic Death Metal bands on mini-Morty's playlist. Maybe sneak "Choosin' Texas" in there or something? 000
The Mewling Skull @themewl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026you should play a horror choir sting whenever he says it 010
WalkingTaako but Spooky 🏴☠️🏳️🪣💩 @walkingtaako.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comLucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested DevelopmentALT: Lucille Bluth's Iconic 'Good For Her' - Arrested Development 080
Karen “the good kind” @kpsinging.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Congrats! But damn she's going to be so busy 070
the sixers worrier @danielb1609.bsky.social · 30/09/2026that's how I imagine you speak though, so this tracks. 020
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026my uterus was really like "what if there were two of you" then made my son 01000