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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

explaining to the ED doctor that there is actually a very good explanation for how my keys ended up there

Boo!-per Lund@cooperlund.online

Yeah, you know what? I’m going to figure out a different way to carry my keys

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giraffesaredope.bsky.social @giraffesaredope.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

turning myself into a noisemaker

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Never Brief the Throwaway COA @bangunit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I mean, if they're actually enclosed in something would be a nice surprise. Usually they're just kinda... jammed up there, all willy-nilly.

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Karl Keyton @karlkeyton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Fun new way to smuggle edibles

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@fiero @fiero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh, THAT'S a key party....

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alexdel.bsky.social @alexdel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

That doesn’t mean anything to me.

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eeka @eeka1313.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySd-...

youtube.com

The ass box

YouTube video by Sebastian Nowak

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Em Moss, M.D. @emmamd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I like to call this move “The Lefty Loosey.” It makes up for my inability to tie a cherry stem with my tongue.

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Dexter Methorphan @hidethetussin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I’d put loctite on the handle just in case

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DECOY DAAAAAAAAAAAAAN @salarta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Loan shark took your clothes too?

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Long Lost N.P.C., PhD., BSc (Hons., Dist.), DDoS, QED, Ret. @npc.northsky.social · 29/09/2026

This’ll make a fun time getting through TSA. “look, If you really need my keys in the little bin, we can do that. But maybe you give me a pass and we both forget this ever happened.”

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Well, That Was Really Spooky @thediscoveryofzero.com · 29/09/2026

"Well, you know what, John, you said you'd make me my own copy a month ago so now I'm never moving in! You can take 'em and shove 'em up your ass!" John:

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R. A. Allen @raallen87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Stop stealing everyone’s keys at the gym bsky.app/profile/meme...

Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social

absolutely dragging my fat ass in the gym today 🙃

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Ghost ⚾️ 🏳️‍⚧️(Taylor's Version) (he/him)⚾️🏳️‍⚧️ @midnightdemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Omfg

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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

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rowast says abolish ICE now @rowast.com · 29/09/2026

Gdi morty

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