Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026loudly praising my plant for making a new leaf so that the other plants can hear and be inspired 819015
Zombie Mitch @sempersincerus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Anatomically, only corn plants have the organs necessary to hear. 010
Six is ravenous and profane. @thesix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"All of my plants are asking to be potted next to choker vines, is that normal?" 010
Silverman on Security @silvermansecurity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Would you please say something nice about my surviving rose bush? It could use the boost. Thanks! 110
Flaming Snowball @flamingsnowball.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You need this on vinyl, obviously…m.youtube.comMort Garson - Mother Earth's Plantasia (Official Full Album Stream)YouTube video by Sacred Bones Records 010
Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"who is such a good girl!? you are!!!" 2740
Angry Cephalopod @jephalopod.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That’s absurd. Everyone knows you have to threaten them 100
