Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026i don't know how lonely you have to be to think a machine can have feelings and be your friend but you must also be very dumb 924122
Karl Keyton @karlkeyton.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I work with these machines regularly and you'll be hard pressed to convince me that they are incapable of spite 010
OhBraains🧟♂️ @ohnono.eurosky.social · 08/09/2026You know what, call me dumb all you want that doesn’t change that Ricewing Rice, who laughs at my jokes and prepares my rice perfectly, really loves me. 040
escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026look my lil' Mr. Coffee basic-ass coffee maker is my ride-or-die buddy and when the fancy espresso machines everyone has finally rise up because they're possessed like a car in a Stephen King novel I know i'll be safe 040
Christo Silvia @christosilvia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026There is a book about why not to do this written by (checks notes, sighs) J K Rowling 2121
sean pagliacci aka doctor dog with a gun @ghosthardware05.bsky.social · 08/09/2026bender loves mestatic.klipy.comBender's Shelbywalk BossAlt: Bender's Shelbywalk Boss 080
990000 @990000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If there’s one thing I’ve learned about men and tech it’s that intelligence never guarantees sanity 000
Petulant Skeptic @petulantskeptic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026motivated reasoning is the most underestimated force in human history 000
Bryce Youngquist @bryceyoungquist.bsky.social · 08/09/2026an entire sector of the economy based on marketing people saying "we can ride the human tendency to anthropomorphize long enough to cash out, right" 070
