Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Karoline Leavitt reminds me of a mean cheerleader who does coke in the bathroom off her necklace cross before every game 1330230
Dr Paul Williams @drpwilliams.bsky.social · 16/01/2026There was a question about how they find these people The sad thing is: A large pool of them queue up for the opportunity to join the team This is why they are such suckups - there are plenty in the pool to choose from Remember Bondi was not the first choice for DoJ? She was just in the pool 000
alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 16/01/2026different movie, but she is definitely stealing the cheers from the Black cheerleading squad in the other town 0140
Bald Villain @baldvillain.bsky.social · 16/01/2026media.tenor.coma man is doing a handstand in front of a crowd of people in a churchALT: a man is doing a handstand in front of a crowd of people in a church 000
Spasmodicus @spasmodicus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026After giving the adoring Principal a diffident handie. 020
tomstpatrick @tomstpatrick.bsky.social · 16/01/2026And then fucks the opposing team’s quarterback. 000
Chris EW-1-apparently, misunderstood @chrisb5blue.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Where did they find all these people? 200