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Crosseyed Noli

@crosseyednoli.bsky.social
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Lap cat of #AltGov. Proud member of #AltFam. Accidental elected official.

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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 17/09/2026
#AltGov broke that DOGE was infiltrating a wide variety of .gov applications. They even brought Edward "Big Balls" Coristine along with them. They intend on hoovering your data with great and unapologetic force. And they're injecting AI into it all for good measure.
washingtonsun.com
Trump Aides Are Prepping an AI Takeover of Government Services
Former DOGE operatives are working on a website that could offer services like direct tax filing — similar to a Biden-era program the Trump administration killed.
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Pokin @pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Awful to think so many are using this app. It tracks all sorts of bad things. You do NOT want this on your devices. It’s all about spying on you. bsky.app/profile/clea...
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 23/09/2026
This year, the winner of Fat Bear Week will come to your home and replace your smoke alarm batteries.
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Pokin @pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bookmark this if you have a serious illness, know someone who has one, or if your parents are still alive. How to Appeal a Health Insurance Denial.
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CZEdwards @czedwards.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Seems low. If I had to guess, there’s a lot of denial and a lot of internalized misogyny excusing some truly hideous behavior. Back when sexual harassment training was relatively new, it was a required class at Motorola and I happened to end up in an all female class. The trainer said dead flat—
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Gentle Ox (Dave) @gentleox.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
September the 21st be with you, everyone
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Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh dear god
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Never trust the Tradwife Mafia
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Alt WASO NPS @altwasonps.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Once upon a time, a bunch of random people stood up at the same time in defiance of something they opposed. And through the fog and fear and despair they found each other. They formed unbreakable friendships, they did things that will never be known to most.. all that matters is that they stood up..
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Bryan from Stumptown Savings @bryanmvance.com · 15/09/2026
A welcome note for new readers, plus a look at what Stumptown Savings is all about.
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New Here? Start With These
A welcome note for new readers, plus a look at what Stumptown Savings is all about.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn’t help
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Have we discussed "AI" doomsday cults + Epstein? “parachuting humanity into a different evolutionary era...even obsoleting the human race as we know it...is a running theme in the Epstein files, and...tech evangelists...“It’s eugenics all the way down” www.codastory.com/authoritaria...
codastory.com
"All my fundees have blue eyes." Epstein and the tech world's dark ideology - Coda Story
The Epstein files reveal beliefs about race, eugenics, and engineering humans that run to the heart of Silicon Valley.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I am having so much more fun writing professionally now than I have ever have had before 🥰
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
to be clear i do not think that Captain Hook “had a point.” do not put it in the newspaper that i agree with Captain Hook
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 07/09/2026
This is why #AltGov exists.
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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I want to make sure everyone in the city is aware that SUNY Downstate operates a large and extremely skilled LGBTQ and gender affirming care clinic, and we have repeatedly reiterated our intention to go to jail before we stop.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 04/09/2026
This is incorrect. USPS processes all official mail-in ballots using expedited Election Mail protocols, prioritizing them regardless of added postage. Adding a stamp to a prepaid ballot envelope does not alter or speed up how the automated sorting machinery handles & routes the ballot. More info 👇
nass.org
Can I Vote | NASS
Welcome To Can I VoteNeed help with voting? You've come to the right place. This nonpartisan website was created by state election officials to help eligible voters figure out how and where to go vote...
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is huge!
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owl face @wickedsmartface.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
In 2017, they were selling stickers or T-shirts through altnps.org (which now redirects to ourparks.org). None of the other alts at the time were trying to sell anything. Bothered me back then. They've been suspicious for almost a decade.
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Home
Our Parks is all about enjoying our beautiful parks the right way. We're here to show you how to experience their beauty while making sure they stay beautiful for everyone, now and in the future.
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AltWatcher @altwatcher.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
AltNPS has been focused on the threat to the US Forest Service this week, and even launched a website in an effort to pressure brands to speak out. And that's great! There's just one problem. They plagiarized the whole thing.
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Climate change denial is a form of particularly potent disinformation — not misinformation, which implies that people might have made some honest mistakes — but disinformation with a “D,” as in “deliberate.”
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
you’re not the boss of me
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Frank♦️Tudor @franktudor.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Zeus from the Codex Caelestis: A Comparative Archive of Gods, Angels, Demons, Spirits, and Old Powers. Coming soon to kickstarter No other deity comes close from a transmission perspective; - Bel-Marduk - Baal-Zephon - Zeus-Ammon - Kumarbi cycle (possibly) www.kickstarter.com/projects/fra...
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Professor Amanda Sturgill @drsturg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
End-of-the-month reminder for folks who subscribe to news: Share those gift links! For people who can't afford subscriptions, it may be the only way for them to get the whole story!
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Professor Amanda Sturgill @drsturg.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Pro-tip for my journalist friends: Speculation is not covering news; it's creating news, which is generally not your job.
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LSW @ltrip.altgov.info · 31/08/2026
Good Morning! Have you checked your voter registration? Your polling place? Please, plan to vote early! What 3 people are you taking with you?
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I may have just found religion.
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LSW @ltrip.altgov.info · 30/08/2026
The deadline to register or update a Texas voter registration for the upcoming election is Oct. 5. www.usatoday.com/story/news/s...
usatoday.com
More than 1.2 million Texas voters are on suspense list. Are you?
More than 1.2 million Texas voters are on the state’s voter suspense list, meaning election officials have been unable to confirm their current address.
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Same, girl
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I can tolerate a lot of heat, but Desi spicy is a bridge too far for me. Wish I was there watching…
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Bryan from Stumptown Savings @bryanmvance.com · 29/08/2026
Got a free or low-cost #Portland event coming up? Submit it to our events calendar and we might feature it: stumptownsavings.com/portland-orego…
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Pokin @pokinpotentialppl.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Important collation of fuckery! Bookmark this if you want to easily reference fuckery of anyone in admin.
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Tonight, we secured a court order protecting Oregonians’ voting rights. A federal court blocked the key provisions of the U.S. Postal Service’s rule restricting delivery of mail-in ballots, siding with Oregon and our coalition. #orpol
“This is a win for every Oregon voter,” said Attorney General Dan Rayfield. “Oregonians have trusted vote-by-mail for more than 25 years because it works. It’s secure, it’s convenient, and it lets every eligible voter make their voice heard – and today the court agreed that Donald Trump can’t upend that system just a few months before ballots go out.“The Postal Service does not get to decide who receives a ballot in Oregon. That authority belongs to the states, and this order confirms it. While this fight isn’t over, this ruling means Oregon voters can count on the system they know as we head into the fall election.”
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Holy cow
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Crosseyed Noli @crosseyednoli.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hell, yeah!
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 24/08/2026
VOTE IN NUMBERS THEY CANT ERASE. REFORM THE COURTS. IMPEACH, REMOVE AND IMPRISON DONALD TRUMP AND HIS CRONIES.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Being undocumented in the United States is a civil violation. It is not a felony. It is not even a misdemeanor.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Library kids, library friends, we literally survived the day 💛 I am not okay, I'm on a journey to discover okay. I am not better, I'm getting help to be better. Today I am safe, I'm believing that is enough. You are enough. One day at a time. One tomorrow at a time 💚
Young Mychal smiling while seated, he wears a bow tie Mychal smiling while seated and wearing a blue shirt with a headband of bees and flowers
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The year is 2035. Flock cameras are everywhere. You step out of your home and hear a voice coming from somewhere overhead, possibly close to the streetlight next to you. It's me. "Collar gap."
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LSW @ltrip.altgov.info · 22/08/2026
www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/flip...
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What Is Resilience Targeting?
Resilience targeting inflicts hopelessness and cynicism. These skills can help you stay motivated and hopeful when the whole world feels like a disaster.
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ceej @ceej.online · 22/08/2026
he just says shit because he knows trans exterminism is the one thing he’s still “winning” on. all the more reason to jettison any democrats who bolster his popularity by going on podcasts to agree he has a point. “this guy is out of his mind, trans rights forever” is a way more compelling message
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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 21/08/2026
#AltCitizen assignment!!!! Please call your Congress critters and yell about this!!!!! 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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AltSSA @altssa.altgov.info · 20/08/2026
#AltCitizen assignment y’all
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LSW @ltrip.altgov.info · 21/08/2026
Things to remember come November
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 21/08/2026
AI is alarming for many reasons: it's a dangerous financial bubble, an environmental catastrophe, and a tool for eroding wages and labor power. But in addition to all that, AI is an epistemic disaster. 1/
The North Pole at night, hand-tinted in blues and purples so it looks more like a moonscape. Protruding from the ice is the cross-sectioned head and neck of a man, his brains on display. Stepping over the leftmost mountains is a killer pulp robot, about to crush the head. Leaning against the rightmost mountains is a sneering, princely toff in a red frock coat, holding a cane that has penetrated the decapitated skull and lodged in the brains.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mid Century Modern tableware and where I think it would stand on trans issues, a thread
A Mid Century Modern ad for tableware, quirky hanging laps, weird wood paneled kitchen bar, oh yeah it's MCM as hell up in here (kinda love it)
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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 20/08/2026
So yeah... copied from Drey. At least they credited her? It's a completely AI-vibe coded website though, and provides no actual new info, insights or actions. A complete joke.
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 19/08/2026
Public servants rarely stop working for you just because the mission changes. Today, Col. Fram continues to use her depth of knowledge & vast experiences to shed light on relevant topics. She is on BlueSky as @breefram.bsky.social. Please give her a follow and learn more from this amazing person!
Retired Col Fram & her spouse
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
YOU CANNOT GRIND THE BONES OF YOUR ENEMIES INTO DUST TOMORROW IF YOU DO NOT HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT.
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