Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 02/08/2025The male loneliness epidemic could be solved if guys went on a quest to destroy the One Ring 1122029 0
WobblyCPA @wobblycpa.myatproto.social · 02/08/2025I’d could be up for a quest to destroy ring cameras. 150 0
Keith Taylor @mrkeithtaylor.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Used to do that with my [redacted] and she had to have surgery for the resulting haemorrhoids. Please avoid destroying the One Ring, it's not worth the discomfort. 010 0
Scarheart Thrymson @thrymson.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Back in the day, the lads and I would regularly embark on a quest to destroy a platter of onion rings. And we didn't need no damn eagles, either! 😁 000 0
Bartleby Would Prefer Not To @andrewjballou.bsky.social · 02/08/2025That quest has a height limit. 020 0
Sean @sonicsean34.bsky.social · 02/08/2025They all get separated into smaller groups quite quickly tho. Frodo gets so lonely he tries to befriend Gollum!! 000 0
Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 02/08/2025That one friend that always gotta be tempted by the power of The Ring and get his ass slain 👀 180 0
Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social · 02/08/2025I'd go on a quest but you usually don't meet very many chicks that way. 110 0
