Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 21/04/2025holding pete hegseth upside down by the ankle and shaking him a little until every last secret war chat falls out onto the floor 1455859
One_Alien @one1alien.bsky.social · 21/04/2025New Zealanders could be forgiven for thinking Pete Hegseth is just some embarrassing chud, and he is. But he also has a tattoo of the same phrase the Christchurch shooter used in his manifesto, and a staffer at one of his 'charities' reported him for chanting "kill all Muslims" 010
Kaurifish @kaurifish.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Sounds like a foolproof way to get regurgitated whiskey on your shoes. 010
alwaysblue2024🇺🇸🦅🇺🇦🌻🙏🏻☮️🟧🟦 @alwayblue2024.bsky.social · 21/04/2025It wouldn’t take that much. Just a little gin and off he goes. 000
Story of bas Monde @troublingtome.bsky.social · 21/04/2025And all the empties, don't forget to recycle them!😱😁 020
The Thing 💗 @rotcityriot.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Me: what is in your MOUTH Pete H:media.tenor.coma dog standing in front of a television looking at itAlt: a dog has three balls in his mouth 140
Seraph @ancientseraph.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I like the implication that they are so loosely secured to his person, a little shake is enough for them all to fall off 010
Buffy's Blog @buffyblogs.bsky.social · 21/04/2025While we're at it, let's give him a nuclear wedgie. 140
Chris Delauder @beaglebets.bsky.social · 21/04/2025are you sure you have that kind of stamina? it could be a while 130
Kory Jackson @saltdoc.bsky.social · 21/04/2025It wouldn’t take that much effort. Just some direct eye contact indicating that you were interested in what he had to say… But if you want to use it as a part of your circuit training, go right ahead. He qualifies as a “dumb” bell 010
Three spooky canning jars in a trenchcoat 𓅃 @lids.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Does an N95 block the smell of axe body spray 250
✨The Technology Sorceress RN ✨ @thetechnologyrn.bsky.social · 21/04/2025This could take awhilemedia.tenor.coma group of people are sitting in a park with a white truck in the background .ALT: a group of people are sitting in a park with a white truck in the background . 020
JalenKeilani🌊💙🦋💙🇺🇸💙 @sandykeilani.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Don't forget he had Russian email addresses!! 000
