Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 05/05/2026This is like watching the Yankees hold open tryoutsChris Geidner@chrisgeidner.bsky.socialoh my god this is so embarrassing x.com/AAGShumate/s... 171079161 0
mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Their entire discovery office up and left the same day last January and they haven’t rehired anyone. Doing it all through offshore vendors which is why they are constantly fucking up 070 0
blueskyer124.bsky.social fuckin' bastard @blueskyer124.bsky.social · 06/05/2026how possible when they hate remote workers???????????????????????????? more monies wasted, more standards lowered, and the only question that matters is...did Joe Biden win in 2020, and they bend themselves into pretzels with a non-answer. So much fuckin' bastard winning. 000 0
Umberto @umberto2.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Qualifying criteria: lick Trumps asshole and you’ve got the job 010 0
The Broad Majestic Shannon @shanathalas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Good luck finding lawyers who don't know anything about the legal ramifications of participating in war crimes, erosion of civil rights, and treason. 020 0
Ray Glennon OFS @rayglennon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026... watching the Yankees hold open tryouts--and then signing almost anyone that shows up. 040 0
Jackson O'Lantern-Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 05/05/2026guess the recruitment drive from January didn't go well bsky.app/profile/spro...Jackson O'Lantern-Brien@sprobeforebros.bsky.socialDOJ is so desperate for lawyers that they're recruiting via twitter dms lol 050 0
darthburkie.bsky.social @darthburkie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Costanza: "It's not complicated."ALT: George Costanza: "It's not complicated." 010 0
kevinmcnamee.bsky.social @kevinmcnamee.bsky.social · 05/05/2026The DOJ that Merrick Garland devoted every waking hour for four years to preserve the integrity of 1170 0
gwpda.bsky.social @gwpda.bsky.social · 05/05/2026And remember folks! OPM no longer accepts resumes of more than 2, double spaced pages! So, make sure you just this second graduated from Podunk Law School & Jerryrigging Academy! 030 0
5,000 Epstein Files for Every American Adult @tobellz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Keanu Reeves as DOJ attorney when?media.tenor.coma man in a red jersey with the number 15 on it is standing in front of a cloudy sky .Alt: scene from "The Replacements" with Keanu Reeves in football pads running through a wind machine. 100 0
Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 05/05/2026from a friend who previously interviewed for DOJ positions and has 15 years of prosecution experience 1230 0
Brian @bwnash.bsky.social · 06/05/2026$25k signing bonus seems pretty insulting, among other things. Given the experience of ICE recruits, I'd make sure the check cleared first. 010 0
Mo @moman.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Like the Sunny episode where they held open tryouts for the Eagles. They’ll get some random dude off the street pretending to be Clarence Thomas 000 0
🖇️ Jane Doe @janetea4.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Didn’t they just fire everyone or was it just liberals ? 000 0
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