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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Am I the only one whose control guy is bald and only wearing boxer briefs

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Andy Dalton swooping into the game like one of the eagles from LOTR, fucking up, and soaring away

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Peter Gabriel voice: Shoot the monkey

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Got diced by Marcus fucking Mariota are you FUCKING kidding me

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Sneaking small amounts of xantham gum in you homies dishes

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

When football players have a kid and add the Sr to their jersey I’m like….okay brag

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Skattebo is going to be the first player put on IR for hand foot mouth disease

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cardinals again wearing their Diet Coke exploded in the car whites

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When I see Nelly Furtado videos from the last 5 years

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is what the people who say shit to me on here sound like

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

sickathanagreatwhitesharkonsharkweekRAH

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Nancy 9/8/26

Nancy’s at school…. Her teacher asks her a math problem: if Nancy had three cupcakes, and Sluggo asked her for one, how many would she have left? Nancy’s reply is “three.”

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Union shop lunch wheel to spin and the only choices are meatball sub Italian sub and Philly cheesesteak

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tirico just said “Here’s a guy who knows how to make trains run on time” about John harbaugh lmao

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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 13/09/2026

Have u seen sand boas

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Legacy news basically exists to relay delusional stories told by dying men on podcasts

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

This is because cal didn’t shake Randy’s hand

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’ve suffered a terrible karate attack to my midpenis

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

First time in forever someone came onto me at a bar last night and I wasn’t really engaging it enough so she looked at my phone and asked if I was “looking at pictures of salami?” And I said “No, it’s Lebanon baloney” and didn’t elaborate

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

dear mister fat pussy play us a tune

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

when someone says “hay is for horses” to me I am just like shut the literal fuck up you dumb cunt

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flanthippe @flanthippe.bsky.social · 13/09/2024

Barry Lyndon × 21 Savage "a lot"

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Changed my gamer tag to DArealBarronTrum

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Sending burger love to all of my beloved followers and friends

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Craigslist should release a VR headset

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

If you correctly state the Tom Holland Spiderman titles in series order your virginity flies back from heaven and it goes up your dick hole

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Kobe Bryant’s death image rehabilitation means a lot of things but I’ve also learned that people do not remember that he would miss at least 15 awful shots a night

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Doing nude karate in a hotel room is just as cool as the movies make it seem

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Toomgis was eaten by the Costco guys unfortunately

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

God I hate California. This whole fucking state is an outlet mall next to a freeway

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Black rifle coffee t shirt guy sees Chris Hansen at the airport and pitches To Kill a Predator

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Yeah I got a Trolley Problem for ya. I’m driving the trolley and I’m drunk as fuck

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

What do you guys think - that this is bird website? Cussing and being mean smh

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Do you think that Stephen Baldwin and Pauly Shore ever explored each other’s bodies in the bio dome

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Tom Holland (literally 30 years old): whewes daddy I miss daddy wahhhhhh Anne Hathaway: YOU ARE A BABY. SHUT UP Tom Holland (age 30): 😩😭😭😭

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I tried to turn on my hazard lights in my Tesla and it started playing “what does the fox say” so loud it blew my speakers and started a fire

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Fucking blue angels weekend in Seattle so goddamn annoying

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mistaBurgaKING @daberhasher.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

What if - instead of “data centers” we had “da da centers” where folks could go for advice and care

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026

say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please

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