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It’s a 2000 Land Cruiser with about 250,000 miles

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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This country is in a really dark place where mothers are getting advice about raw goat milk from their chiropractors’ Facebook groups
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
REI still has peak COVID language for online pickups, love to remember these insane logical hoops we all tried to jump through
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Kate Willett Hate Account @antifamanchin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh my god
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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SpaceX just launched the 14th Starship test flight, and it's now successfully in orbit for the first time. This is an amazing achievement, and I absolutely detest how Musk has ruined this sort of thing both for me and for humanity.
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cut off by a midsize pickup with license plate KAR3LYY
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I hate Elon Musk a lot
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@bianchiweather.bsky.social view from City Park looking west at the storm over Golden
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Tom Breen @tombreen.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
WALDORF: Hey Tom! Did you hear somebody wrote a book about you? STATLER: It’s all about your time in high school! ME: Wow! Really? What’s it called? WALDORF & STATLER: Oh ho-ho-ho-ho!
An old paperback mystery novel called The Homicidal Virgin.
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lmao Mike Johnston front and center in the first one
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Smug wealthy urban Republican who doesn’t care about gas prices because he drives a luxury EV
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran special guest Matisyahu
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Marx’s campaign attorney says the campaign finance limits make it difficult to find a “crackerjack CPA” to ensure compliance with the law. Marx attorney Christopher Murray says the campaign treasurer was slow to realize they were breaking the law but then he “got on his horse and got it fixed.”
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Marx attorney Christopher Murray says campaign treasurer Gregory Carlson was “out of his depth” and didn’t understand how to use the state’s campaign finance tracking system. Marx campaign suggests a fine of $9,718 instead of the state’s suggested $51,000.
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Neighbor built a stick library for dogs
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Five thousand bucks sounds pretty good to me
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cowards
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What if it happens on November 4th
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Colorado Springs is one of the most evil places in America
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Guy at Colorado Springs hot air balloon festival open carrying a pistol on his hip with a tshirt that reads DADDY PROTECTOR MASTER and three much younger women wearing collars and fetish gear. Very normal sir!
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Barstool Sports branded Girl Dad hat
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks great
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Facebook pokes are millennial hose water
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Where did the moon go
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 27/08/2026
Philan Tam Duy Le, arrested for transporting a guillotine near the Supreme Court, was released after a judge cited his cooperation and lack of criminal history. Le, from California, was charged with attempted possession of a prohibited weapon.
washingtonpost.com
Judge releases man accused of driving guillotine to Supreme Court
‘He didn’t even threaten anyone,’ the judge said. The California man, who is charged with a misdemeanor, told police the guillotine was the ‘real deal,’ according to an arrest report.
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If Dolly Parton were so great she would’ve used some of her money to try to live forever, sharing her greatness with future generations
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Minecraft 3 in 1 shower gel
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You expect me to believe there's a group of people powerful enough to control the United Nations?
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Touching a utensil one of my children has used, repulsive feeling
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Getting the shit kicked out of me in Kroger for ironically singing along with Lee Greenwood’s God Bless the USA
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
CO-1 candidate Shimon Blau once slammed backers of universal healthcare as “utterly stupid, called “Barack Hussein Obama” the “worst President ever,” and opposed Muslim refugees. As Blau now courts liberal voters in Denver, he says his views have changed. www.9news.com/article/news...
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
@kylec.bsky.social post the Shimon Blau story here please
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@jonkimball.bsky.social glad you guys are back
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Elon Musk deserves prison for the rest of his life at a bare minimum
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Idaho license plate at the Oregon coast
Decal on the window of an expensive pickup truck reads We the People JUST GOT FUCKED TRUMP 2024
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Uwe Boll killed Lowtax
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is this good
Car showing outside temperature of 115 degrees F
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
His abusive father was literally named Karl Marx
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My IRL friends call me Chris @christyceeck.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
“Elon’s USAID crash-out over the past week has been a thing to behold,” said Jeremy Konyndyk, a former top USAID official who oversaw the agency’s Ebola response in 2014-2015...“In a way, it’s helpful that Elon is doing this, because it’s putting attention back on the issue of what he did last year”
Musk took a model he used in his companies to “cut until people scream, and then when people scream, you’ve cut too far, and then you restore”, Konyndyk said. “That’s not how public funding works. Here the cost is literal human lives.”

If not for Musk, USAID would probably still exist, Konynydk said. Without him, and administrators like Pete Marocco, USAID would have taken “some huge hits”, but would have survived in some form, like other health and science agencies – “much diminished, much weaker, but still existing”, Konyndyk said.

“His personal investment in that project gave it the reach all the way up to the White House,” he added.
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 07/07/2026
Elon Musk’s demolition of USAID, and the resulting suffering and death, “is going to be a defining part of his legacy, and I do wonder if that’s why he’s scrambling so hard to rewrite that history now," @jeremykonyndyk.bsky.social told me: www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
theguardian.com
What will define Elon Musk’s legacy? Doge cuts to USAID Ebola programs
Experts say cuts have hindered the response to DRC’s Ebola outbreak and resulted in ‘significant numbers’ of deaths
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hawk
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Has anyone pointed out Matt Whitaker is the big dick toilet guy
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Why didn’t DeGette’s team post her “not conceding” tweet here too
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Andy Kenney @andyknny.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
NEW from @kyle-a-harris.bsky.social: DeGette will not attend her own party and her campaign will have no comment, saying it's too close to call. #copolitics
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Dean Preston @deanpreston.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
“This is like a 21st-century version of a Greek myth. Either Elon Musk is doomed—or humanity is. Musk’s legacy won’t be electric cars, spaceships or satellites. Musk’s legacy is dead children.” — @gilduran.com
thenerdreich.com
Elon Musk's USAID Cuts: A Silicon Valley Genocide
World's First Trillionaire is Killing the World's Poorest Children
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Spaceballs is one of the greatest works of art humans have ever produced
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
dark helmet eating shit and then later renting a copy of the movie he's in and having to watch himself eat shit is probably the hardest i've ever laughed at a movie
screencap from spaceballs where dark helmet flies headfirst into a console
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Craig @craigplazure.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How are there zero search results for “uwe boll lowtax”
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I could go on and on. Over 500,000 children have already died due to USAID cuts. Hundreds of thousands more children lost their parents. Every one of those children had a name. They had futures, and they were loved
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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Elon Musk uses SLAPPs as one of his primary tools for attacking critics. It’s yet another way his immense wealth is an existential threat to society. Musk is responsible for more deaths than Auschwitz, in about half the time it took the Nazis. He should be prosecuted.
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