clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't feel like games have influenced me much in anything other than my taste and comfort in games. But here's mine 041
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026a malgum takes to the mean streets in this hot vidyoutube.comA series of wonderful nothings featuring A MalgumYouTube video by Zurheide 010
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm loving a new type of guy and it's getting serious. 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Might head over to a new website soon. Mulling it over. Any recs? No plebsites please, not gonna bother with a response. Im only allowed 3 new sites a month so gotta keep the options elite. 030
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Pulling up to LabubuCon in a few secs, lol. Got my Matcha Labubu and my Honey Sparkle Labubu. Brought enough hand sanitizer to sterilize a entire village, lol probably would have to be a small one. Probably would have to stay at the inn while i sterilized. Might meet a lass, lol. We would begin anew 010
Reposted by clamheidestu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I was reading jokes from a Culver's placemat to my five year old niece. I said "Why did the cod blush?" and she said "BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DIE" 042
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Gonna get a burger from the suspicious pop-up near my apartment called The Hamberder Dot Com 031
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Went to a cheer-accident concert and got to show this personally to Thymme Jones. High point for me 130
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 25/07/2026⚠️ALERT⚠️: Your account is ON FIRE 🔥. Please use this virtual bucket 🪣 of water💧to douse your account. ⚠️ALERT⚠️: Your account fire 🔥 has spread to your five most recent follows. We have placed your account in the swamp area to limit the spread. ⚠️ALERT⚠️: $5 off 1 month of primo buckets ENDS SOON 042
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Devil's greatest trick on human kind was making tablespoon and teaspoon pretty damn similar. Or when he knocked over that guy's anarchy symbol on public access television 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 05/07/2026He did one trick on it, got tired and threw up and left. I specifically paid for 3-4 tricks 011
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Got a "Wife Simulator" on my phone, so basically you open it and you can Love and Cherish your wife. So there's three buttons: Love, Cherish, and Options. If you press Options, there are more buttons like Audio, Video, Advanced, Exit. If you press Audio, you have Master Audio, SFX, Voice, Stereo, Mo 073
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Wanting to go home and draw = very very good, close to ideal Wanting to go home and draw blood from those who've wronged me = very very good, ideal and real Wanting to go home and sandpaper on my thingie = uh oh! Ooohooohhooh... uh oh! 041
Reposted by clamheideDroogle @snigglegros.bsky.social · 24/05/2026when you ask the guy at the liquor store about alcohol and all he gives you is that strait edge stare 162
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If my buddy owen were a scam caller, the world would be better verily 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Ejected from the ball game for singing "Buy me some penis and cracker jacks" over and over in the bottom of the third 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I will post Shnauzenheimer. In the second pic, you can see he is Snoozenheimer. 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Smoking that East Wind Pot got me contemplating bushido and other such ideas 020
Reposted by clamheideSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume. 142195374
Reposted by clamheidesink @sinksadventure.bsky.social · 19/04/2026I've been having a lot of medical troubles this past month so I'm putting all my games and soundtracks on sale this week to try to make up for the unexpected expenses store.steampowered.com/curator/4561... I appreciate any support during this tough time, and I hope you enjoy the games, thanks 713584
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 17/04/2026What if we renamed the refractory period... to the satisfactory period? *remembers that no satisfaction is derived from base carnal desires, and that not only is it sin to act upon these, but to even promote them is damnable* *goes and plays with dangerous lawn care equipment like hedge clippers* 031
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Today, on my way home, I saw "Lovely Dog," "Friendly Dog," and "Croakendog." Still no sign of "Wealthy Friendly Dog," "Arbor Dog," or "Terror Dog." I'll keep you all posted. 011
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 12/04/2026some poses I think Gumballhead the Cat could be hittin 041
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 11/04/2026On a packed train and my gland detectors are lighting up like a damn christmas tree. What has the world come to? 010
Reposted by clamheideZune Believer @macymills.bsky.social · 10/04/2026In a pickle I can't stop gherkin it 121
Reposted by clamheideGeorge Lucas Quotes @georgelucasquotes.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Has anyone on BlueSky tried a McDonald’s hamburger? Is it good? 033
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 05/04/2026The final token card for my good friend and compatriot Nick Wolonovski, this one depicts Spirit of course 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Some dude in my neighborhood is buying peptides for pennies on the dollar and its driving me out of damn business 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Eureka! *gives me a boner* What the fuck is that? What happened to me? What- should I go to the hospital? What thr fuck is that? 010
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Been using this Abe Tsukasa Frieren sketch as my home screen wallpaper for 5-ish years, but I fell out of reading Frieren So I redrew it with some of my little characters and I think it turned out well 121
Reposted by clamheideDroogle @snigglegros.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Here is a song about my penis made by @sixtyfive.bsky.social Video featuring my hole in the ceiling 044
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Another MTG token for my fabulous friend Nick Wolonovski. This one depicts: bird 122
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Im a 78 years old comic illustrator and this is my marvel comic. Please send this viral so I can get some cash to pay rent! 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Hello @sinksadventure.bsky.social, your game made me smile so wide. Here's something to make you smile I hope 2164
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Another MTG token card for my good friend Nick Wolonofski, this time it is Orc Army 131
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 19/02/2026Robert, you're up. For 500 points: "The little moments that ground and remind us of what it truly means to be human can be classified as...?" Would that be "Real and Genuine Moments of Import"? Ooh, I'm sorry Rob, we were looking for "Ultimately Minutiae". Minutiae was the correct answer there. 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 14/02/2026*messaging a beautiful babe on tinder* Would you smoke it out with Lieutenant Burback? Sorry. Would you kindle an old flame with Greedy Pete? Sorry, would you find inner peace with Cream-of-the-Week Carl. Can you dig it with Portly Struthers? Sorry. What's your hobbies? 030
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 29/01/20265 BACTERIUMS And GUT FLORA That PROVE You Were BORN TO FUCK --- vvv Find Out Below!! vvv --- www.bitly.gorp/wope 032
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Idea of a bumper sticker that says My Oyster Car is Funny, then a big arrow that points to the right or left. The idea is you park next to another car and it looks like they are the oyster car 030
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Added Vibri to my Lammy / Gitaroo drawing to finish the trifecta of lovely playstation rhythm game characters 4675282
Reposted by clamheideDimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage. 13856007218638
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Legends foretold of an epic "Greek Gyro" that would return in times of duress to save us from our deadly fate...! Haha nah but seriously this gyro is really good, you said you made this? .......the cook made it, right yeah that tracks. And what was it you do again? .......cashier, right yeah 010
