clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 12/10/2026One of Homer's beautiful moments. Perhaps the horse thing or the cyclops thing 010
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I like Empty Boyo pressing the button with his damn nothing 140
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is she North, South, East, or West of my location (relatively) 010
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think a lot people have a hard time working on something joyful when they're not feeling it. Almost like they're being disingenuous. I also feel like that's the reason so many people write in a detached, snarky sort of way, like they're keeping what they care about at a distance 110
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I don't feel like games have influenced me much in anything other than my taste and comfort in games. But here's mine 041
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 23/09/2026youtube.comStill Game - Bogus Gas ManYouTube video by BBC Scottish Comedy 120
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 19/09/2026a malgum takes to the mean streets in this hot vidyoutube.comA series of wonderful nothings featuring A MalgumYouTube video by Zurheide 010
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 17/09/2026my friend has a Playcube I think, but he wont let me see it. He won't let me see it. He won't let me see it 110
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I'm loving a new type of guy and it's getting serious. 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Might head over to a new website soon. Mulling it over. Any recs? No plebsites please, not gonna bother with a response. Im only allowed 3 new sites a month so gotta keep the options elite. 030
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Its called "new wave of sexual porn" i.e. Jeff bezos and others have access to it. Dont get in over your head people have gone missing for less 120
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Its called sex tapes i.e. hulk Hogan and others did it, yoy have to respect that. 110
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 06/08/2026How bout a lousy hat. Seems these days nobody is making a quality hat and im sick of it 110
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Pulling up to LabubuCon in a few secs, lol. Got my Matcha Labubu and my Honey Sparkle Labubu. Brought enough hand sanitizer to sterilize a entire village, lol probably would have to be a small one. Probably would have to stay at the inn while i sterilized. Might meet a lass, lol. We would begin anew 010
Reposted by clamheidestu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I was reading jokes from a Culver's placemat to my five year old niece. I said "Why did the cod blush?" and she said "BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DIE" 042
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Gonna get a burger from the suspicious pop-up near my apartment called The Hamberder Dot Com 031
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Went to a cheer-accident concert and got to show this personally to Thymme Jones. High point for me 130
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 25/07/2026⚠️ALERT⚠️: Your account is ON FIRE 🔥. Please use this virtual bucket 🪣 of water💧to douse your account. ⚠️ALERT⚠️: Your account fire 🔥 has spread to your five most recent follows. We have placed your account in the swamp area to limit the spread. ⚠️ALERT⚠️: $5 off 1 month of primo buckets ENDS SOON 042
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Devil's greatest trick on human kind was making tablespoon and teaspoon pretty damn similar. Or when he knocked over that guy's anarchy symbol on public access television 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 12/07/2026She is going to swing and send that cat high high into the atmosphere. Goodbye cat, so long and see you later 110
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 05/07/2026He did one trick on it, got tired and threw up and left. I specifically paid for 3-4 tricks 011
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 04/07/2026They learned about the world and All that is in it, even tha nasty stuff and thats just no good for no body 010
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just wanted to come back here and say this is one of my favorite pieces of art ever, at the very least top 10 110
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Got a "Wife Simulator" on my phone, so basically you open it and you can Love and Cherish your wife. So there's three buttons: Love, Cherish, and Options. If you press Options, there are more buttons like Audio, Video, Advanced, Exit. If you press Audio, you have Master Audio, SFX, Voice, Stereo, Mo 073
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Wanting to go home and draw = very very good, close to ideal Wanting to go home and draw blood from those who've wronged me = very very good, ideal and real Wanting to go home and sandpaper on my thingie = uh oh! Ooohooohhooh... uh oh! 041
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Unsubscribed from: financial outlets and news sources Following: stu pibb index 010
Reposted by clamheideDroogle @snigglegros.bsky.social · 24/05/2026when you ask the guy at the liquor store about alcohol and all he gives you is that strait edge stare 162
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 16/05/2026If my buddy owen were a scam caller, the world would be better verily 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Ejected from the ball game for singing "Buy me some penis and cracker jacks" over and over in the bottom of the third 020
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I will post Shnauzenheimer. In the second pic, you can see he is Snoozenheimer. 021
clamheide @zurheide.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Smoking that East Wind Pot got me contemplating bushido and other such ideas 020
Reposted by clamheideSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Due to some readers expressing interest in using the Supper Mario Broth Mii in the recently released Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream, I have prepared my Mii and an easy-to-draw design for my best friend, Wallop. Instructions in reply! Regular content will now resume. 142192373
