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Matthew (not the apostle)

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🇱🇺🇪🇺 and 🇺🇸 in Minnesota with cats

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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
He also collects VA disability while working full time and is a licensed realtor you have to admit MAGA has a type.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
What do we want? Paradox! When do we want it? Already!
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We (i.e., Americans who are left of center to varying degrees) have got to get over the longing to measure the efficacy of actions by the sincerity of their intent. Pander to me, appeal to me, court me. I don't care as long as I win the fucking argument.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Well, I know what I'm wearing to Thanksgiving in South Dakota this year.
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Jack Brandes @jbrandes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My 'I support automation and consolidation of farmland so that rural areas are depopulated and their people exposed to the civilizing mission of cities and suburbs' t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt
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BoringMNGirl @boringmngirl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
All those people downtown yesterday, no ICE involvement, and not one incident. ICE shows up in a neighborhood and now another Minnesotan is dead. It's pretty obvious who the violent outside agitators are.
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Drug Monkey @drugmonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
When you don’t know for sure that the state law enforcement entities will obey your authority, you do this.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@djinnandtonic.bsky.social I didn't get a photo of it, but there was a guy at the protest in Minneapolis with a First Minnesota Regiment flag from the Civil War (attached to a hockey stick!) and I thought of you. (Also, hi! You don't know me.)
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
a big problem here is the way every scrap of a claim about Democrats supposedly selling out gets hyped and inflated, and then even when it turns out to be untrue people remember it as having happened, or as having almost happened. Builds bad mental models.
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Kendal Killian @kedrickillian.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Nisswa, Minnesota, elected Jennifer Carnahan as mayor. Please just do a Google and then tell me if this is the rural Minnesota bellweather town you think it is. Carnahan assisted a convicted pedophile, married a Congressman, stole from his family, and was run out of the state GOP.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
On Fox 9 just now they interviewed a woman at the scene in Minneapolis. She says she’s not an activist but felt a call to action like she hasn’t felt since 9/11. She says she was raised to love America. She says she’s never felt scared of the government in her life, until now.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I'll take the over
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Lee West @whodat35.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is surreal. 4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during Dakota Wars. ictnews.org/news/north-c...
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Four Oglala detainees located, three still in ICE custody - ICT
The four Lakota detainees were reportedly sent to a former concentration camp used during the Dakota Wars
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Yusuf Sarfati @yusufsarfati.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Atlas Shvitzed @therafischwartz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Lifted from Rep. Hollin's FB page. This is the fucking mood. www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 31/10/2025
As a wise man once said
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none of these reactionaries understand that the last time they made liberal democracy upset, effete Berkeley liberals (followed by communists) invented a way to drop the sun on an entire city
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Cringe signs prove your protest movement has broken containment
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 11/08/2025
That took a turn or two
Anna Mazzola @Anna_Mazz
It's 45 years since the best ever account of an attempted crime.
From the Edinburgh Evening News, 18 August 1978.
While they were waiting at a bus stop in Clermiston, Mr and Mrs Daniel Thirsty were threatened by Mr Robert Clear. 'He demanded that I give him my wifes purse,
said Mr Thirsty. 'Telling him that the purse was in her basket, I bent down, put my hands up her skirt, detached her artificial leg and hit him over the head with it. It was not my intention to do anything more than frighten him oft, but unhappily for us all, he died?
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
JFC this whole era in this country is just so fucking insulting
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
I need this on a bumper sticker or T-shirt or skywriting or postcards or something.
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The Senators that voted 'yes' on this disastrous bill represent more than 30 million FEWER Americans than the Senators that voted 'no.'
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Who? Who the fuck says this? Fucking who?
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
National media or just regular folks that do NOT know what the fuck they are talking about once again being loud and wrong while MN is struggling with tragedy. How don't you have MN sources who can verify basic facts like "is the legislature in session?" Shut up. Quit your job. Log off. Fuck you.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Watch the media today to get a feel for whether burning a Waymo is considered more newsworthy than shooting a state Senator.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I saw Eugene Mirman (voice of Gene on "Bob's Burgers"—I'm enough of a cartoon dork to recognize voice actors) having lunch at the same restaurant. He ordered the charcuterie and I tried sending him a refill on the pâté because *Gene*. But the waiter was, like, "dude, no, we don't refill pâté."
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OuterBoroPrincess @outerbororoyal.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
More Americans voted for Senator Alex Padilla than for 48 of the 53 red state GOP U.S. Senators combined.
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Turing Police Andúnië Branch 🇺🇦🇱🇹🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @dov.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
"It would be better PR to wave the American flag than the Mexican flag" How about you shut the fuck up and go to the protests with said American flag, where you will no doubt be welcomed, and stop policing the cultural identity of unrelated human beings.
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Obsolete Dogma @obsoletedogma.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
For some reason, I was just thinking about how Trump’s former chief of staff tried to warn us right before the election that Trump was a fascist who wanted to rule us like a dictator … and the New York Times put that story on page A12
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Better.
A list of muted words and phrases including "i don't know who needs to hear this," "we are cooked," "let this sink in," and "feckless," each tagged in Blue Sky's text and tags.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Is… is this a dare?
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
An event to elect the most divine cat is called a catclave.
Cat with a yellow Croc on its head like a pope hat.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Point understood and appreciated here. But it's weird how many people responding to this feel that agreement permits insulting the existence of the country and its language. Like… do you see how "Luxembourg's made up hahaha" and "Canada is the 51st state" are kinda symptomatic of the same impulse?
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman in a black and white striped shirt holds a bottle of diet coke
ALT: a woman in a black and white striped shirt holds a bottle of diet coke
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Space Captain Lispegistus 🇪🇺🇧🇬🏴‍☠️ @lispegistus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
American communists: colonialism is good actually as long as it's Eastern Europeans that get colonized.
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’m a really annoying scold about this but politics is a public-facing business. The Republican who’ll whisper what he really thinks about Trump to a reporter, anonymously, doesn’t matter. The Democrat who won’t put his name on a quote criticizing their strategy doesn’t matter.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 14/04/2025
I demand viewpoint diversity in the nation's police forces. From now on, every city has to hire 40% liberals.
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Robert Maguire @robertmaguire.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Imagine not realizing who looks bad in this scenario
Wealthy tech guy explaining "I was a megadonor to the Democrats … I couldn't get a phone call returned from the White House to save my life … The Trump administration is totally different. There's not a single person there you can't get on the phone and talk to."
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
"I didn't vote for" you did. Sorry. You did. Should have listened to the woke libtards instead of your roided out imaginary friends who told you kids were pooping in kitty litter at school
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Omar Wasow @owasow.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
My research on civil rights movement found nonviolent protests were generally more effective for growing coalition but, in absence of police and vigilante repression, many news outlets deemed peaceful protests not newsworthy. Same challenge remains. frontpages.freedomforum.org/gallery?regi...
The Washington Post front page leads with stories about big tech and Trump, a young skier who had a tragic jump, and a judge making a big decision regarding Trump. At the bottom of the front page a thumbnail image showed that protests were covered in the Metro section.The front page of the Chicago Tribune leads with two articles one with the headline "U of I shrugs off rules on athletes' NIL deals' with a big photo of some people hugging in an arena. No mention of protests on the front page.The New York Times Front Page leads with three international stories: "US Primacy Under Threat in Trade War", "In Ukraine, War Takes Poisonous Toll on Soil, Air and Water," and "Video Counters Israel's Version of Aid Killings." Below the fold is a midsized photo with a small title "A Day of Protest." The front page of the San Jose Mercury News has a bit headline "Thousands rally in massive protests" and shows an image of a woman dressed in green like the Statue of Liberty holding up a torch and a sign that reads "Defend Democracy"
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
It's weird how people think due process is something that protects you from prosecution instead of being *prosecution itself*. Also, like, *half* of the Bill of Rights spell out the rights of people accused of crimes.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Devon Archer defrauded the Oglala Sioux, in one of the poorest U.S. counties, of $60 million -- used to prop up his businesses, buy jewelry, etc. He's also a former Hunter Biden partner who flipped to aid Trump, who's now pardoned him Just outrageous nativenewsonline.net/currents/tru...
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Trump Pardons Felon Who Defrauded Oglala Sioux Tribe Enterprise Out of $60 Million
President Donald Trump granted a pardon on Tuesday to Devon Archer, a felon convicted for his involvement in a scheme that defrauded over $60 million in tribal bonds from the business arm of the Oglal...
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Art Candee 🍿🥤 @artcandee.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Wooooooboyyyyyy!!! Democratic House Rep. Melanie Stansbury went off about Republicans discussing efficiency standards for walk-in refrigerators. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Dr. Girlfriend from "Venture Brothers" plus Lily Munster
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
The highest level of friendship is a friend who, if it really came down to it, would kick your ass to keep you from embarrassing yourself. Only half-kidding when I say this is how you can tell America’s oldest ally is France.
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Andy Kaczynski @kfile.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Hard to believe this party hasn’t won a statewide election since 2006.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
"The People's Whip" seems like a good title for AOC.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Seriously, what the *fuck* is wrong with New York? From top to bottom, it's just perplexing watching it from several Great Lakes away.
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Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I've decided it's constitutional for a member of the House to disappear a member of her state's Senate delegation and take the seat.
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mutantmell @mutantmell.net · 13/03/2025
Have you seen this video of Zapp Brannigan’s voice actor doing Trump quotes? m.youtube.com/watch?v=VA8v...
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Donald Trump quotes by Zapp Brannigan: The Complete Edition (No Kif sighing)
YouTube video by Christian Frates
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