Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026(Minnesota's flag changed. But yes, *did* have a gun.) 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Some more kitty food is on the way. From these guys. 121
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Democracy means I can wander into any conversation and micromanage it" hasn't been the best way to set expectations about what democracy feels like. 021
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I had to look it up because while I'm online a concerning amount, it's not terminal. And hoo boy one Google search makes dude seem *unhinged*. #normiepower 011
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Schroeder moved to Toronto and became the most sought-after community theater pianist in all of southern Ontario. 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I'd like to submit for consideration Warren (foreground) and Clyde. 1170
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026"je me glonse…" also _quite_ funny in French, I feel. 030
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I never get to share this and so now I'm going to share it! youtu.be/Jl7K6D3leBo?...youtu.beSing with @DerMichel - The Star-Spangled Banner / US National Anthem [German Version][+Translation]YouTube video by Karl Sternau 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Leeks are tomatoes for northwest European Catholics (see also: Belgian cooking, which is terrific) 171
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What's fun is that that actor also plays the love interest in "Amélie." Such range. 060
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 22/07/2026this is the one correct and true answer 010
Reposted by Matthew (not the apostle)The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 16/07/2026He also collects VA disability while working full time and is a licensed realtor you have to admit MAGA has a type. 314528
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 11/07/2026It's annatto and paprika, ffs. They're not even being self-righteous about "chemicals," just "the vibe is too orange." 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"I don't care if there's no Cabela's in Russia, just do it" 030
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 12/06/2026What do we want? Paradox! When do we want it? Already! 000
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026...because the people doing the behind-the-scenes cajoling, etc., should have been from Maine and with a vested interest in the health of the state party. 000
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026"They didn't *mean* it." But they *did* it, so... not sure why you wanna take the L here, kids. 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026We (i.e., Americans who are left of center to varying degrees) have got to get over the longing to measure the efficacy of actions by the sincerity of their intent. Pander to me, appeal to me, court me. I don't care as long as I win the fucking argument. 141
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026How I wish that was a publicity shot for something other than soccer. 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 03/06/2026"You thought we rejected the style, but we're rejecting the substance" seems to be a message from voters Republicans cannot wrap their heads around. 020
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I'm 51 and my grandfather (whom I did not meet, either) was born in 1888 and in Dakota Territory, which somehow makes it more mind-boggling. 040
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 24/05/2026youtu.be/PXjIddsbAGU?... "These Boots Are Made For Walking" but in French and jazzy!!youtu.beEmilie-Claire Barlow - Ces bottes sont faites pour marcher (Official Audio)YouTube video by Emilie-Claire Barlow 041
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Think of the Supreme Court like a holiday table: there's always room for one more! 020
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Call it "The Cracked Screen" and the another be a still-functioning BlackBerry at the end of the bar that won't shut up about high school. 220
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 22/04/2026"Please stand if you are able for the national anthem, sad_trombone.wav" 051
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 19/04/2026*nods and applauds in South Dakotan* 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 16/04/2026"Strib editorials be damned" would be a campaign slogan I'd throw money at. More money than at a Strib subscription, at least. Oh the irony. 040
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Well, I know what I'm wearing to Thanksgiving in South Dakota this year. 050
Reposted by Matthew (not the apostle)Jack Brandes @jbrandes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026My 'I support automation and consolidation of farmland so that rural areas are depopulated and their people exposed to the civilizing mission of cities and suburbs' t-shirt is raising a lot of questions answered by my shirt 413915
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 10/02/2026I've noticed a hallmark of white supremacy is desperately trying to make inaction look impeccably principled. 030
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 10/02/2026They'd at least sell him the naming rights to the state. They have as little dignity as he does. 120
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 09/02/2026The first step to reconciliation isn't forgiveness, it's contrition — and we'd do well to remember that. 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026I can't say I'd go to Frey's one-man Bicycle Thieves at Fringe, but I'd definitely put the postcard on my fridge 010
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 31/01/2026*whispers* the slop says it's what they would have wanted 110
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I also feel that, as a people, we love buying in bulk. Also an underrated built-in tactical advantage. 050
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026...as the sacred texts of "The Stepford Wives" foretold.media.tenor.coma woman is pushing a shopping cart full of groceries including a bag of maggiALT: a woman is pushing a shopping cart full of groceries including a bag of maggi 000
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026That sounds delightful. Who have I become? 110
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026(laudatory) I feel a sizeable number of gay white dudes north of 40 check most of those boxes, honestly. Even the one without kids. Oh God, maybe *especially* us. 100
Matthew (not the apostle) @zreckoplxb.bsky.social · 26/01/2026It's weird. It's like we're rational people not inventing non-existent people to get mad about. 110
Reposted by Matthew (not the apostle)BoringMNGirl @boringmngirl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026All those people downtown yesterday, no ICE involvement, and not one incident. ICE shows up in a neighborhood and now another Minnesotan is dead. It's pretty obvious who the violent outside agitators are. 2143201460
Reposted by Matthew (not the apostle)Drug Monkey @drugmonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026When you don’t know for sure that the state law enforcement entities will obey your authority, you do this. 513932
