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Allison

@zornhau.org
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Data wrangler, sword fighter, quiet chaos muppet 🪿 St Paul, Minnesota. She/Her

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Allison @zornhau.org · 16/10/2026
DID YOU EAT THE PROTEIN DONUT? We make bad choices in the after-bouting hungry state
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Allison @zornhau.org · 15/10/2026
I reposted from the end of that thread, but it’s very worth reading the whole thing.
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The Embodiment of the Paradox of Tolerance @seltsamerweise.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So what in the ever-loving fuck am I supposed to do with this track record in response to one of the clearest and most urgent national and global crises I've ever experienced? Vote for her again and immediately lose all leverage over her actions? Reward her betrayal of her oath of office?
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
off the fuckin rails www.huffpost.com/entry/ilhan-...
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Rep. Ilhan Omar's Home Raided By Federal Agents
The raid is part of a criminal investigation into the Minnesota congresswoman, DHS said in a statement.
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sydder @sydder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
AN ANNOYING FOOTBALL TEAM THAT'S 5-0 BAYBEEEEEEEEE
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Sean Lim @seanlimmn.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
We Love Our Somali Neighbors 🇸🇴 We Love Our Immigrant Neighbors 🦋
We Love Our Somali Neighbors

artwork / poster design by @SeanLimMNWe Love Our Immigrant Neighbors

artwork / poster design by @SeanLimMN
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As completely deranged and fucked up and wrong as he is, I gotta say it is stressful to have the damn president of the United States constantly attacking my state of Minnesota, sending violence, calling for violence, putting all lives at risk, killing our neighbors. Like it really takes a toll.
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Dan Marshall @danmarstp.marshallwords.com · 02/10/2026
Well, Wes, this sent me down a bizarre astroturf rabbit hole. Let's see who the super creeps behind this are! WakeUpSaintPaul.org is a generic site with some bogus survey likely designed to collect names. It says its a "project of the Domestic Policy Caucus".
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Men Explain Rape to Me.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 29/09/2026
Leaders of business, if everyone is a rockstar, then no one is a rockstar. Also, why is this the go-to compliment? (Cue up Nickelback)
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Allison @zornhau.org · 28/09/2026
So unhinged!
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Allison @zornhau.org · 28/09/2026
Although, at least if you’re me, that fridge is just for drinks and holiday food overflow
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Allison @zornhau.org · 28/09/2026
So she has a midwest basement/garage fridge, right?
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ah lads @popeurbanfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god grant me a big stick to change the things that can be changed with a big stick
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Susan of Hell @susanoftexas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A woman’s lifetime of suffering is weighed against a potential temporary setback in a man’s career, and the man’s self-induced plight always carries more weight.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 27/09/2026
EXACTLY. JFC
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Allison @zornhau.org · 27/09/2026
Exact the reaction in our house too
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Allison @zornhau.org · 26/09/2026
This was a long time ago. I wore a suit to a dev team manager interview, which wasn’t weird. But I clearly should have had a t-shirt and sneakers on.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 26/09/2026
I did not. It also had an excruciating live coding exercise where they displayed my screen up on a wall in the conference room while I did it; it was super painful. In the end, they told me the position was cancelled before they were able to hire.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 26/09/2026
You’re going to be mad people brought a coffee to an interview? Once at an interview, the interviewer asked, do you want to get a coffee? I said yes, and we proceeded to walk a mile to a Starbucks. I had heels on, people. I’m not sure my knees ever recovered
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Mad Dr. A-boo-ly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even the matrix assumed we would've powered the machines via renewables like solar because otherwise how do they go rogue, huh? how do they self-perpetuate if they're dependent on us shoveling coal down their mouths? bfr rn
skeet: Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin
 @voicesbyzane.bsky.social
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The thing about this "AI is gonna go rogue" bullshit is that we've established that this technology requires extremely expensive unpopular infrastructure to run. Like oh god the super intelligence is gonna kill us all please keep letting us build the streaming diesel fume factories 1/4
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fashion tip: the sluttiest thing a straight man can wear is a regular sweater with the sleeves pushed up just a little. This is your cheat code
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Allison @zornhau.org · 22/09/2026
What is wrong with my family
Pumpkin bars in a pan. They have been sliced in a step pattern, like no one wanted to finish a row.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 21/09/2026
Gorgeous!
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Allison @zornhau.org · 19/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach?
Drawing of a small black cat with a knife. Says, Am Smol … Will Fight
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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Allison @zornhau.org · 17/09/2026
I was too hot all summer so the cooler weather of the last week has been amazing but I finally had to give in and put pants on today #HardPantsAreTheWorst
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as a reader of historical romances i have to say the thing where she makes him give up his elaborate revenge plot to prove his love?? baffling. unrealistic. girl this is a group project now
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 13/09/2026
people act like they've never heard of the Midwest
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Jess Miers 🦝 @jmiers230.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I did a somewhat deep dive into the recent OpenAI and Anthropic "hacks" for an upcoming interview. IMO, the AI companies are better off running with the "rogue AI" story because the real story is actually pretty embarrassing. Like making your Wi-Fi password "wifi" embarrassing. 🧵
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Allison @zornhau.org · 13/09/2026
Entirety me for the last week
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Allison @zornhau.org · 11/09/2026
I had to take the Benadryl or I was going to rip my nose off but now I am swimming through pudding And still itchy
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 09/09/2026
First they came for the trans people, and I bear sprayed them because fuck you
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 09/09/2026
The last few days is like a DDOS attack from these companies 🙄 I just finished drafting an op-ed and then see another OMG Machine god is going to kill everyone 😱 post Ok walk me through the step by step action this super intelligent chatbot takes to render everyone us extinct?
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 09/09/2026
City of St Paul just ran an important experiment proving that other human beings continue to exist even when you do peekaboo hands over your face. www.fox9.com/news/st-paul...
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St. Paul’s homeless encampment closures may be on pause indefinitely
There are no scheduled dates to clear St. Paul's remaining homeless encampments after city leaders called the closure of the camp at Pig's Eye Park unsuccessful.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 08/09/2026
I’m so sorry. It’s so hard to lose them.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 04/09/2026
I did the dialect thing and it said I talk most like someone from North Dakota and I reject this
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Allison @zornhau.org · 02/09/2026
Yes, it sounds like there will be opportunities bsky.app/profile/stpa...
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Allison @zornhau.org · 31/08/2026
Truly an evergreen post
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Allison @zornhau.org · 31/08/2026
Happy Monday
Picture of a flower with these words over it

Me: Not today, Satan.
Satan: Oh thank God. I can't even with you right now.
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 10/06/2024
This, in part, is what i mean when i say "all the worst people have realised that magic is real." "That which i tell you 3 times is true" isn't just about literal repetition, but about ingraining a grove into the mind— a fact of perception made into reality by the confirmation of mutilple frames.
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Allison @zornhau.org · 30/08/2026
Post your getaway vehicle
A surprised looking bunny riding a snail with a man’s head
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Stpaulighoul @stpauligrrrl.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you can’t make it to the fair, there will be three other opportunities to see some MN State Crop Art after the fair. First— Sept. 12-28 Boreal, 2276 Como Ave, St. Anthony Park (close to the fair) They have great gallery space and are welcoming crop art from anyone who exhibited at the fair.
Boreal gift shop poster 

Nature in Art
Art in the Loft
Featuring: Crop Art from the Minnesota State Fair
Guest Artist: Zosh Tanner, woodblock prints
SEED R FLAX-WING
boréa
2276 Como Avenue
St. Paul, MN
Sept. 12-28
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Allison @zornhau.org · 29/08/2026
People think there’s a magical incantation they can do to get non-bullshit engine results and they are wrong
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
It's really upsetting that people still think that this is how any of this works. First of all, i hate that people are still using this word, but since they are I guess we should put it in terms they understand when we go out & tell them that EVERYTHING A CHATBOT DOES IS A "HALLUCINATION." Second…
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Allison @zornhau.org · 29/08/2026
A second underground fight club
Church gym basement
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Allison @zornhau.org · 28/08/2026
It is not because that is an abomination and also a late afternoon beverage 😂
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Allison @zornhau.org · 28/08/2026
The crop art line is already about three blocks long!
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Allison @zornhau.org · 28/08/2026
Minnesota State Fair. Where a 9am walking around beer is perfectly reasonable
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Tim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Live report from the Minnesota State Fair, located in the heart of American democracy, where there’s an ICE Out adaptation of Picasso’s Guernica made entirely from crops
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