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Dr. Amuly (she/he)

@amuly.bsky.social
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PhD in Philosophy, specializing in Socratic epistemology, Platonic mathematics, and logic. Covered bridge pervert. Late-30s. Better known for other work: archiveofourown.org/users/Dr_Amuly

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Chris 🧠 talk with humans @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 4h
once again reminding everybody here to make sure your irl people know the AI industry just reinvented the crime skeleton. people think they're alone and private, but they're always in a 3-way line chat with cops after the fact *reminder bsky is also a crime skeleton - but we know this isn't private
in 1930 helene adelaide shelby patented an apparatus for obtaining criminal confessions (above image is patent diagram this will describe, gist is person talking to wall with skeleton behind it and someone else behind the skeleton typing or pushing buttons). The police put the suspect into a darkened chamber where they are confronted by a human skeleton with glowing red eyes that questions them with a voice transmitted from the interrogator behind it, through a megaphone in the mouth. A camera concealed in the skull was to record the confessions.
someone replies: what. 
third person: CONFESS TO THE CRIME SKELETON.
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 3h
Spooky season BEGISN
Shot of my tv with Linus and Charlie Brown from the great pumpkin Charlie Brown
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 3h
100% 100% I keep thinking about when “grab them by the pussy” happened and me and my fellow female grad students looked around like “oh, uh. Fuck yeah I guess that happened to me, huh. Oh, you too??” 🫠🫠 great times great times love being right back here
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 6h
Oh the onion is on a TEAR huh
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 9h
Today my students are reading the Melian dialogue which means I have a THINLY VEILED EXCUSE to talk about Alcibiades and BOY, WILL I.
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 14h
Delightful also to hear real eagle noises. In movies eagles are always dubbed with hawks, since hawks found fierce and eagles sound like adorable squeakers.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 15h
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 14h
6 pack abs not from working out but from how often I have violent IBS just girlie things
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Student journalists across this country have been churning out some of the best journalism these last couple years Thinking of the radio crew covering the encampments in New York, UCLA crew doing the same, not to mention groundbreaking investigation after investigation Brilliant, the best of us
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Andrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 14h
Several people asked for the version of the calendar sans S3 art, so I made one: ko-fi.com/s/d95d72c1ef ❤️
ko-fi.com
NO S3 Good Omens 2027 calendar - Andrea C. White's Ko-fi Shop
Double-sided, 250gsm silk covered paper, A3 size calendar featuring my Good Omens art, sans s3 art, as some people requested.
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Andrea C. White @andreacwhite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Back by popular demand, a new Good Omens calendar is now available in my ko-fi shop ko-fi.com/andycwhite/s... - A3, double sided, ships worldwide, $30 ☺️
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◬ 鹿「 A S T R I N G E N T 」鹿 ◬ @astringent.online · 12/12/2025
news article titled: woman whom nothing is going right for takes solace in having a huge cock

the picture is off a dark haired white woman looking out of a window
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 15h
My brain, fully not booted up yet "...wait, no, they're referenced in Plato's Symposium, Plutar- it's a joke. Amuly, settle down, there's this thing called humor-" Sorry @mattbaume.bsky.social i. i swear I got there, eventually
For a long time, if you wanted to learn about The Sacred Band of Thebes (a Greek army made up of 150 pairs of male lovers) there were only two sources available for you to consult: The sitcom Murphy Brown, and an erotic Men-dot-com film. These were the only two pieces of media to ever acknowledge the Sacred Band’s existence
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 15h
after giving up yesterday, tried again today and I THINK I figured out the records request system. Mind you, I think this doctor's office is about to receive 8 different faxes of my medical records, but one of them might have the information they need??
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Sam Weller @samwellerauthor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the most remarkable story Ray Bradbury ever shared with me. He told it to me late one night, sitting in his den of antiquities and mementos. Take five minutes to read this. It’s pure magic. #Writing #Living #Creativity #RayBradbury #BookSky
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 17h
Lol this dude is the same age as me
Mirror selfie of me in a Fleetwood match shirt hair pulled up on top in a bun but down in the back and over my chest. I’m not saying I’m a smoke show but damn I look normal for my age and not like a ghoul
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has begun
Embroidery hoop with a scene of a waffle hut on ski slopes. Some of it has begun to get filled in, specifically sky and some of the background slopes and some of the foreground slopes
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It has begun
Embroidery hoop with a scene of a waffle hut on ski slopes. Some of it has begun to get filled in, specifically sky and some of the background slopes and some of the foreground slopes
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Toy Story toys crave to be played with even though it requires them to feign inanimacy. What they truly crave is death
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pretty disheartening that my reaction to “large sections of the internet might go down” is just an exhausted “fine. Good.”
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn. I’m reading this book on Alcibiades by Jacqueline de Romilly… and it’s really good, lolol. She gets my boy
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Listen I know this is the most Me thing I could possibly say but: understanding Alcibiades is key to understanding this moment of civic and moral decay in American life
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thomas (sad boy autumn version) @mistaketheory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's their time
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
engadget.com
Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Week 3 of trying to figure out health insurance so I can ya know, have health insurance and go to my allergy appointment which is... next week. Which if I can't get this sorted and set up with an allergist by then, then 2 years of allergy shots aaareeee down the tubes
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In Medias Malone @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As a professor, most of what I do is log in to things
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Meta Muse appears to read your Apple messages and upload them to the cloud even if you explicitly tell it not to: appleinsider.com/articles/26/...
appleinsider.com
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Youth Pastor Voice*
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, teaching the parable of the Good Samaritan to these New England college students: “So you, a Red Sox fan, get mugged. A bruins fan walks by you without stopping. So does a pats fan. But then a guy in a Yankees jersey stops and helps you. Whaaatt??!?”
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no fucking way. i can't believe they're actually trying this playbook again, so transparently. cheesus fuck
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favorite modernish country song is The Giver by Chappell Roan because it’s about her being really good at going down on other women and Miranda Lambert doesn’t have the fuckin balls to write that song
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Ok I'm going to put on some music that's not MCR, surely some variety would be good." *other music* "Yes I am enjoying myself, other music is good" *Helena enters via shuffle* "Never mind there's only one good band this is the only thing I want to listen to all other contenders gtfo"
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Slept poorly, woke up starving, after a couple hours of work despaired from having a good breakfast. This is your sign that in fact things can get better
Three pieces of bacon, some scrambled eggs, pico de gallo, shredded chedder cheese
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
CHEESUS something was in the water in France 1930
Weil finished first in the exam for the certificate of "General Philosophy and Logic" with Simone de Beauvoir finishing second, ahead of the 28 other students, all male.
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"This pro always replies within 3 hours!" LLM reply *doesn't answer the question I sent over* Wow, real useful.
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna end up cutting all these videos together into a supercut set to The Police by the end of the week
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Putting together the next one... yes i see the tangents that need fixing hold please
a digital collage of someone's picture of ski slopes, a picture of the ski mountain, and a waffle cabin but flipped over the horizontal axissketch of that collage on a sheet of paper inside a circle. there's a cabin in front, lines representing some skis on the side of the building, a mountain in the background with ski slopes, and snow. all just sketched in pencilsketch in blue pencil on a piece of fabric inside an embroidery hoop. there's a cabin in front, lines representing some skis on the side of the building, a mountain in the background with ski slopes, and snow. all just sketched in blue pencil
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Jess 💖 @jessicajrossana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Millennial bisexuals everywhere arise! The beacons are lit!
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz on the set of The Mummy 4
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She’s suuuchhh a good legislator it would frankly be a shame to lose her to the executive branch. So I hope she does go after the senate seat
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: 5 million years ago - a bunch of bedbugs lounge around in a living room, looking totally bored. Panel 2: another bedbug excitedly bursts through the front door and exclaims, “someone invented beds!” Panel 3: one of the bedbugs looks over their shoulder at the other and says, “you’re joking”
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Vibing watching baking shows and organizing my embroidery floss. Rainy Sunday things
A box of embroidery floss in my lap and 3 more in the floor and those are just the ones that are done
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Alright managed to get in a serious half day of work which I think counts for a whole day of work since it’s a Sunday. Taking the rest of the weekend off 🙏
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Kyle Starks @thekylestarks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you sign up for STICKER CLUB by the end of this month you will get these two SPOOKY TREATS patreon.com/kylestarks #halloween #scream #nosferatu #stickers #stickerclub
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look I normally resist hot-take bait but it's a rain sunday, my wife is snoozing, i'm making sure the cat and dog don't hurt each other, and i'm ostensibly working on my slides for the week. i'm allowed a single hot take bait
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here's what it says if you haven't heard it: that you haven't been to a big public space (sports game, bar) in the last couple months, and that you don't listen to top 20 radio stations. That's all it says. Yes it's hugely popular but only if you're interacting w mainstream music
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Dr. Amuly (she/he) @amuly.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MCR is doing a thing where you can enter to win a prize pack for The Black Parade's 25th anniversary and ya know you get extra entries for other stuff you do. It's pissing me offff tho that all the listener numbers are through spotify bc do u KNOW how much I listen to MCR every day? Only on Tidal
MCR page where you get entry points for different things, 1000 points for referring a friend, 1000 points for joining the mailing list, 2000 for pre-saving on spotify, 2000 points for pre-adding on spotify, 60 points for listening every day on spotify. which i DO, but on TIDAL. gosh damn them
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