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J. Tiberius Vnuk

@zoph.bsky.social
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 11h
It's a bad/wrong argument for a lot of reasons, but I think the simplest refutation of the claim that capital punishment is better for taxpayers than life imprisonment is that we should be fine with paying more money to not do that. In fact lots of things are worth paying for because they are Just
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 17h
I'm a lapsed retro gamer/collector, and while I've kind of skipped out of the last several years it does look like the entire scene is plagued with AI vibe-coded trash now, and that breaks my heart. I simply can't trust any new translation, port, or mod that comes out of the scene
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 18h
How I arrived on Bluesky
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Mascot Running from Explosion
ALT: Mascot Running from Explosion
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 22h
I think Digger is a movie I would like to see
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Reading Emily Wilson's introduction to the newest Aeneid translation and it is getting me pumped as heck to teach it again
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sitting on literally hundreds of unread books so if the bottom really does fall out of the entertainment industry and/or it's obliterated by AI grey goo I'm grateful I'll be able to retreat into those in the worst case scenario
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Dix @dixonij.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucking hell. Private Equity style businesses should be illegal. It's insane how their hyperanti-consumer practices run counter to the "hey we need people to consume consume consume" methodologies of Capitalism in exchange for extraction of all value from a body that doesn't know it's dead yet.
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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Control Resonant good
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Kroger mailed me monthly coupons that clocked my grocery habits at 100%. Time to go off grid
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DIGGER being such a MORTDECAI-sized bomb that it threatens the sale to Paramount would be a very funny result to all this
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Toussaint Egan @thesaintoftous.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You can tell Control Resonant wasn't made in America by the way there are billboards all across Manhattan promoting awareness about climate change, unionization, and suing your employer for wrongful termination.
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It has always been a roll of the dice if the random person you're talking to on the internet is a fully literate adult but the odds on that roll have gotten exponentially worse. precision and nuance in language is lost on an increasing percentage of the net population. folks really are vibe reading
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've spent most of my time with Control Resonant so far reminiscing on how much Control 1 absolutely rocks. It seems to be taking its time really getting into gear but I have faith in that Remedy has never let me down
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
normalize bullying and shunning businesses that use AI slop in any capacity
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Will Quinn @willquinnart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Daily bunny no.3446 is not left-handed
Bunnies re-enact the duel between Inigo and Wesley in "The Princess Bride", with a masked bunny fighting against a dashing shaggy bunny with a gold sword. The masked bunny is cornered, near the edge of a rocky cliffside, but still has a trick up his sleeve
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Amusing local politics moment: news out this week is a smear on Dan Osborn, independent who has a chance of getting the GOP out of the Senate, involving secret recordings of him saying things about Trump voters meant to hurt him, but every single comments section I've seen has been just "based lol"
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My brain fried uncle from 15 years ago is now in charge of all public health in the US
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thought I'd try the Runza rewards app. It sent me four push notifications within 30 minutes on installation. Fastest delete I've ever done
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A struggling local restaurant that started posting AI-generated cries for help about it and then started lashing out at customers who found this frustrating and unappealing is now on the brink of shutting for good, and while I feel bad for them I also feel like they chose to devalue themselves??
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Angel Studios presents Adolf: The Untold Story
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Magic the Gathering lore-postin'
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Imagine if your siblings were named Mopsy, Flopsy, and Cotton-tail and you got stuck with the name Peter. What a bunch of bullshit
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You will be visited by three spirits.
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Simpsons: Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney in the Mine
ALT: Simpsons: Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney in the Mine
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
2002: I do not care for Harry Potter 2007: to humor my partner I will read Harry Potter 2026: I do not care for Harry Potter
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Explaining to students from the perspective of employers that a job where your labor is mainly produced/reproducible by AI is the most cuttable job, and also the prospective candidate who has no skills outside of using AIs is the least hireable
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Perhaps the most spiritually dead mass media product in all of modernity
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Project Kinodämmerung: Noel @ Wings of Theve @venomnoel1.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My classroom lectures are now sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's pretty clear ATM that a self-regulating free market is a fake idea because people have been angry they can't afford anything for years now and the prices keep going up anyway
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Knew a guy a for a long time who was the most obnoxious "being a libertarian is my entire personality" type who posted the same "scrooge was right actually" essay every Christmas and the essay sucked ass every time
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Accidentally made the best negroni tonight
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Unreasonably annoyed by this AI slop image I just encountered in the wild of a Sega Genesis that's halfway between a Model 1 and a Model 2 but also has red PAL Mega Drive buttons despite the Genesis branding
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I keep inadvertently directing my ancient lit students to various esoteric and gnostic ideas and systems of thought, which I think means I'm step by step transforming into Mr. Edogawa the Occult teacher from Persona
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
First they came for the piece of shit has-beens
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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nico @nicodelort.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
compilation of favorite video game locations pieces I've made over the years - all 5x7" ink on claybord I think i started during first lockdown in 2020 with the Secret of Mana piece (non-exhaustive cause carousels are limited to 10)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/04/2026
#shoegaze
the famousmeme where the lady tells Godzilla "go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy." but I have replaced the city background with the cover of Loveless and changed the caption to read 

go ahead and blast My Bloody Valentine Godzilla. Make the people happy.
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Wrong 80 year old died AGAIN
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Some people are so universally beloved that I think we shouldn’t be told when they die. Let us figure it out eventually but never receive confirmation. We should always be able to idly speculate that somehow there’s a chance they *could* still be alive
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every Fox News speaking panel is like -90 year old megachurch grifter -otherwise identity-less blonde woman -Patrick Bateman -cartoon character come to life
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/08/2026
as more and more celebs are coming out in (paid) support of AI remember that it was only a few years ago that they were shilling for NFTs
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Kinda freaking out that I've been enjoying bonus pay for the last year and now my monthly pay is shrinking by like 25% despite feeling like I've been breaking even all this time 🥲
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Kinda bullshit that we're gonna get hyperinflation *after* I cleared my six figures of student loan debt
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Rachel Ernst @rachelernst.myatproto.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot begin to count the amount of technology tools I have been told in the last 20 years that I need to teach my students how to use because they were the future. 95% of them are gone. A tool is a tool.
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J. Tiberius Vnuk @zoph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Growing bullish on GTA6 collapsing the entire industry
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