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David McCutcheon

@zoopsoul.bsky.social
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Metacritic. GameSpot. GameFAQs. Fat. Bald.

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Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best thing I saw at DragonCon by far. Silent Hill Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Head. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Regarding Saber CEO.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Absolum is way too fun, gang.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Also, new Mega Man. Finally, a reason to not kill myself this year.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Not often a game nearly sweeps every category and I say “that was the right choice” in all of those categories. Expedition 33 is the best game since Elden Ring. Happy it’s getting all of the love it deserves.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“There’s nothing more American than spending Thanksgiving around a pedophile or two, right?” - Some damage control representative’s drafts right now
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Whoever coined the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” deserves to have their yum yucked.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If I see AI sludge as your @steampowered.com banner for your indie game, know that I would never play a solitary second of it. Pay artists.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Overall, I’m underwhelmed with most of the courses in Mario Kart World. That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Definition of a dumb motherfucker. Hyphenated-name-having idiot voting to make it harder for women who have hyphenated names to vote.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I always knew @tamoorh.com would be an action star one day.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
RIP Wayne June. “These nightmarish creatures can be felled—they can be beaten.”
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My new obsession at work is finding games made by kids who were born in 2005 that take place in the early 90s and nothing looks like what the early 90s looked like.
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
A sign for "Mega Man Twitter, formerly Mega Man X."
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This is a league that wants to EXPAND and have two more non-competitive teams to join 25 others who cannot compete.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A lot of people baffled why they did this and I suspect the actual mechanism is that the Loss Prevention Consultants they hired are ex-cop shitheads who watch Fox News all day and thought BLM and anfifa were burning down cities to help the cartel white slavery rings and reasoned out from there
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 15/01/2025
the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It’s so funny that Elon Musk was pretending to play Diablo 4 while Whoopi Goldberg got so mad that it wasn’t coming to Mac, she basically blasted Blizzard until they start giving her gifts.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/01/2025
Very brave of them, not everyone has the courage of a publisher that made seven dogshit games that everyone hated in a row
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Remember when everybody laughed at all of the dumb hillbillies in Borat who said insanely offensive shit and we were like “boy, what a silly niche part of American culture they are”? I feel like they subsequently became all of the law and policy makers in the country as our cosmic punishment.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 07/01/2025
[CROWD BOOING]
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Damn porn bots went apeshit on this app too didn’t they
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We’re so creatively bankrupt that it’s the third day of 2025 and I’m already having to write “(2024)” after game titles that are already being reused from last year. If you’re spending a portion of your life creating anything, at least Google the fucking name before you use it, dude. Goddammit.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
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u/KnatEgeis99 • 188d
The lyrics of Get Low have changed.
Flip-Flop

It used to be "till the sweat drops down and falls", "all these females crawl" and "ah skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet", but now it's "till the sweat drops down my balls", "all these bitches crawl", and "ah skeet skeet motherfuckers". I hate this. The OG lyrics were classic and so much better.

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I think you were listening to the clean version brother
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Andrew Cogswell @joyboygenius.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
White elephant gift exchange but everyone can only give Cameos and the spending limit is $10
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Is there anything these dumb assholes can’t be wrong about
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 27/12/2024
Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
NEW YORK — A team of copyright lawyers at Nintendo have begun putting together a case against Luigi Mangione, although some members of the team…
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all of my cucks and simps out there, or whatever people call their acquaintances nowadays. I got some cool shit. @realbiffwiff.bsky.social will be on my tree every year next to my Precious Moments figurines.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Look I’m the biggest socialist on here (it’s a competition and I won already, no recounts) but the amount of Pelosi-pilled, Rosie the riveter-brandishing, Etsy-store-running liberalism in my timeline sucks. Like, it’s too late for this shit. Give it a rest.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Massive work pet peeve: don’t lead with “our game is coming out in Q2 2025!” and then bury an exact date near the end of your email. It’s confusing. Get your shit together, folks.
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Brendan Hesse @brendanlh.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My job has me so used to mostly writing and editing news, preorder guides, and SEO-related stuff that when I actually get to write about my actual thoughts and feelings on a game (or anything else) it feels *really good, dude.*
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
The legendary So Taguchi. Got my World Series ticket signed, back when you got an actual ticket and live events ruled.
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伊藤暢達/Masahiro Ito @adsk4.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
>Silent Hill 2 Remake won 0 awards at this years Game Awards unfortunately Well, it's what it is.😌 The OGSH2 couldn't get any award back then, either. Award is award.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I wonder if it ever bums rage against the machine out that 90% of their listenership thinks their songs are about how guys who own parking lots or whatever shouldn't have to pay taxes
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Ryan Bernardoni @dangercart.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
That a dude with a couple cameras and a plate of appetizers can make something worth $82.5 million and a media company looks at that and goes "couldn't we make even more money if we had AI do it?" tells you exactly how stupid these people are
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
My brilliant idea is a GPS that talks to you like your drunk uncle who drives a truck for a living. “Alright now turn right. NOT THIS ONE WHAT ARE YOU DOING…! Well now you passed it. Good job, idiot.”
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/12/2024
Hello, gamers! We will be posting all of the winners of The Hard Drive Game Awards in this thread. Our First Award: Best Game That's Never Releasing which goes to Silksong! We're also fundraising for @translifeline.bsky.social, donate below if you are able! give.translifeline.org/team/624219
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 13/12/2024
Best Try Not to Cum Game goes to Edge Hero!
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
The absolute CRINGE of Snoop pausing to let the audience say 'six in the morn' and nobody responded because there are only 12 Black video game devs
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Heyyy they got GOTY correct, at least. #TheGameAwards
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This infinity Nikki song was better the first time when it was in super Mario odyssey. #TheGameAwards
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
lol @ Silent Hill 2 losing audio design. Guessing Konami and Kojima’s breakout weighs heavily on the Keighleys. #TheGameAwards
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Games Journalism is like fewer than 40 people now. Magazines are basically gone and websites are not far behind. None of this is a surprise, but it's incredibly sad. We had something awesome for a while there. Younger generations have no idea what they missed out on. aftermath.site/ziff-davis-i...
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IGN, GamesIndustry.biz, And Humble Lose Key Staff To Soft Layoffs - Aftermath
"We're all just kind of at sea"
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Anton Hur @antonhur.com · 11/12/2024
5th person to be cured of HIV “Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”
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5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV
Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The presidential physical fitness test is back and Joe Rogan is giving certificates to 4th graders that last the longest in a sensory deprivation tank while on DMT
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