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David McCutcheon

@zoopsoul.bsky.social
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Metacritic. GameSpot. GameFAQs. Fat. Bald.

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The Ghost of Greg @booksnotwooks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Best thing I saw at DragonCon by far. Silent Hill Bass Pro Shop Pyramid Head. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @jasonkirk.fyi
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Regarding Saber CEO.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Absolum is way too fun, gang.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Also, new Mega Man. Finally, a reason to not kill myself this year.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Not often a game nearly sweeps every category and I say “that was the right choice” in all of those categories. Expedition 33 is the best game since Elden Ring. Happy it’s getting all of the love it deserves.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“There’s nothing more American than spending Thanksgiving around a pedophile or two, right?” - Some damage control representative’s drafts right now
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Whoever coined the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” deserves to have their yum yucked.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
If I see AI sludge as your @steampowered.com banner for your indie game, know that I would never play a solitary second of it. Pay artists.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Overall, I’m underwhelmed with most of the courses in Mario Kart World. That said, Boo Cinema is as good as any track in the history of Mario Kart.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Anti-voter, which is all they’ve ever been. The fewer votes = the more likely they win. It’s why voter suppression is their key to victory.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Definition of a dumb motherfucker. Hyphenated-name-having idiot voting to make it harder for women who have hyphenated names to vote.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Something tells me the other has less NDAs he gives out than the one we know.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I always knew @tamoorh.com would be an action star one day.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
RIP Wayne June. “These nightmarish creatures can be felled—they can be beaten.”
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
My new obsession at work is finding games made by kids who were born in 2005 that take place in the early 90s and nothing looks like what the early 90s looked like.
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Okay I'll admit I burst out loud laughing at this one
A sign for "Mega Man Twitter, formerly Mega Man X."
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
This is a league that wants to EXPAND and have two more non-competitive teams to join 25 others who cannot compete.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
He’s pushing 40. The IBS is setting in, that’s all.
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eve6 @eve6.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
We really need to broaden the definition of the word looter
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Trying to slap the hog and blam, a wild Geller appears and asks me if I know the correlation between Solovyov’s Crisis of Western Philosophy and the 1989 seminal PC classic, Weird Dreams.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A lot of people baffled why they did this and I suspect the actual mechanism is that the Loss Prevention Consultants they hired are ex-cop shitheads who watch Fox News all day and thought BLM and anfifa were burning down cities to help the cartel white slavery rings and reasoned out from there
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Yep.
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 15/01/2025
the crazy part is this means the facebook we’ve all been experiencing for the past 5 years was the *good* version
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I’m debating taking the plunge, though money’s tight with a new deductible season upon us. Could you share some of the pieces of media discussed in this piece, please? Thank you.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
It’s so funny that Elon Musk was pretending to play Diablo 4 while Whoopi Goldberg got so mad that it wasn’t coming to Mac, she basically blasted Blizzard until they start giving her gifts.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 11/01/2025
Very brave of them, not everyone has the courage of a publisher that made seven dogshit games that everyone hated in a row
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Remember when everybody laughed at all of the dumb hillbillies in Borat who said insanely offensive shit and we were like “boy, what a silly niche part of American culture they are”? I feel like they subsequently became all of the law and policy makers in the country as our cosmic punishment.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
The same as my expectations for this country moving forward.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Well, Triple Threads is now $700 at my LCS, for starters, up from $375 in 2022.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Amazon.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh god yes. Look at the chrome sheen on most products now vs. four years years ago, such as Bowman’s Best. Pristine and Gilded were affected, too. The cards look so cloudy now. Whatever they’re coating them with makes me question how they’ll hold up years from now, and it hinders their desirability.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 07/01/2025
[CROWD BOOING]
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Damn porn bots went apeshit on this app too didn’t they
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Mind-boggling.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
We’re so creatively bankrupt that it’s the third day of 2025 and I’m already having to write “(2024)” after game titles that are already being reused from last year. If you’re spending a portion of your life creating anything, at least Google the fucking name before you use it, dude. Goddammit.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The day my kid is scheduled to return to school after a three week break…
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
reddit continues to unintentionally produce the funniest people and situations imaginable
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u/KnatEgeis99 • 188d
The lyrics of Get Low have changed.
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It used to be "till the sweat drops down and falls", "all these females crawl" and "ah skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet", but now it's "till the sweat drops down my balls", "all these bitches crawl", and "ah skeet skeet motherfuckers". I hate this. The OG lyrics were classic and so much better.

KidNamedMohammed • 188d
I think you were listening to the clean version brother
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Ok but this actually sounds amazing
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Andrew Cogswell @joyboygenius.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
White elephant gift exchange but everyone can only give Cameos and the spending limit is $10
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Late to the party but got these in one group break for Christmas.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Is there anything these dumb assholes can’t be wrong about
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 27/12/2024
Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...
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Confused Nintendo Copyright Lawyers Get Ready For Luigi Mangione Murder Trial
NEW YORK — A team of copyright lawyers at Nintendo have begun putting together a case against Luigi Mangione, although some members of the team…
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry Christmas to all of my cucks and simps out there, or whatever people call their acquaintances nowadays. I got some cool shit. @realbiffwiff.bsky.social will be on my tree every year next to my Precious Moments figurines.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Imagine the mortgage on that.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Is that Ryan Ludwick?
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the One Ring.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
I just hit $4000 worth the cards and I’m refreshing that tracking every five minutes.
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David McCutcheon @zoopsoul.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Hard pressed to find a nicer one.
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