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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 6h
In times of stress and turmoil, his words come to me...
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Danny Glover: I'm Too Old For This Shit
ALT: Danny Glover: I'm Too Old For This Shit
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 10h
@jzellis - Stopping climate collapse before it ends civilization and probably our species has been estimated to cost in the ballpark of who gives a flying fuck, we either do it or we die, I can't believe people are so stupid they need this explained to them
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 19h
"Unusual Circumstances"... Yeah. Okay. Not the fact that no one either wanted or needed this movie?
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A meme based on a scene from Austin Powers, featuring Dr. Evil, Frau Farbissina, and two henchmen in gray suits standing together and laughing maniacally. Text at the top reads: "New developments at the Department of Defense," with a small "made with mematic" watermark in the bottom left corner.
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First Among Equals @pyncster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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southerngirlraven7.bsky.social @southerngirlraven7.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Buxy @buxy.xyz · 03/10/2026
Yeah
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ally_said_it   

Me in 2016: I should probably stay away from posting anything too political   

Me in 2026: AND ANOTHER FUCKING THING...
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love this.
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Midnight Ross💙💛 @rphutch1975.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodnight Bluesky
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's been a doosie 😮‍💨
Cartoon of 💀 dressed in black robe

What a fucking decade this week has been
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A two-panel meme featuring frames from a news interview. In both top and bottom panels, a young man speaking into a Fox 5 news microphone looks shocked and wide-eyed. The top text reads: "If all they had to do was write an essay apologizing." The bottom text reads: "Well then so can Luigi."
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Morpheus: You have to let it all go, Neo. Fear, doubt, and disbelief. Free your mind.
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Monica At The Movies @monicasmovies.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Crow (1994) 🎬🖤🎬🖤🎬🖤
The Crow (1994)
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This painting just goes to show you just how little things change.
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My timeline this morning, one right after the other...
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A text graphic set over a rich floral background filled with colorful flowers in shades of red, pink, yellow, and white. In the center, a white text box contains black text reading:   "everyday im like "wtf is happening" then i go to bed"
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White Rose Resistance @whiteroseresistance.org · 29/09/2026
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Codfather #FBPE 🇫🇷🇪🇺 @codfather.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😂 Those chickens always nail it
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A black-and-white image depicting a person in a polar bear costume submerged in water up to their chest. The person is holding up a handwritten protest sign that reads: "WAKE UP HUMANS YOU'RE ENDANGERED TOO."
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First Among Equals @pyncster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another Monday…
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You need to be more specific, my dude.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ultrafacts Follow   QR codes have been popping up in cemeteries. When you scan a code on a gravestone, you can read an obituary and see photos of the deceased.   (Below the text are two photos: the top photo shows a black headstone engraved with a square QR code above the word "Beloved". The bottom photo shows a hand holding a smartphone up to scan a QR code attached to a granite headstone near flowers.)   Ultrafacts.tumblr.com   riteofswing Follow   2000 years later: "The strange glyphs appearing on gravestones from the early 21st century onward remain a mystery. These astoundingly complex patterns (no two exactly the same) have been found on many other 21st century artifacts, and are believed to have religious significance. Recovered images suggest they were probably sacred to the ancient North American god, Apple, and were meant to ensure that the departed would continue to be financially successful in the afterlife."   bedlamsbard Follow   As an archaeologist I can confirm that that is pretty much exactly what will happen in the future.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
four-panel comic meme using scenes from That '70s Show.

    Top Left: Eric Forman, labeled "CORRUPT POLITICIANS," talks to Donna Pinciotti, labeled "BILLIONAIRES," who says, "I'm kind of broke."

    Top Right: Eric hands money to Donna, saying, "Here, take some money. I love you."

    Bottom Left: Jackie Burkhart, labeled "HOMELESS AMERICANS," stands next to Fez and says, "I'm broke too."

    Bottom Right: Michael Kelso turns to Jackie and shouts, "WELL DAMN JACKIE, I CAN'T CONTROL THE ECONOMY!"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mental Masochist
@SentientSadist   

Me at my 225th rodeo:   

"What the hell is going on?"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ETHAN HAWKE on why you shouldn’t have a favourite Beatle…
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Accurate...
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"Voted for it for *other* people, not me!"
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
jensbooks247 5h

You know who else banned the press?

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DICTATOR IN THE WORLD. OPEN A MOTHERFUCKING HISTORY BOOK YOU ILLITERATE POTATO SPROUTS.
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Thinking about writing a book about adulthood. Working title: One Damn Thing After Another.
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still one of my absolute favorite films.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So how do I find joy in this bleak world? Well currently anytime I see a poll about Trumps approval numbers, I comment "Those numbers are way too high." Every. Single. One. So there's that.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐄 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/day-or-night-55008085
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A line graph with two axes illustrating an exponential relationship. The vertical y-axis is labeled "HOW GRUMPY YOU ARE," and the horizontal x-axis is labeled "HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE YOU'VE HAD A F-CKIN BREAK." A black curve starts relatively low on the left and trends sharply upward to the top right, indicating that grumpiness increases exponentially the longer a person goes without taking a break.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
four-panel political comic by Stonetoss showing a game of tug-of-war.   Panel 1: A figure in a yellow shirt strainingly pulls on a rope. They are labeled "CNN", "MS NOW", and "POLITICO".   Panel 2: A smirking figure wearing a yellow shirt pulls the rope alongside a strained figure in a grey shirt labeled "FOX".   Panel 3: On the opposite side of the rope, a strained figure in a red shirt labeled "DONNIE" pulls alongside a monocled, top-hatted figure in a suit labeled "US OLIGARCHS".   Panel 4: A close-up of the figure in the yellow shirt looking on with a smirk, saying, "FINALLY".
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it's an uncivil war @lucyksy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Being intelligent in this timeline feels like being awake during surgery.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time traveler: hey what year is this?
Me: 2026
Time traveler: has it happened yet?
Me: what?
Time traveler: the disaster
Me:

Below the text is a scene from Batman Beyond showing the villain Blight, a glowing green skeleton in a suit. Subtitles read: "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 @disentingcat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
(Teacher) IF THERE ARE NO QUESTIONS, WELL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER.
(Calvin) I HAVE A QUESTION.
(Teacher) CERTAINLY, CALVIN.
WHAT IS IT?
(Calvin) WHATS THE POINT OF HUMAN EXISTENCE?
(Teacher) I MEANT ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE SUBJECT AT HAND
(Calvin) FRANKLY, I'D LIKE TO HAVE THE ISSUE RESOLVED BEFORE I EXPEND ANY MORE ENERGY ON THIS.
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Exactly.
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zombifiedcarl.bsky.social @zombifiedcarl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Know what I haven't seen a lot of lately? Those jacked up penis trucks with fifteen Trump flags on them. What happened guys? Can't afford gas now? Or are you as sick of his bullshit as the rest of us?
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Marcos Martín @panelsyndicate.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day.
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Brad T. Jonas @bradtjonas.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
that boy needs therapy
p1: “Life has been pretty intolerable,” guy in red chair says.

p2: “Have you considered therapy?” guy in blue chair asks while scribbling on a notepad.

p3: “Uhh…isn’t that what this is?” the guy in the red chair asks.

p4: “No, I just like to draw caricatures of sad people,” blue chair guy says, showing his doodle.

“I was wondering why my insurance covered this,” red chair guy says.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
drlaurenhughes

Man for people who hate SNAP because it's a handout sure are salivating over a fake $5000 handout
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B|\NGER @bangerrr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day!
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ℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The USA seems to be caught somewhere between Nazi Germany and The Fall of Rome
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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