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@zombarista.io
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sunblock enthusiast. here to post until my blood pressure kills me. web developer. Wyoming. whatever. aka @bradkovach.x.com @bradkovach.twitter.com #Angular / #TypeScript / #WebDeveloper / #SoftwareDevelopment

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zombarista @zombarista.io · 17/06/2026
@mollyjongfast.bsky.social re: Iran's windfall... I feel like our citizens are too tired to comprehend or understand $300bn. This is almost $900/US citizen; it's more like $1100 if narrowed to taxpayers.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 24/04/2026
[coughs for three minutes] wow this vape is delicious
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 07/03/2026
Apple: do you need a new faptop? Introducing MacBook Neo…
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 02/03/2026
@dominos-pizza.bsky.social love the new app!! Congratulations to your dev team for a great release!
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 20/02/2026
nice to watch trump developing his spin and angle in real time
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 03/02/2026
honestly, clonezilla is confusing and unstable. I just want 10 laptops w/ windows 11; why that so hard?
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 08/01/2026
ya know… on second thought I don’t think we learned very much playing pato pato gonzo in our spanish class we got college credit for it tho
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 25/12/2025
Your passwords/temporary passwords (or security codes lol) should be embarrassing and vulgar so that people won’t share them. The shame of saying “regularly-pegged-by-wife-djdusksnb” out loud might keep your grandparents from reading passwords to scammers over the phone.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 14/12/2025
as always, what the fuck is goin on with the wifi?
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 18/11/2025
donald trump is just an LLM. he strings his sentences together one word at a time based on what feels like the right next word to say. AI can make mistakes. Check all responses for errors.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 05/11/2025
u guys what if someone took a remote to an #esports event and turned off all the tvs?
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Zack Bornstein @zackbornstein.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
I don’t understand why dating is so hard, all I’m looking for is a new best friend from scratch who I’m willing to die for that must get along with all my family and friends and have comparable ambition and identical values and wild sexual chemistry with me and no else forever
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 05/11/2025
California be like open.spotify.com/track/5Klo65...
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Go West - 2003 Remaster
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
it is my pleasure to report they are indeed mad as fuck on the other site over being blocked and ignored. keep up the excellent work everyone
Free the World @PatriotVerity
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I joined Bluesky 6 hours ago, have not said anything rude or abrasive, and I'm already blocked by over 58,000 people.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 18/10/2025
@mcuban.bsky.social you’re always great when you’re on Real Time w/ Bill Maher. Bill’s always so engaged when you’re on.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 09/10/2025
Part of me feels like Bluesky is implementing censorship (no NSFW content in Florida, Arizona, Texas, Wyoming, due to new “decency” laws) because they want to force the network and protocol to decentralize. Everyone is enjoying making bsky the new Twitter, but that’s not the long-term goal.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 27/08/2025
Have any rapid response groups announced a plan for if/when the Supreme Court strikes down same-sex marriage? The only thing I can think to meet the moment is a general-strike. A country that pulls the rug on one of the most-basic human dignities does not deserve your labor.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 27/08/2025
why r we razing the rainforests? 1. cryptocurrency 2. artificial intelligence 3. paper for the pre-nup
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Dennis @dennis.plumbob.social · 03/07/2025
iOS 26 users, play a video in the Photos app. Do other things. Does it keep playing? I’ve found I have to pause the video to stop it. It will literally play over any audio.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 28/06/2025
ever walk past a house that just used an entire bottle of fabric softener?
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 09/05/2025
Have we talked about how #ai is accidentally helping scammers by proofreading and tightening up grammar and phrasing when they generate summaries?
Original text message scam. Riddled with typos and weird grammarApple Intelligence summary: no grammar or typographical errors (for a headline).
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 19/04/2025
Apple DESPERATELY needs to do something to sever (haha—praise keir) their streaming service brand from their hardware ecosystem. Do you know how many people I I know that have said they haven’t watched something because they don’t have an iPhone/iPad/Mac? More than a handful. #AppleTV #Severance
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 02/03/2025
The #AcademyAward for leading actor in a film to get their #hog cranked in a brothel within the first five minutes of a 3.5 hour film will probably go to Adrian Brody. #oscars
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 26/02/2025
this is the face of a man who is about to end the bird flu epidemic by eating every infected bird
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Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko-bednarski.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 21/01/2025
@therealbaendb.bsky.social whaddup playa welcome to the only good social network
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 13/01/2025
@evelyn.fyi what’s ur fav yoga app
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 10/01/2025
Here’s a pic of me seeing children on New Year’s Eve.
A rad childless man drinking Veuve Cliquot out of the bottle.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 05/01/2025
Comedy Central should do a Roast of Elon Musk As always, they should invite him. But even if he doesn’t show up, they should do it.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 25/12/2024
We should be allowed to deep fake Bill Paxton as much as we want so that we can turn his scenes from titanic into a gossipy reality show where Paxton looks at the camera like Jim from The Office while that horny old bat talks about shagging a peasant then letting him freeze to death & drown
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 22/12/2024
“Explain the gap in ur resume” “I am the subject of Adele’s Someone Like You, and I went into hiding.”
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 18/12/2024
Do you want to take an edible and watch the roomba?
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 17/12/2024
@evelyn.fyi bby i found you.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 14/12/2024
Divin right in to the holiday szn with a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich and a beer.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 11/12/2024
I am pleased to have extracted these stunning #TitleCards and type-shots from #TheSubstance (a24). Save and use for dealing with the Elisabeths, Sues and Monstro Elisasues in your life.
MONSTRO ELISASUE (title card from A24's The Substance)SUE (title card from A24's The Substance)Elisabeth (title card from A24's The Substance)Hand in black glove holding a note reading "We are sorry you didn't appreciate your experience with The Substance." (Screenshot of a24's The Substance)
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 08/12/2024
404 not found for `tsx` registry.npmjs.org/tsx
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 06/12/2024
The billing order in the credits of #Silo on #AppleTV+ changes every episode. What’s that all about?
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 05/12/2024
To help people accurately find you as they migrate from X/Twitter, please include your former handle in your bio as "X/Twitter: @handle @handle.x.com @handle.twitter.com" if you use bluesky's federated handle format, it will be easier for refugees to find you.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 04/12/2024
Most days, you take the Adderall. Some days, the Adderall takes you.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 02/12/2024
Future seasons of @makesomenoiseshow.bsky.social should offer a cuck chair to be used during the two-player round.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 02/12/2024
I am fairly sure the plan was for Kamala Harris to pardon HB but circumstances have obviously changed.
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 02/12/2024
“Could be fun.”
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 30/11/2024
I think it would be good to be able to disable AI summaries and suggestions for certain conversations. Sometimes, as we work thru human things (death, breakup, divorce, elections), the coarse brevity of AI is a little too intense. #ux #ai #AppleIntelligence #Gemini
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 26/11/2024
Normalize throwing trash in cybertrucks
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 24/11/2024
I’m so happy to see so many of the funny people that make the internet go round have migrated here. You have been a huge part of Xitter’s cultural relevance and value.
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Deadhawk In Flames @bizarroland.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Louder for the people in the back
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 23/11/2024
Remember when a Twitter notification was the best part of your day? When one banger tweet would get you funny replies from nice ppl all day? 🔔 That’s now on Bluesky.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 22/11/2024
Bluekly
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zombarista @zombarista.io · 22/11/2024
Watched Ronan Farrow’s new doc Surveilled this afternoon and immediately put my phone in lockdown mode
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