Reposted by Zoey Hedman 🏳️⚧️ (she/her)

me: i remember when i was a kid, before they invented smartphones...
my elf gf: When I was a child, Selarenréoþ had yet to sing the forests into being.
me: oh my god 🙄 i get it. you're sooo much older than me. you still good with pizza tonight by the way?
her: I am ever ready for pizza, sapling.