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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026
the darkweb is when the 6ghz wifi networks my phone can see but my laptop can't
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 05/10/2026
Messed around with streaming to my Steam Frame from my Linux desktop a lot more last night. Had to manually configure the wired network for USB streaming, but once I did it works just fine. The wireless streaming dongle is still very buggy, it keeps erroring and disconnecting and reconnecting […]
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 02/10/2026
Large Frieren plushie wearing a Steam Frame VR headset and holding the controllers
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taco, cultist bird/cat :verified420: :neocat_floof_devil: @fedi.birdcat.online · 23/09/2026
EVERYONE IT HAS HAPPENED ONE OF MY BOXES OF CABLES AND DEAD HARDWARE HAS YIELDED A JST 2.0 PH 4 PIN CONNECTOR PLUG THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO BUY OFF OF AMAZON AND NOW I CAN JUST HARVEST IT OFF OF A DEAD FAN NEVER THROW ANYTHING AWAY
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
I love getting #TheOnion in print, but this time they’ve gone too far. I don’t know how they broke into my basement but I did not give them permission to use photos of my stuff in their mock ads. #selfhosting #homelab
Photo of a printed coupon in the onion. It pretends to be from Best Buy and shows a big cardboard box full of random computer cords like USB and power cables. The coupon says “good for one free pull from the Tub O’ Cords”
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PolyWolf @polywolf.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 22/09/2026
sorry non-followers u get zero context for this cool image
a busty butch lesbian labeled "Rust" is pinning "the value (me)" to the wall with a "std::pin::Pin". I am blushing and holding my tail bashfully as we gaze into each others' eyes. Hearts, sparkles, and roses adorn the pink-colored image.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 21/09/2026
Yess de cuckstoel is nog vrij
Photo of a an Odeon cinema VIP bed for 2 people. Right next to it is a single small seat.
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:privTri: Volpeon :areonNSmol: @volpeon.at.icy.wyvern.rip · 04/09/2026
Curiousity
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Liam Proven @lproven.social.vivaldi.net.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
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bee @micenest.xyz · 15/08/2026
someone had to do it
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eepy august [0x08] 🏳️‍⚧️🇲🇰 @august.chaos.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/07/2026
new rule: never trust how you feel about your life past 30°C
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Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 04/08/2026
> Almost there! Remember: you're looking for a gun that makes holes. Not bullet holes, but-- well, you'll figure it out. Really do hold on this time!
Your Name says: (while looking at a purple Portal style portal)
Wha -- HEY! Your gift is a hole in my wall?!
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Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 27/07/2026
**AMIR:** Well Doktor Entrati, I made it. **AMIR:** Despite your directions.
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 26/07/2026
Mar-a-lago faces are the American version of Aheago faces
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
drive up to mcdonalds me: yo, fifa world cup? mcd employee: sorry, football machine broke
a photo of a McDonalds location with "FIFA WORLD CUP IS HERE" written on the sign outside
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
An edited version of xkcd 2501.  First person says "computer architecture is second nature to us programmers, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the instruction sets for x86 and a couple ARM variants."  Second person replies "and MIPS, of course," to which the first person replies "of course."  The rest of the comic is identical to the original.
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rebecca ravenoak 🏳️‍⚧️ @ggggbbybby.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026
stealing memes from bsky
a screenshot from fire emblem with a girl saying "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and cheeseburger."
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Factorio brain is seeing the forest for the concrete
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/06/2026
waiting for the day one of my friends has a gpu die on them so i can pull out this image
man holding another man's shoulder with a grin. it is covered in gpu artifacts indicating a dead gpu
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760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a494 @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
photo of a shuttle motherboard. the cpu socket is like 20 degrees rotated to the right so its not aligned to the sides of the board
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Glyph @glyph.im · 28/04/2026
you will not lose your job because an AI will replace you. you *will* lose your job because the white-collar criminals driving AI's fraudulent circular financing are going to cause a global financial crisis when the bubble pops though
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tomate 🍅 @jascha.ohai.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
People with #adhd have three types of workday: * Get absolutely nothing done * Get 4 hours of work done at a random point in time * Get 40 hours of work done in 4 hours All types are sprinkled with work unrelated sidequests
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Deep Space 90210 @ds90210.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
Ezri: You can't blame me for this. I have a metal illness. Benjamin: You mean like rust?
Ezri:  You can't blame me for this. I have a metal illness.Benjamin:  You mean like rust?
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 20/04/2026
We've gone from Steve Apple to Tim Apple and now to John Apple. Logically, Apple's next CEO will have a name beginning with a letter before J.
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Wolf Ha @mistakenotmy.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
$30 billion later ...
Opus 4.7 failing to count letters, screenshotOpus 4.7 failing to count letters, screenshot
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
woah they made that one fucky tv show a real place!
Google Maps screenshot of Severance, Colorado
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
I bought an "invisible" wireless charger kit so naturally I'm now finding out if it works on every 13-30mm thing in my apartment
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Ben Lubar (any pronouns) @ben.lubar.me.ap.brid.gy · 15/04/2026
oh it's Warframe
Taco Bell Digital Extreme Sport Games For Kids
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 14/04/2026
[leaked atla movie] GAY ZUKO FUCK YEAH
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Dr. Maddkap, Werepsychologist @drmaddkap.meow.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/03/2026
I’m rewatching old Star Trek episodes to see which ones pass the B’kdel Test: (1) Two named Klingons (2) Talking to each other (3) About something other than honor
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Oxide Computer Company? You mean Sun Macrosystems, Inc.?
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Marc @mdiluz.mastodon.gamedev.place.ap.brid.gy · 13/03/2026
A reminder that "For sale: baby shoes, never worn" isn't the shortest horror story ever written, it's actually "Specifies a tri-state Boolean value" written by the esteemed author Microsoft .NET Documentation.
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Māmā takiwātanga @michaelakhulse.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2025
Visual memo I’ve made myself while reading ‘How to keep house while drowning’ #mentalHealth
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Paco Hope @paco.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 05/09/2025
One of the ways that LLM-authored code improves productivity is by merely SAYING it does things. It's way faster than the whole time-consuming process of actually doing things. This is real code someone sent to me for review.
A screenshot of a code editor. The line numbers are in the lefthand column, running from 121 to 125. There is a comment that says "Verify packages were created and check sizes" Then line 123 says echo Verifying Lambda packages were created... and Line 124 says echo checkmark emoji colon All Lambda packages verified successfully. There is no line in here that actually did anything.
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ROllerozxa @rollerozxa.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 18/02/2026
Cloudflare's AI chatbot is very useful for what I assume was 100% its intended purpose
Me: What about Cloudflare Cuddles?

Cloudflare's AI chatbot: Cloudflare Cuddles does not exist. I've already told you this multiple times.

Cloudflare is a serious cybersecurity company with real products. There is no "Cloudflare Cuddles" service, no "cuddly foxes," and no virtual cuddles across edge datacenters.

The chatbot's response is right above the outline for a speech bubble pointing to Anton Ego from Ratatouille.
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tante @tante.tldr.nettime.org.ap.brid.gy · 15/02/2026
Maybe we should establish a "maintenance.md" practice just like "readme.md" or "LICENSE" where you just clearly outline the amount of maintenance the project/development team are planning to put into the code base and under which conditions. I have seen that a few times but maybe it should be […]
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Xe :verified: @cadey.pony.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026
Zendesk, get your shit together please xeiaso.net/notes/2026/zendesk-get-s…
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Zendesk, get your shit together please
BORN TO GET SPAMMED, WORLD IS A FUCK, SPAMHAUS THEM ALL 2026, I am inbox full man, 410,757,864,530 Zendesk emails
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 07/02/2026
cw: cw
a mastodon content warning dialogue
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
All travel organization/planning/booking apps fall into one of two categories: built by Americans, and only knows how to handle flights and rental cars; or built by Europeans, and only knows how to handle public transit and trains.
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 31/01/2026
kuva shower thought: if Rei Ayanami was in Warframe, she would be a Grineer
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026
Gender is a construct but you have to initialize it yourself. www.php.net/manual/en/gender-gender…
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PHP: Gender\Gender::__construct - Manual
Construct the Gender object
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
always fun when i tell a neat little fun fact about the united states and then my euro friends are all like "wait you just live like that what"
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2026
Just finished watching @yomimono's talk and it was delightful. Now I have an urge to go find my own kind of deranged outsider art to make. media.ccc.de/v/39c3-i-hated-all-the…
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I Hated All The Cross-Stitch Software So I Made My Own: My Deranged Outsider Software Suite For Making Deranged Outsider Art
I wanted to design beautiful header diagrams and ASCII tables suitable for stitching on throw pillows, but found existing tools for cross...
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flere-imsaho 🇺🇦 @mawhrin.fedi.circumstances.run · 24/12/2025
two browsers that shouldn't be used as an alternative to anything: * brave * ladybird
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 23/12/2025
hey guys im not so sure I should go on this trip
A fictional US Department of State travel page about the Kingdom of Duviri, advising U.S. citizens not to travel to the "country" for any reason.
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/11/2025
the problem with being called an attention whore is that it implies i get paid
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 22/11/2025
me on the corpus ship: *taps nef anyos shoulder* yo money bunny where the fast passes for parvos granum dick smasher nef anyo: *muffled sobbing as he shows me a hidden door under the golden hand statue*
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 22/11/2025
Two pane image
Top pane: ancient pyramid structure with caption "Why did humans stop building wonders?"
Bottom pane: picture of minions-themed hotel room, with caption: "We didn't."
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Jess👾 @jesstheunstill.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy · 12/10/2025
Spicy take: Normal people shouldn't self host. From an energy use perspective, the users per watt are WAY higher in a data center. People are already awful at running patches and doing security updates. OMG are people awful at doing backups. From an ewaste POV, consumer electronics just […]
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