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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri

@stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy
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developers developers devloepres dellopsres delospre dementopers Currently designing C-♭, it's gonna have two stacks for twice the performance. Senior […] [bridged from mastodon.boiler.social/@stenve on the fediverse by fed.brid.gy ]

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inpc @inpc.go.mxtthxw.art.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
An internet router with antennae that makes it look like a spider, its hung up in the top corner of a room to look more spidery
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 23/09/2026
Mhode Island
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SpookJ 👻 @snoopj.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy · 24/02/2023
the most important part of #Unicode history is when a mouse fell out of a light fixture and got added to the count of members present at a Technical Committee meeting (9 Nov 2016) www.unicode.org/L2/L2016/16325.htm#…
Screenshot of meeting notes for UTC Meeting 149. Text reads:

Mouse now present. 6.502 members represented.

[149-A94] Action Item for Landlord: Capture and exile the mouse that just fell out of the light fixture.
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
C++ would be infinitely better if it had a turbofish
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
~~inline~~ inboard assembly vs outboard assembly
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026
the great lakes are topologically equivalent to a river
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Mosfet @mosfet.furry.engineer.ap.brid.gy · 15/08/2026
fed up with bluetooth low energy? introducing bluetooth HIGH energy. 15 kW ought to be enough for everyone
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alex 🍂 @paracausalex.siren-vibes.ts.net · 09/08/2026
i like computer but the fandom is so toxic
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Why do they call it namecheap when you of in buy the cheap names of out renew the expensive names
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/08/2026
Remember, fire marshals exist for _your_ entertainment
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 31/07/2026
Eastern time is like UTC for North America
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Chris Walter @chriswalter.fediscience.org.ap.brid.gy · 30/07/2026
RE: indieweb.social/@xkcdbot/1170048310… As someone who works on the Rubin Observatory, I can confirm that it would in fact be possible to leave the blinds up and the lights up in the kitchen 🙂.
indieweb.social
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/07/2026
I wish Walter Mitty would write that show I like a bit faster please
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elle mundy @ap.exch.gr · 10/07/2026
weird how they call them youtube shorts when they’re so tall
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
blood-based phrenology is _so_ in
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/07/2026
An edited version of xkcd 2501.  First person says "computer architecture is second nature to us programmers, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the instruction sets for x86 and a couple ARM variants."  Second person replies "and MIPS, of course," to which the first person replies "of course."  The rest of the comic is identical to the original.
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Sean Coates @sean.scoat.es.ap.brid.gy · 03/07/2026
To misquote @pluralistic quoting Jean-Paul Sartre: “Hell is other people’s code.”
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Zoey @zoey.frogs.lgbt.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026
Factorio brain is seeing the forest for the concrete
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026
I'm pleased to announce that today we are launching F♭. F♭ is the non-functional counterpart to C♭, able leverage existing libraries by virtue of running on the same .ORG runtime (think F# and C#).
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/05/2026
ICMP? Internet Canadian Mounted Police?? How do they fit the horses through the tubes???
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Glyph @glyph.im · 24/05/2026
I feel there is a risk I might slightly overuse this thing trek.epicrandomness.com
The title card for "star trek: the next generation" where the episode title is shown as "The Gang Accidentally Ends Human Civilization By Making Data 15% More Sycophantic"
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760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a494 @760ceb3b9c0ba4872cadf3ce35a7a4.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
photo of a shuttle motherboard. the cpu socket is like 20 degrees rotated to the right so its not aligned to the sides of the board
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 22/04/2026
all gpus on linux are `vainfo` as a service. I will not be elaborating
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Wolf Ha @mistakenotmy.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 17/04/2026
$30 billion later ...
Opus 4.7 failing to count letters, screenshotOpus 4.7 failing to count letters, screenshot
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dog expert @mothcompute.merping.synth.download · 11/04/2026
guy who only knows i18n, trembling: and... this 'l33t' you speak of?
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
new distro: Deterministic Linux. Linux but there's no accessible RNG. I don't trust it and I don't trust the Intel Microarchitecture it rode in on.
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/03/2026
please sir may I have another token
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 19/03/2026
the Big Short (a long and very boring film about PCB assembly rework due to an incorrectly connected power pin)
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
February was a psyop. It didn't actually happen. I keep saying this.
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 18/03/2026
Oxide Computer Company? You mean Sun Macrosystems, Inc.?
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/03/2026
look at that, it's calling you a scriptlet. you just gonna sit there and take that kind of insult?
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 13/02/2026
inside vendor's mind
"i just need to do laundry" image macro except the thought is "i just need to save a pin"
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/02/2026
`--no-preserve-foot`
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/02/2026
the sustain pedal is single-pedal driving for the piano
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/02/2026
Who is Aunt Enna? Why does she love RF so much???
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 01/02/2026
why the _actual fuck_ does Linux not have a syscall for /proc/self/maps it is beyond ridiculous that the 2026 solution to "find out what my memory mappings are" is fucking fscanf
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026
Everyone needs a website, for nebulous reasons which I cannot explain and about which I will not elaborate!
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/01/2026
Service workers??? Everything is a web browser???? Discord is digital McDonald's????!!!!
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✧✦Catherine✦✧ @whitequark.treehouse.systems.ap.brid.gy · 25/01/2026
i finally found this picture again. it has infected me memetically a long time ago > **Never touch the terminals.** Please don't. Cause of failure. > > This may be the cause. > > It is not possible to use multiple computers at the same time. **It is not possible.**
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/01/2026
WOKE oscilloscope gets TRIGGERED by SURPRISE signal (gone wrong) (police called)
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/01/2026
PAX IN 22C IS STEVE CUBEMER. PLS ADVISE
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nightshade →home, for now @nightshade.technology · 28/04/2025
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2025
This year I'm thankful for all the HATERS who said C-♭ would never launch. Your hate fuels me.
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Steve Cubemer :verified: :veri @stenve.mastodon.boiler.social.ap.brid.gy · 28/11/2025
# THANKS
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0x4d6165 (Julie or Mae) @0x4d6165.wanderingwires.net.ap.brid.gy · 27/11/2025
Meme of a squished photo of a kid standing with their arms crossed with the caption "Shut up! My dad works for Canonical and can turn you into a snap package"
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