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zoe. she,her. 33. married trans dyke living in NoVa. bocchi the rock enjoyer. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 hobbies: writing smut, riding trains, baking pastries. blog: wordvoid.neocities.org

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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 16/06/2026
Thought of a new type of Guy: guy who refers to his morning coffee routine as his “brewstack”
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 14/06/2026
Tucking!! In the men’s room
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 24/03/2026
when the fuck did bsky implement draconian age verification, ew
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
catherine o’hara?? catherine??? catherine but not that man???
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
lord god you take catherine o’hara but not that man???
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404 Media @404media.co · 30/01/2026
404 Media has published the full user guide for ELITE, the tool Palantir made for ICE to bring up addresses for deportation targets. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Scoop here by @josephcox.bsky.social: www.404media.co/here-is-the-...
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
71,000 dead and here in America our politicians and cops were siding with the murderous regime and expelling students from their universities. a stain that I hope future historians will contextualize for the evil it is.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
"Headlines call it a 'crackdown' on immigration and a 'clash' between the government and 'protesters,' when in reality it’s murderous occupying forces being confronted by people who just want to live free of their violence."
thehandbasket.co
Crackdown
Writing through history and heartbreak.
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himejoshi buny witch 🐇 @yuribuny.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
they're finally making romhacks removing the useless parts of pokemon games
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is the way, make “ok, abolish only ICE” the moderate position.
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
"unexplained pauses" are making dozens of critical CDC databases go dark under RFK www.404media.co/dozens-of-cd...
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Dozens of CDC Health Databases Have Gone Dark Under Trump: ‘The Consequences Will Be Dire’
Nearly half of routinely-updated CDC databases have experienced delays or shutdowns in 2025, with vaccination-related systems disproportionately affected, according to a new study.
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 26/01/2026
Well looks like it’s time for a rewatch
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Uncle karl @kyleprobably.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
A youtube listing the playlist to the metal gear solid 5 (uncut) by chip and ironicus
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 26/01/2026
I’m on upscrolled now bc why not @/zoe101
Pic of my upscroll acct
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 26/01/2026
pussy so cavernous she can yodel in it
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Katelyn Gadd @kg.luminance.org · 26/01/2026
wow they're speedrunning my 'bluesky leadership will eventually be openly fascist' called shot
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HunyBee @hunybee.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Maki my goat 🩸💪
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spooky halloween txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 25/01/2026
Ikr 😂 it’s a unique, memorable, winning combo Also love how superpowers are cultivated
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 25/01/2026
Eleceed is so good!!!!
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 25/01/2026
shot // chaser
Project to add a lane, making a safer 5 Freeway between 405 and 55, gets underwayA $716 million project is getting underway to add lanes to the 5 Freeway where it runs through Irvine and Tustin.
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
wedding stew 🍲
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Reminder: If the Supreme Court upholds Trump’s attack on birthright citizenship, some of the ICE officers currently brutalizing Minnesotans may be reassigned to apprehend newborns from the hospital for immediate deportation. Just read the Trump administration’s own memo. slate.com/news-and-pol...
To that end, USCIS declared flatly that the children of immigrants who are "unlawfully present" will "no longer be U.S. citizens at birth."
They will, instead, inherit the status of their parents, rendering them detainable and deportable as infants and throughout their lives.
There is no indication that the government will provide some grace period before snatching up and imprisoning this new underclass of noncitizen babies; they are apparently subject to arrest from the moment of birth.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
I laugh at ICE for wearing forest-colored camo to snow-colored Minneapolis. For their tree trunk necks, ordered straight from the wife abuser catalog. For resembling an erect penis more from the neck up than in the crotch. For their self-important intensity, identical to that of every ROTC kid everybody went out of their way to avoid. For their Yakety Sax maneuvering across the Minnesota ice. For their golem-like ugliness, for the masculinity whose absence they flag by asserting it so belligerently. For waging war on a populace armed with nothing but solidarity, for losing. For being unable to do twenty-two push-ups. For being unable to do thirty-two sit-ups. For being unable to run a mile and a half. For being unable. For being unable. For being unable.
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Minnesota Star Tribune @startribune.com · 23/01/2026
Tomorrow's front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 24, 2026
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Aftermath dot site. now that’s a website.
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 23/01/2026
tell me your pet’s name in a gif
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a person is eating a sandwich in a green bucket of water .
ALT: a person is eating a sandwich in a green bucket of water .
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 23/01/2026
I blogged about AI and how so much of the rhetoric around its use in the corporate world reminds me of kids playing Make Believe. It’s all smoke and mirrors, folks. Hot air, style over substance, an Aurora borealis localized entirely within your PC✌️ wordvoid.net/posts/false-...
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“In the CEO’s heart, he can create anything with AI. He can make any app he dreams up; convert simple prompts into complex, accurate, precise data analyses; invent the world’s first infallible panopticon.

But he can’t, not really, not in a way that actually matters. After all, an AI is merely a pattern recognition algorithm. It is a mimic. It can only ape the shadow of human intelligence, an endless feedback loop of subjectively-labeled 1s and 0s drifting ever rightward.”
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Shannon Heffernan @shannonheffernan.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The 5-year-old arrested by ICE In Minnesota is detained at Dilley. We reported on conditions there in the below article. Parents said the food was contaminated with mold and worms & that children were so under so much stress that they were hitting their own faces & wetting themselves.
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 22/01/2026
My chemex shattered this morning too 🫠
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 22/01/2026
Went to slice a bagel that I didn’t realize was pre-sliced. It did not end well for my hand lmao (I’m ok)
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Joshua Rivera @jmrivera.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
lighting a cig (hand rolled American spirit) while everyone loses it over perfect tides: station to station. I take a long drag and walk over to my shelf. Plop the first print collection of Octopus Pie on the table in front of you. Drop the needle on Grizzly Bear’s Veckatimest. Yeah I was there.
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 22/01/2026
“Hey terminal could u delete all these binary files in this directory for me” “Sure thing. Now executing ‘sudo rm -rf *.bin’ — command in prog-”
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 22/01/2026
“We made an AI-native terminal” uh why the fuck would u do that. I don’t even trust the puppeteer with terminal access, and you want me to trust the puppet?
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 20/01/2026
party rock isnt in the house like it used to and it shows
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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
“iMagiNatiOn is nOt ilLeGaL” - guy who feeds a computer with thousands of other people’s work and then types “Princess Mononoke big naturals 4k hentai”
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Liberals and Leftists need an intimacy coordinator from a weird third political affiliation to help them close the gap. We need a Georgist Hitch.
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 27/03/2025
I bet it feels fucking amazing to get mind flayer-ized
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Linette🌻🌸🏵️🌺🌱 @ohtiniestplanet.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
old sketchbook jokes
two panel comic of a grizzled type in a fedora, smoking.
panel 1: there's no shortage of punks in this city.
panel 2: also a healthy contingent of ravers, shoegazers, b-boys, frisky and regular-type goths, bluegrass fans, jazz hipsters, and whatever people who like synthwave are called.
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Shakina @shakeenz.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
So that’s what it’s called!
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NiamherDreams @niamherdreams.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
If you see this, quote with a game with a 10/10 soundtrack
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 13/03/2025
tummy hurts :( maybe drinking 2 beers and eating 3 brats for dinner was actually not a good idea
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Tigertemptess🔞 @tigertemptess.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
An offering… #pinup #nsfwart #nsfw #rome
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 12/03/2025
start a family with doom emacs in evil mode
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 12/03/2025
fuck emacs marry vim kill nano
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 11/03/2025
If I ever flee the states.. I'm either fleeing to Uruguay, Portugal, or Chengdu in Sichuan Province, China where all the gay women live
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tits akimbo 🇵🇸 @zoekomrade.com · 11/03/2025
ever inhale so much air that it pops ur lower back? feels soo good
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
this starter pack will get you onto weirdsky, do it: go.bsky.app/AdnrvbZ
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 10/03/2025
fuck you *lowercases your SQL statements*
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